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Post by dave on Nov 9, 2005 9:08:32 GMT
how does he do that like its weird how much does he drink in a week
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Post by jbunkers1 on Nov 9, 2005 12:29:32 GMT
aww pitty
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Post by Sammy T on Nov 10, 2005 13:06:07 GMT
he just drinks to much that is the problem.
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Post by Donko on Nov 10, 2005 14:02:15 GMT
thursday 5:55pm "im not drinking anymore, Dr says my terrestial level is high" thursday 7:05 "that 5-a-side was deadly, who's going for a pint?"
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Post by MingeTeaser on Nov 10, 2005 15:00:56 GMT
I heard Pat cleaned up at the aul poker last night. Were you playing donko?
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Post by Donko on Nov 10, 2005 17:22:11 GMT
No mate, im a married man, you think the wife would still give me pocket money if i was spending it on poker? She would hand my balls to me in a sling. and i wouldnt play with them boys anyway, id be better just handing them the money
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Post by Donko on Nov 10, 2005 17:24:45 GMT
Pat had a lump in his leg from football around the shin, i told him to get it checked out, there could be blood clot, and it could move to his brain and kill him (i know what brain) he turned around to me, a serious look on his face and said, "how will it get to my brain, sure look its on my leg"
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Post by jbunkers1 on Nov 10, 2005 19:47:38 GMT
haha, thats funny!
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Post by dave on Nov 10, 2005 22:46:45 GMT
the things he comes out with you think he is always drunk. n sam i was going 2 say everytime i go to maddens marty is there but coming to think about it so are you
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Post by jbunkers1 on Nov 11, 2005 8:48:15 GMT
thats a fact
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Post by MingeTeaser on Nov 11, 2005 9:57:18 GMT
Pat stuck 80 quid on Chelsea to beat united last w'end. Make sure you's give him such a slagging tomorrow ;D
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Post by jbunkers1 on Nov 11, 2005 10:07:03 GMT
f**k me, that was a brave or maybe just a stupid bet! I knew we were gonna do them scumbags!
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Post by MingeTeaser on Nov 11, 2005 10:41:46 GMT
He does manage to do some strange bets....
One saturday we asked him who he had done in his footy bet. He had both Arsenal and Everton in there (both to win). Unlucky for Pat -- Arsenal were actually playing Everton that w'end!!
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Post by KrazyDiamond on Nov 11, 2005 11:22:11 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by jbunkers1 on Nov 11, 2005 12:11:27 GMT
haha, thats the best one i have heard yet!
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Post by dave on Nov 12, 2005 12:54:49 GMT
when i heard that this morning i didnt believe it must be da stupiest bet ever
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Post by Sammy T on Nov 12, 2005 20:25:43 GMT
the things he comes out with you think he is always drunk. n sam i was going 2 say everytime i go to maddens marty is there but coming to think about it so are you indded i have to be consistent.
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Post by dave on Nov 13, 2005 10:47:55 GMT
well got another pat sharp. in maddens last night he was saying he had a bet with barry if barry didnt get on, on saturday he could come back to shore. so then he told me holywell went 5-0 up and the manager brought on defenders instead of letting barry go on and i was like so they need to keep the lead not get more goals.so funny a guy but i dont care cause now he is coming back to us
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Post by Sammy T on Nov 13, 2005 17:36:34 GMT
why would you drop 2 divisions especially when holywell are top of the 1st division at the current moment and time.
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Post by dave on Nov 14, 2005 12:40:21 GMT
he isnt getting to play so i think he would want week in week out football
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Post by Sammy T on Nov 14, 2005 13:35:56 GMT
he isnt getting to play so i think he would want week in week out football of course everyone does but rab is in the same position at the minute for holywell but i dont think he will come back to us.
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Post by Donko on Nov 16, 2005 11:23:15 GMT
Pat was doing nets in 5-a-side, he let about 10 goals in a row in, he siad he didnt want to dive, i then got lobbed when i was in nets and he turned to me and said "Feck Sake", it was at that point i actually felt sorry for him......
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Post by dave on Nov 16, 2005 11:24:41 GMT
why you feel sorry for him then
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Post by Donko on Nov 16, 2005 11:25:44 GMT
coz he is so dumb
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Post by MingeTeaser on Nov 16, 2005 11:26:33 GMT
Mackey comes a close second to him sometimes
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Post by dave on Nov 16, 2005 11:26:57 GMT
yea that is true what does he do
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Post by Donko on Nov 16, 2005 12:22:48 GMT
Mackey, he asked me whay we call Ciaran Noade "Noade"
Noade broke his nose in August, he came off the pitch saying "thats my modeling career over" 2 weeks ago, Mackey siad " how long has Ciaran Noade been a model"
He is close to Pat, very close
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Post by MingeTeaser on Nov 16, 2005 12:30:50 GMT
lol..... funny thing is Pat calls him a dopey b******d!
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Post by Sammy T on Nov 16, 2005 19:41:12 GMT
seems to me some of your players need IQ tests then? ;D
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Post by dave on Nov 17, 2005 9:15:28 GMT
i no but football coaching would be better
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