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Post by Donko on Sept 9, 2010 19:30:50 GMT
The funniest thread in ages
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Post by topofthetownclown on Sept 9, 2010 20:22:39 GMT
T'was a saturday nite i puffed out my chest
ate 7 barneys to fit in with the rest
so i start to settle with my new papal mates
they throw on my fav film 40 1st dates
so the film kicks off and my chin starts to move
i soon here a tune and bust a wee move
the lads r getting bored so we turn on the beat
me and big rooster r stumping our feet
so here i am grooving away
while every1s thinking this lad must b gay
but sure while im high i dnt give a fuk
if my da kicks me out il move in way duck
the hours were ticking by
i was so sure i could fly
so i open roosters window and decides to jump
but f**k i hit the ground with a almighty thump
but sure enough i wasnt that hurt
all i wanted now was a cove in a skirt
When i hang up my boots and shin pads
im movin up the estate with smiley and the lads
i know im from kells and wats wrong with that
but wat wld i not give for a high rise flat
i think il leave it here and shed a wee tear
wat cld i care if use all think im queer!!!!!!!
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Post by mrfish on Sept 9, 2010 20:24:32 GMT
...hahaha, not bad Clown!!!!
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Post by sterland on Sept 9, 2010 20:44:23 GMT
keep these lyrical treats coming gentlemen...some material being produced  |
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Post by mrfish on Sept 9, 2010 21:27:40 GMT
I'll sing for you a song and I'll spell out a name,
Of a Kells and Connor stalwart without a jot of shame,
With each letter I'll spell out a hobby,
The choice of Narcotic for this numpty wee jobby,
"D" for Diazepam to releave him of stress and strain,
"A" for Acid so he thinks he's David Blain,
"R" for Rohypnol to ensure he gets a date,
"R" for repeat prescription to ensure another victim's fate,
"E" for his beloved Extacy but no less than 7 at a time,
"N" for the Narcotics that sum up his life of grime,
That's right folks by the name darren he is known,
The initials of a junkie on chats he has flown,
And as soon as you've finished reading this inscription,
Go see uncle Darren and pick up your prescription......
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Post by topofthetownclown on Sept 9, 2010 21:30:42 GMT
hahahahahahahahaha ;D ;D ;D
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Post by pele on Sept 9, 2010 21:35:38 GMT
Hahahaha, I wish i could rap  I take it Boy Wonder is making ''No Comment'' ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by EL HADJI DIOUF on Sept 9, 2010 21:37:36 GMT
darren campbell o wot can it be,living a life of ket and xtc,im hearing we stories,i hope there not true,next thing il hear yer on the glue,though that wouldnt shock us,this is far from a joke,when the kells boys find out youl get a rear necked choke,so u switched sides,abandoned the sash,now i hear ur in roosters smoking the hash.,theres something i learned,i am proud to say.your not only bent but in the ira !! hehe
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Post by pele on Sept 9, 2010 21:40:34 GMT
darren campbell o wot can it be,living a life of ket and xtc,im hearing we stories,i hope there not true,next thing il hear yer on the glue,though that wouldnt shock us,this is far from a joke,when the kells boys find out youl get a rear necked choke,so u switched sides,abandoned the sash,now i hear ur in roosters smoking the hash.,theres something i learned,i am proud to say.your not only bent but in the ira !! hehe ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by topofthetownclown on Sept 9, 2010 21:40:59 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by mrfish on Sept 9, 2010 21:55:12 GMT
Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!
