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Post by Donko on May 11, 2005 14:01:11 GMT
Has Marty Campbell sold his soul to the devil, no man could ever be that lucky at cards ever!!!
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Post by Toffeeman on May 12, 2005 8:08:19 GMT
Is Pat Sharp a real name or what??
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Post by Donko on May 12, 2005 9:03:27 GMT
Ha ha ha, unfortunately not, his real name is Marty Campbell, but at the start of the season he had the worst dyed blond mullet you have ever seen. Been called Pat Sharp ever since, gets the FunHouse theme played to him all the time
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Post by Toffeeman on May 12, 2005 10:05:28 GMT
Lucky for him then, didn't think anyone could have had such an unfortunate name!!
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Post by KrazyDiamond on May 12, 2005 10:18:28 GMT
I think Pat Blunt suits him way better. Not the sharpest tool..... ;D
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Post by Donko on May 12, 2005 11:11:49 GMT
Definitleyy, without doubt the stupidest man in the world ever - "Im playing darts against 40 year olds who have been playing for 50 years" ;D ;D
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Post by Donko on May 12, 2005 14:02:44 GMT
when watching spanish golf " their clock is wrong"
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Post by Donko on May 12, 2005 14:04:16 GMT
Marty have you ever left Ireland before? "I was on a boat!"
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Post by KrazyDiamond on May 13, 2005 10:29:40 GMT
Donko - Wot were the odds on Sammy Hypia scoring?
Andy - Bout a million to one.
Marty - It would be more than that. Probably about 30 - 1
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Post by KrazyDiamond on May 13, 2005 10:30:36 GMT
Marty, who scored for Arsenal. Marty replies Terry Henry!
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Post by KrazyDiamond on May 13, 2005 10:31:24 GMT
Will my sim card work in England!
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Post by Donko on May 13, 2005 10:59:36 GMT
Everybody throws a pound in for 1st goalscorer, whoever picks the 1st scorer gets the pot................................. kleberson scores for Man Utd, Ray cheers and takes the money, Marty (who has been watching the match and has thrown pound in) says "Who did you have?"
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Post by Donko on May 17, 2005 11:06:36 GMT
One freddy boswell, one freddy boswell...................oh wait there is now 2
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Post by Donko on May 17, 2005 11:08:16 GMT
Marty - "Hows a seatbelt going to save your life on a plane, sure you are 100 feet in the air with 50 gallons of petrol below you, no not petrol thats stupid, i meant diesel"
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Post by MingeTeaser on Nov 4, 2005 15:28:15 GMT
Donko - "Pat, do you like Star Wars?"
Pat - "No, I don't like 'See-Fax' films"
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Post by Donko on Nov 4, 2005 15:34:34 GMT
Before a match i asked him, "where you drinking last night?" he turned to me and said, "no,i only had about 6 double vodka's"
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Post by MingeTeaser on Nov 4, 2005 15:47:17 GMT
On the way to larne on saturday morning.....
Donko - "Pat, do you still get a fry-up every morning?"
Pat - "No..... I stopped at that s**t, my cholesterol is too high"
Donko "When did you stop?"
Pat - "Yesterday"
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Post by KrazyDiamond on Nov 4, 2005 16:20:33 GMT
Or as he likes to call it, his ''terrestrial''  |
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Post by jbunkers1 on Nov 4, 2005 19:08:26 GMT
hope he doesnt go on the net
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Post by Donko on Nov 7, 2005 10:35:34 GMT
did you not know, he says he's the 3rd best pool player on the enite net, he beat a person in a 4 man tournament and reckons that they were the only people on the that play pool, so he now reckons he is 3rd in the world!! couldnt make this stuff up
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Post by dave on Nov 7, 2005 15:30:22 GMT
must say he mite b stupid bt he is so funny wif da s**t he says n he dnt even realise he is sayin it
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Post by jbunkers1 on Nov 7, 2005 17:31:12 GMT
i agree! an watch your writing again
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Post by MingeTeaser on Nov 8, 2005 9:14:37 GMT
hope he doesnt go on the net He's on the net all the time. The c**t is never out of my house playing internet poker. He knows about this site too..... He'd prob just laugh if he seen all this ;D |
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Post by Donko on Nov 8, 2005 9:27:37 GMT
he would say "ha ha ha you w****rs"
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Post by MingeTeaser on Nov 8, 2005 9:31:04 GMT
or "Your definately getting you bollocks knocked in!"
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Post by Donko on Nov 8, 2005 9:31:48 GMT
"are you getting the pints in for the lads"
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Post by KrazyDiamond on Nov 8, 2005 9:36:14 GMT
Its f**kin' not my round...
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Post by Donko on Nov 8, 2005 9:48:21 GMT
"ive only got a tenner" he says this at 1:30 in the afternoon, he staggers out at midnight with £8 in his pocket, after 6 pints, a steak dinner, 10 wkd red(ladyboy) and a few vodkas, he then gets a pizza, a taxi and ends up back home with £11 in his pocket
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Post by jbunkers1 on Nov 8, 2005 13:15:55 GMT
f**k, i need to learn how to do that sh1t
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Post by Donko on Nov 8, 2005 17:47:13 GMT
it is a magic trick the great pat will not divulge with anyone
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