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Post by Donko on Nov 25, 2005 15:59:39 GMT
Boys, i almost forgot a PAt Sharp Classic, we were going home from training last wednesday night, me, baz, downey and Pat, we came up to my car, and Pat said "Im in the front, i have to get out first!!" we pissed ourselves, my car is a 5 door!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by zippy on Nov 25, 2005 16:05:10 GMT
this guy would go great with holywell manager alan sprolue and enkalon player colin gill, both are always puttin their foot in it!!!
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Post by zippy on Nov 25, 2005 16:07:41 GMT
"Im in the front, i have to get out first!!" we pissed ourselves, my car is a 5 door!!!!!!!!!!!!! reminds me of a time when we were going to an away match and John Scott tried to get into the back of a 5 door car by squeezing in past the drivers seat, classic!!
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Post by Donko on Nov 25, 2005 16:17:12 GMT
is it true that Colin Gill said a few weeks ago " John Peel is a living legend"
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Post by zippy on Nov 25, 2005 16:32:18 GMT
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Post by Donko on Nov 27, 2005 21:35:56 GMT
Sitting in Maddens yesterday talking about Fist of Fury, i said "its really badly dubbed", Pat turned round and said "Whats that all about, why cant he learn English" When we explained it was an Asian film for an Asian Market Pat said "But sure spanish people can talk english!!!" I nearly dropped my pint laughing
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Post by MingeTeaser on Nov 28, 2005 12:13:15 GMT
Funny thing about it is that he was being serious and didn't know why everyone was laughing at him. Cheek of those chinese ppl who don't learn how to speak english
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Post by Donko on Nov 28, 2005 21:52:22 GMT
He tried to deny it tonight at 5-a-side, but he couldnt keep his face straight
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Post by MingeTeaser on Nov 29, 2005 9:11:58 GMT
Dunno why he does that. He likes to deny anything and everything.
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Post by Donko on Nov 29, 2005 20:22:03 GMT
What about on Saturday, he said to you "im not fit enough to play out", then 5 minutes later when i told him he wasnt fit enough he tried to argue with me that he could don it "no sweat"
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Post by dave on Nov 30, 2005 9:34:09 GMT
talking about no sweat donko it was freezing on saturday and you still had a s**t load of sweat
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Post by Donko on Nov 30, 2005 9:55:13 GMT
Hmmmmmmmmmm, it would appear that you seem to take interest in sweaty men
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Post by MingeTeaser on Nov 30, 2005 10:05:50 GMT
I think he is looking your big sweaty ballbag in his face
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Post by dave on Nov 30, 2005 11:35:22 GMT
no need for that like
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Post by MingeTeaser on Nov 30, 2005 13:12:03 GMT
Only slagging.... Who the f**k is smiting me? sitting at -9 now - u c**ts!!
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Post by Donko on Nov 30, 2005 22:26:25 GMT
f**k sake lads you are lowering the tone round here
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Post by Donko on Dec 1, 2005 12:12:24 GMT
Pat was telling me about this new game he got " I got tennis for my i-pod" i looked at him for a while and asked him to explain what you did in the game ....................turns out it was Golf...for his eye-toy!!!!!!!!
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Post by dave on Dec 1, 2005 13:52:17 GMT
omg f**kin hell that is a classic
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Post by MingeTeaser on Dec 1, 2005 16:23:03 GMT
Pat was telling me about this new game he got " I got tennis for my i-pod" i looked at him for a while and asked him to explain what you did in the game ....................turns out it was Golf...for his eye-toy!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D LOL.... brilliant, that one has to be up there with the best!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Elroy on Dec 2, 2005 19:11:00 GMT
whats an eye toy ?
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Post by dave on Dec 2, 2005 23:01:25 GMT
a ting for the ps2 wen u put you face in r sumthin
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Post by Donko on Dec 3, 2005 17:50:31 GMT
Its an add on for the PS2, basically you move in front of it and it copies your movement into the game, mostly used for dancing games, dont know why pat has one
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Post by dave on Dec 4, 2005 21:09:56 GMT
he probably wanted to see what his hair was like but was to stupid to go to the mirror so got 1
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Post by Poldolski on Dec 4, 2005 23:25:10 GMT
lads can u bring pat sharp down to carnlough these are some the best stories ever, use boys shud ask him all like hard questions see what answers he gives use
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Post by Elroy on Dec 5, 2005 22:13:45 GMT
he's a comedy genius.....
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Post by dave on Dec 5, 2005 22:43:37 GMT
he has to be the stupiest guy i had known but is 1 of the funniest
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Post by Elroy on Dec 5, 2005 23:18:57 GMT
are you on the soup lad ?
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Post by Donko on Dec 6, 2005 10:21:12 GMT
you buying elroy?
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Post by jbunkers1 on Dec 6, 2005 10:30:10 GMT
Im in if you are!
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Post by Donko on Dec 6, 2005 12:13:42 GMT
I'll have a Bottle of bud and a bottle of West Coast Cooler in the same pint glass!!!!
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