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Post by pele on Sept 7, 2010 12:38:14 GMT
I just read the latest rumour in this weeks paper lads...
Ronaldo wearing a Celtic kit cleaned wiped out on the old xtc in a party in the legendary Roosters house.
Mum's, Dads and even Ambulances were rung for the young superstar after he thought he was for dying but i think they got him settled when he fell asleep on the Roosters Celtic bedcovers way some help from a few yellows.
Might not be true but you know what these papers are like...
LOL
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Post by topofthetownclown on Sept 7, 2010 12:47:31 GMT
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Post by pele on Sept 7, 2010 13:00:02 GMT
Hahahaha, 7 in one go  well he was in the right company alright way the rooster about!! These pictures must be good crack ;D |
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Post by mrfish on Sept 7, 2010 13:14:00 GMT
Hahahahahaha I don't believe ye!! ;D Must be a real quality of rooster's as I have a great picture of jackmc at his house with the hoops on too!! ;D ;D ;D Cracker newspaper reading pele, thanks for keeping us up to speed!!  |
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Post by topofthetownclown on Sept 7, 2010 13:17:40 GMT
Ah pele was up with rooster on sunday the pics his missis have r shockin but funny all the same he's goina email me a few of them il get them up on here!!!
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Post by mrfish on Sept 7, 2010 13:43:25 GMT
Rooster told me once that he was a member on this but never posted. I actually think he was spoofing as I canny find the hure anywhere!!! Hahaha
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Post by EL HADJI DIOUF on Sept 7, 2010 16:19:22 GMT
just reading this...............cracker ;D ;D ;D
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Post by goram on Sept 7, 2010 16:39:43 GMT
lol .... wat papers this in pele ;D any word of the photo |
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Post by Jacky-Wilshere10 on Sept 7, 2010 16:42:10 GMT
LOL i was invited but i was dating tht weekend! i am staying clear of the clown and the party scenes. i may let ronaldo blast on and  great rumour tho pele. lol |
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Post by topofthetownclown on Sept 7, 2010 16:43:05 GMT
Im getting the photo's emailed shortly the boys in kells wnt b 2 happy ;D ;D ;D
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Post by mrfish on Sept 7, 2010 16:43:08 GMT
lol .... wat papers this in pele ;D any word of the photo ThE WEEkly RoostEr Edition 1888..... Think Clown will have pictures shortly, he's one of the columists!!! ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by mrfish on Sept 7, 2010 16:44:29 GMT
LOL i was invited but i was dating tht weekend! i am staying clear of the clown and the party scenes. i may let ronaldo blast on and great rumour tho pele. lol You and Herbie have a wee night in watching old Arsenal dvd's?? ;D ;D ;D Wee Weasal hates you ye know, that was his ginger!! |
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Post by topofthetownclown on Sept 7, 2010 16:47:51 GMT
LOL i was invited but i was dating tht weekend! i am staying clear of the clown and the party scenes. i may let ronaldo blast on and great rumour tho pele. lol alan m8 u knw rightly this aint a rumour hahahahahahahahaha  |
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Post by pele on Sept 7, 2010 16:50:24 GMT
LOL i was invited but i was dating tht weekend! i am staying clear of the clown and the party scenes. i may let ronaldo blast on and great rumour tho pele. lol Aye mate, As Ronaldo said himself you know what these papers are like ;D ;D |
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Post by pele on Sept 7, 2010 16:51:19 GMT
Im getting the photo's emailed shortly the boys in kells wnt b 2 happy ;D ;D ;D What about a blow up one for the Buffs Club? ;D |
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Post by osama on Sept 7, 2010 18:34:42 GMT
i can personally confirm this rumour is 100 percent true. the story goes mr ronaldo decides to bang 7 CHATS.LOL SCHOOL BOY ERROR! the crack is 90 and the party is in full flow when it comes to everyones attention ronaldo has disappeared. they decide to lokk out the roosts flat window only to see ronaldo MARCHING UP AND DOWN THE STREET OUTSIDE! they eventually go and get the poor creator back up in. after DRINKING TEN GALLONS OF WATER AND HAVING TO GET ONE VALIUM CRUSHED UP SO HE COULD SNORT IT.LOL he decides that the only option is to tell the boys TO PHONE HIS MUMMY THEN THE AMBULANCE! HA HA HA HA WHAT A GUY!  |
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Post by pele on Sept 7, 2010 18:37:29 GMT
i can personally confirm this rumour is 100 percent true. the story goes mr ronaldo decides to bang 7 CHATS.LOL SCHOOL BOY ERROR! the crack is 90 and the party is in full flow when it comes to everyones attention ronaldo has disappeared. they decide to lokk out the roosts flat window only to see ronaldo MARCHING UP AND DOWN THE STREET OUTSIDE! they eventually go and get the poor creator back up in. after DRINKING TEN GALLONS OF WATER AND HAVING TO GET ONE VALIUM CRUSHED UP SO HE COULD SNORT IT.LOL he decides that the only option is to tell the boys TO PHONE HIS MUMMY THEN THE AMBULANCE! HA HA HA HA WHAT A GUY! Holy blazes ;D ;D ;D Thats whats happens when he trys to party way the bigboys ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Donko on Sept 7, 2010 19:06:30 GMT
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - sounds like something out of Shameless
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Post by Donko on Sept 7, 2010 19:12:16 GMT
He took 7 ?!?!?
