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Post by Donko on Feb 14, 2006 10:29:31 GMT
Got a new one from the wisdom that is Pat..........................he was in the bar with Barry, VH1 was on the tv, and they were playing the Oasis Top 10, after watching a few Oasis songs Barry asked Pat, "What do you think will be number 1?" Pat replied "U2"...............Barry nearly wet himself laughing
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Post by dave on Feb 14, 2006 11:38:11 GMT
i thought uses were joking about that pat is so funny to listen to. must admit wouldnt like to see him in left back again with the tackles he does
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Post by Donko on Feb 21, 2006 13:04:40 GMT
He couldnt play out anymore, anyone who has seen him in 5-a-side could tell you that, he does less running than me
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Post by jbunkers1 on Feb 21, 2006 17:18:19 GMT
Well playing nets most of the season wouldnt help anyones fitness!
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Post by MingeTeaser on Mar 8, 2006 9:35:02 GMT
Some crackers from this w'end lads... He even said Neilly could post them up here... Legend...  "f**k Sake big lad it your round!" |
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Post by Donko on Mar 8, 2006 10:19:11 GMT
i asked him where he was going and he said "manchester" i told him the utd match was on monday, and he said "im going to see celtic" legend!!!!!!!
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Post by KrazyDiamond on Mar 10, 2006 10:51:01 GMT
Saw Pat last Friday when the snow was here. He was talking about going to the match on saturday on the ferry and he said " I hope I can get there" I asked him why and he said that the sea might be frozen!!!
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Post by Donko on Mar 23, 2006 8:04:36 GMT
Pat and Luke were blitzed on friday evening, Luke's girl asked Pat to take Luke home as he was falling all over the show, Pat took Luke home in a taxi, put him on the sofa and started watching TV, he then looked at his watch, seen it was 9 o'clock,he forgot why he took luke home so he said to Luke " Fancy going to maddens for a pint " so the 2 of them went back down steaming, dont think Lukes girl was very impressed!!!
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Post by MingeTeaser on Mar 23, 2006 9:00:18 GMT
hahaha ;D
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Post by MingeTeaser on Mar 23, 2006 9:02:47 GMT
What about training last night? While training Pat comes of with "that sun is f**king blinding me!"  |
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Post by Elroy on Mar 23, 2006 17:06:16 GMT
aye and he said to someone "keep that to yourself"  |
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Post by MingeTeaser on Mar 24, 2006 9:17:54 GMT
He always says that when he realises he came off with a cracker and.... "I'll just deny it" |
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Post by dave on Mar 24, 2006 13:04:35 GMT
such a funny guy but aways good for a laugh cnt believe that luke 1 but
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Post by zippy on Apr 28, 2006 17:27:44 GMT
Lads im surprised no one has put up the one from the poker night!!
The prize money was wrote up on the board and it was as follows:
1st 200
2nd 100
3th 50
quality
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Post by MingeTeaser on May 5, 2006 9:28:43 GMT
hahaha.... heard him get slagged about that in the changing rooms on saturday.... "1th, 2th, 3th" hahaha ;D
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Post by Donko on May 14, 2006 11:18:47 GMT
Andy was saying in the bar that he was doing the Belfast Mile, conor said you only do a mile each and Pat said "How many miles do you have to run?"
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Post by Donko on May 14, 2006 11:19:53 GMT
Pat said to me " Are you getting a round big lad?" I lifted his pint bottle of Harp and it was half full, he poured it into a glass and said " look, its empty now"
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Post by MingeTeaser on May 16, 2006 10:38:50 GMT
Can't believe he was slagging the Reina (liverpool goalkeeper) for not catching Konchesky's cross... when he let an identical one in like that on Saturday morning.
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Post by MingeTeaser on May 16, 2006 10:43:31 GMT
Pat rings Chief at Maddens Bar... Chief Answers - "Hello Maddens Bar, how can I help you?"
Pat - "Where are u mate?"
Chief - "I'm in the bar."
Pat - "What u doing down there?"
Chief - "I'm working!"
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Post by MingeTeaser on May 16, 2006 10:44:23 GMT
Apparently a 'Pat Sharp' section is going to be added to www.maddensbar.com soon... quality ;D |
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Post by Donko on Jul 4, 2006 11:16:23 GMT
Sitting in my car last night, i pulled up outside John o's house to drop him off, pat was in the front seat, and we were parked beside a bush, pat cracked up and said "how the f**k am i supposed to get out" we looked at him asking why he was getting out at John o's, he said " to let him out of the car", we pissed ourself because its a 5 door car
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Post by zippy on Jul 5, 2006 17:13:17 GMT
I told him i wouldnt put this up but it has to be heard. Playin pool and he said the game was easy. I told him it was only easy if you were good at it. He then told me to wise up as you had 9 pockets to choose from!!!
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Post by Donko on Aug 21, 2006 6:51:29 GMT
Playing St Comgalls last week we were putting him on as a sub in 2nd half, he turned to me and geoff and said "what way am i running", we nearly didnt put him on for that.
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Post by no8 on Aug 21, 2006 13:25:04 GMT
This has to be the longest runnin thread in the history of this website! Marty Campbell must never cease to amaze! The master of stupid one-liners! lol FAO Minge-Teaser or anybody who will reply are u's playin fc antrim 2nite? If so wat time at if u get post a comment and let me know cheers!
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Post by Elroy on Aug 21, 2006 16:20:39 GMT
6:45 ko or so. probably as early as possible.
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Post by Donko on Aug 22, 2006 7:06:11 GMT
Marty was in Newcastle(England) for the weekend with the Maddens boys, after a night on piss they went to a cafe, he had 20 £1 coins in his pocket, he went up to the women behind the counter, held them in his hand and said " Do you take pound coins over here"
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Post by Donko on Aug 22, 2006 7:07:14 GMT
Also on the weekend to Newcastle, on the plane over they flew past St James Park, Marty said "Who plays there, Aston Villa??"
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Post by Donko on Aug 22, 2006 7:09:36 GMT
Ray Duffy reminded me of a Pat Calssic last night. Last year in Maddens marty nearly had an argument with a waitress, someone had a plain burger so marty said he wanted one, but with cheese, the waitress said "a cheeseburger then" Marty replied " NO!! A plain burger with some cheese!!"
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Post by Donko on Aug 24, 2006 6:56:56 GMT
Standing at side of pitch last night, Marty asked me " who's that guy on the left wing" I said it was Brian Hanna, he said "is he Andy's brother?" i told him he wasnt, he was Johnny's brother, Marty asked me "Johnny Who?" - the guy is a genius
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Post by MingeTeaser on Aug 24, 2006 8:09:07 GMT
Last night, on the way home, John Floyd said to him "Pat, I'll bring you back a little senorita from Spain". Pat says "Whats that? A cigarette?" Nearly crashed the car laughing |
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