"Fireworks for Sale" part deux!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by mrfish on Sept 9, 2010 22:11:01 GMT
When I go out on the town I wear jeans with shoes,
My hair spiked up and a bag of blues,
Before I go i don't bother with a feed,
I just put on eyeliner and smoke a bag of weed,
I love the film Need For Speed do you,
I'm like the second one, I've a Need For Speed 2,
If I go out at night and forget my bank card,
I'll still try and cut some but it's gonna be hard,
I never wanted to use drugs, it wasn't my intention,
While playing for linfield I got a suspension,
Me da broke my nose and although I adore him,
I'll get much worse when he reads this forum,
So father dearest listen to my plea,
It wasn't intentional, I was spiked by Smiley,
He took advantage and made me shout Tiocfaidh Ar La,
Then put me in the Hoops and said I'm showing yer da,
They're all bullies and he's an ugly brute,
I just wanted to go home down my traditional route,
So please don't deny me fatherfor being a disgrace,
It was Smiley's Hooped Army got me outta my face...... ;D ;D
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Post by mrfish on Sept 10, 2010 8:47:05 GMT
One big almighty BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by lonesomeboatman on Sept 10, 2010 11:41:16 GMT
hahahaha fish some crackers there ;D
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Post by COCO on Sept 10, 2010 11:43:02 GMT
the mans a comedian theres only 1 fish
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Post by mrfish on Sept 10, 2010 13:06:18 GMT
My eyes slowly opened, I was in terrible pain,
Then I suddenly realised that I'd done it again,
I rolled out of bed and landed on the floor,
And to my delight I found another score,
My pain eased up and I started to smile,
This was the happiest I had felt in a while,
So I picked up my phone and typed in a number,
And woke a fellow Junkie right out of his slumber,
I said hello Bobby Faith is it really you,
And a voice replied "fack aff shem this is Blue",
I quickly apologised and said "hi my name's Cambell",
"And I've seen more dodgy gear than a Sherman Wright Ramble",
He shouted again I was getting on his wick,
He reached the phone to Bobby when he'd finished being sick,
I said "Bobby are ye going for a fix, we can keep it hush",
"Fack aff" he replied "I live only for the lush",
I met big Mo Telford as I dandered through Dunclug,
Looking for a companion to share my favourite drug,
I looked him in the eye, I was sure that he was the one,
"Fack aff" I got again, "Sham I'm getting my hair done",
I found an isolated spot and awoke several hours later,
And I heard James Lynch saying "look at that creator",
Then a flashback hit where I heard my belly rumble,
I knew I shouldn't have eaten the dreaded 7th Bumble......
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Post by mrfish on Sept 10, 2010 17:48:02 GMT
....news update from Magaluf.... Reports coming in from the holiday destination of Magaluf that a young man was part of a brutal assult on his own face after downing alcohol and some form of pills he was seen stripping naked out of his new Celtic Top with "Chat's 7" on the back and biting the face clean off himself. Stunned witnesses described their horror at the pityful sight and even went as far as to demonstrate some of the faces he pulled.....    Apparently they even built a urinal after him   |
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Post by mrfish on Sept 10, 2010 18:00:38 GMT
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Post by pele on Sept 10, 2010 18:15:37 GMT
Hahahahaha ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Ah funny as f**k Fishter ;D
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Post by Baby PJ on Sept 10, 2010 18:42:22 GMT
pure class fish!! lol
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Post by topofthetownclown on Sept 10, 2010 20:21:56 GMT
fish m8 uve def got it pure genius ;D ;D
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Post by topofthetownclown on Sept 10, 2010 20:58:50 GMT
Now campbell's on a downer
the poor creator's had enough
with all these poems and pictures
the mans away to huff
he's just returned from his week away
a good beating from his da plz no he did pray
We heard about the e's and the slap he got
wat about big omar who busted his dott
i feel while bad for slagging the fella
but thats wat u get for snorting a yella
i hope he's ok and this doesnt affect him much
the interstars await just pretend your dutch
Wee alan's not happy infact he's f**kin ragin
a whole week long jedward were pagein
its ok darren ive got your back
when u get home we'll smoke some crack!!!!!
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Post by LENNY on Sept 10, 2010 21:55:22 GMT
10/10, awesome entertainment
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Post by mrfish on Sept 11, 2010 16:30:32 GMT
 This hasn't gone away you know!!!! ;D ;D |
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Post by EL HADJI DIOUF on Sept 11, 2010 17:54:58 GMT
 ..think hes home 2day or 2mara.6 pages of abuse ;D
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Post by Baby PJ on Sept 11, 2010 19:06:54 GMT
and even more when he writes back to them!! lol
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Post by Ronaldo 7 - Harryville Homers on Sept 12, 2010 12:37:43 GMT
LOL i only go to magaluf for a week and im talk of the town again...anything i do actually is from another dimension lol BUT I MAY REPLY ;D But how i can take chats and meph it still leaves a mystery Because ive still the potential to be the best player in BSML History In magaluf there was courtesy of cocaine, Weed and MDMA But even now im still standing singing wheres the next Partaaay  heres a we foto from the luf...i think use lads will enjoy it  BUMBLES FOR LIFE....LOL Attachments:
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Post by pele on Sept 12, 2010 12:41:20 GMT
LOL @ the photo ;D ;D ;D ;D I bet it brought back great memorys  |
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Post by mrfish on Sept 12, 2010 14:14:36 GMT
Hahahaha can't stop laughing at that pic!!
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Post by Jacky-Wilshere10 on Sept 12, 2010 15:10:24 GMT
Quality Reply Darren. We Have Been Waiting On You All Week |
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..think hes home 2day or 2mara.6 pages of abuse ;D