in my day that would have taken a nice wee £150 out of the pocket - you youngsters dont know your living nowadays
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Post by bananaman on Sept 7, 2010 19:16:03 GMT
i can personally confirm this rumour is 100 percent true. the story goes mr ronaldo decides to bang 7 CHATS.LOL SCHOOL BOY ERROR! the crack is 90 and the party is in full flow when it comes to everyones attention ronaldo has disappeared. they decide to lokk out the roosts flat window only to see ronaldo MARCHING UP AND DOWN THE STREET OUTSIDE! they eventually go and get the poor creator back up in. after DRINKING TEN GALLONS OF WATER AND HAVING TO GET ONE VALIUM CRUSHED UP SO HE COULD SNORT IT.LOL he decides that the only option is to tell the boys TO PHONE HIS MUMMY THEN THE AMBULANCE! HA HA HA HA WHAT A GUY! Holy blazes ;D ;D ;D Thats whats happens when he trys to party way the bigboys ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D HA HA Anything goes in the Roosters!!!!! MOcrory are big fans!!!! ;D |
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Post by mrfish on Sept 7, 2010 19:16:20 GMT
He took 7 ?!?!? in my day that would have taken a nice wee £150 out of the pocket - you youngsters dont know your living nowadays Aye but you were getting pure X, young Campbell there's banging 7 anti-freeze, rat poison, pigeon s**te, reindeer jizz tabs!! ;D ;D |
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Post by mrfish on Sept 7, 2010 19:17:14 GMT
i can personally confirm this rumour is 100 percent true. the story goes mr ronaldo decides to bang 7 CHATS.LOL SCHOOL BOY ERROR! the crack is 90 and the party is in full flow when it comes to everyones attention ronaldo has disappeared. they decide to lokk out the roosts flat window only to see ronaldo MARCHING UP AND DOWN THE STREET OUTSIDE! they eventually go and get the poor creator back up in. after DRINKING TEN GALLONS OF WATER AND HAVING TO GET ONE VALIUM CRUSHED UP SO HE COULD SNORT IT.LOL he decides that the only option is to tell the boys TO PHONE HIS MUMMY THEN THE AMBULANCE! HA HA HA HA WHAT A GUY! Hahahahaha, great reporting osama...... ;D ;D |
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Post by pele on Sept 7, 2010 19:18:01 GMT
Holy blazes ;D ;D ;D Thats whats happens when he trys to party way the bigboys ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D HA HA Anything goes in the Roosters!!!!! MOcrory are big fans!!!! ;D I seen youse pair on Sunday walking by my house, Blue bag in hand and ready for action ;D |
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Post by mrfish on Sept 7, 2010 19:21:05 GMT
HA HA Anything goes in the Roosters!!!!! MOcrory are big fans!!!! ;D I seen youse pair on Sunday walking by my house, Blue bag in hand and ready for action ;D More importantly......... How was the hair sitting?? ;D ;D |
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Post by pele on Sept 7, 2010 19:24:16 GMT
I seen youse pair on Sunday walking by my house, Blue bag in hand and ready for action ;D More importantly......... How was the hair sitting?? ;D ;D How do you think, Absolutley perfect! But the impressive thing was that it still retained its volume and straightness after a full night partying. I think Bananaman carries straightners around way him in his man bag ;D |
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Post by bananaman on Sept 7, 2010 19:28:47 GMT
HA HA Anything goes in the Roosters!!!!! MOcrory are big fans!!!! ;D I seen youse pair on Sunday walking by my house, Blue bag in hand and ready for action ;D HA HA You just cant sneak through the estate anymore with white face, red lips and not be noticed!! We are always a mess!!!! |
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Post by bananaman on Sept 7, 2010 19:31:47 GMT
More importantly......... How was the hair sitting?? ;D ;D How do you think, Absolutley perfect! But the impressive thing was that it still retained its volume and straightness after a full night partying. I think Bananaman carries straightners around way him in his man bag ;D Smack Attack Wax its called to give you 24 hr Johnny Bravo style hold!!!  |
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Post by mrfish on Sept 7, 2010 22:57:58 GMT
Hot off the press Pele arrived with a story, Not one of Narnia or even Ballymory, For in this story a young man went insane, And it happened far far away in Rooster's kane, Our mate Rooster is the famous party master, With a bag of Celtic tops and a ghetto blaster, He invites folk round from all the world over, And teaches them to sing "oh I've been a wild rover", One night a new crew arrived at the door, With their hair sitting perfect and fringe to the fore, One was a young Telford and the other from Kells, Both ready to party like a couple of Dinger Bells, Kells favourite son was the centre of attention, Anything this lad did was on another dimension, We always knew from an early age he was born to win, At the Christmas play he was Jesus and got a room at the Inn, The party was in full flow and Darren not to be shy, When asked if he took E's he replied "oh aye", He took one, two, three, four, Then said "f**k sake lads gee me some more", The bag was near empty with only 3 left, Wee Fudgy hadn't had one but was quite clearly methed, Darren grabbed the beg before anyone could talk, Banged the last three and went for a walk, The lads found him talking to a tree and calling it Kieth, Saying "will you help get my face out from between my teeth", Then on up the road to a bush he called Sammy, Saying "please sham would you ring my wee mammy", And that was the end of Campbell's big journey, Sitting on clouds with the fifth Beattle Ernie, He swore blind then that not another E he would pop, Whilst singing Hail Hail in his new Celtic top...... ;D ;D |
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Post by mrfish on Sept 7, 2010 23:12:36 GMT
Bit long for you Pele but try and sit through it for the craic!!! ;D ;D
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Post by jnr88 on Sept 8, 2010 7:10:02 GMT
quality fish!!
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