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Post by EL HADJI DIOUF on Sept 8, 2010 12:07:57 GMT
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Post by 2left feet on Sept 8, 2010 12:43:21 GMT
quality fish ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by mrfish on Sept 8, 2010 12:44:27 GMT
hahahaha better watch he doesn't scran them!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by COCO on Sept 8, 2010 13:29:22 GMT
have to say fish ur poems are of the highest order i hope u can pen one for sherman for when he gets his end of season award for linesman of the year
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Post by lonesomeboatman on Sept 8, 2010 14:00:52 GMT
hahaha excellant there monseuir fish
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Post by Jacky-Wilshere10 on Sept 8, 2010 16:15:55 GMT
Me And Bananaman Doing Some Laughing Here Fish lol But To Clear Up A Few Things, I Wasnt At Roosters but for the sake of the poem lets play along! Quality  |
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Post by ratman on Sept 8, 2010 16:24:50 GMT
He took 7 ?!?!? in my day that would have taken a nice wee £150 out of the pocket - you youngsters dont know your living nowadays those were the glory days... |
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Post by ratman on Sept 8, 2010 16:25:53 GMT
Hot off the press Pele arrived with a story, Not one of Narnia or even Ballymory, For in this story a young man went insane, And it happened far far away in Rooster's kane, Our mate Rooster is the famous party master, With a bag of Celtic tops and a ghetto blaster, He invites folk round from all the world over, And teaches them to sing "oh I've been a wild rover", One night a new crew arrived at the door, With their hair sitting perfect and fringe to the fore, One was a young Telford and the other from Kells, Both ready to party like a couple of Dinger Bells, Kells favourite son was the centre of attention, Anything this lad did was on another dimension, We always knew from an early age he was born to win, At the Christmas play he was Jesus and got a room at the Inn, The party was in full flow and Darren not to be shy, When asked if he took E's he replied "oh aye", He took one, two, three, four, Then said "f**k sake lads gee me some more", The bag was near empty with only 3 left, Wee Fudgy hadn't had one but was quite clearly methed, Darren grabbed the beg before anyone could talk, Banged the last three and went for a walk, The lads found him talking to a tree and calling it Kieth, Saying "will you help get my face out from between my teeth", Then on up the road to a bush he called Sammy, Saying "please sham would you ring my wee mammy", And that was the end of Campbell's big journey, Sitting on clouds with the fifth Beattle Ernie, He swore blind then that not another E he would pop, Whilst singing Hail Hail in his new Celtic top......  ;D ;D hahaha brilliant!! |
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Post by mrfish on Sept 8, 2010 16:46:52 GMT
have to say fish ur poems are of the highest order i hope u can pen one for sherman for when he gets his end of season award for linesman of the year Myself and my friends at Fishrat Records do requests, within reason!!! ;D ;D |
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Post by pele on Sept 8, 2010 16:48:13 GMT
Tl;Dr
But I'll take team Telfords word for it, Cracker ;D
Where is SmackAttack anyhow?
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Post by EL HADJI DIOUF on Sept 8, 2010 16:58:29 GMT
santa ponsa .then bcm later ;D |
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Post by mrfish on Sept 8, 2010 17:07:31 GMT
santa ponsa .then bcm later ;D Hahahaha, poor man will be in two minds the whole holiday now he's a Celt!! ;D ;D |
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Post by spurs101 on Sept 8, 2010 17:22:35 GMT
Put photos on forum for loads to c lol big hugh the manager not be happy lol
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Post by hotrod23 on Sept 8, 2010 17:56:48 GMT
hahahaha wee cambell son ur a legend
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Post by goram on Sept 8, 2010 20:04:25 GMT
santa ponsa .then bcm later ;D Hahahaha, poor man will be in two minds the whole holiday now he's a Celt!! ;D ;D heard the holidays goin great for him ... chatted a boys bird up and the boy decked him ;D ;D |
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Post by pele on Sept 8, 2010 20:09:06 GMT
Hahahaha, poor man will be in two minds the whole holiday now he's a Celt!! ;D ;D heard the holidays goin great for him ... chatted a boys bird up and the boy decked him ;D ;D Hahaha, Another cracker ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by rodgers on Sept 8, 2010 20:11:43 GMT
nothing chat related going to well for ronaldo these days!!
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Post by mrfish on Sept 8, 2010 20:14:08 GMT
The Ronaldo Show's quickly turning into a bad Chat Show..... See what I did there?  Where's my coat??? Sherman!!!!!! ;D ;D |
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Post by 2left feet on Sept 9, 2010 5:10:07 GMT
Hahahaha, poor man will be in two minds the whole holiday now he's a Celt!! ;D ;D heard the holidays goin great for him ... chatted a boys bird up and the boy decked him ;D ;D did he call his mammy  |
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Post by mrfish on Sept 9, 2010 8:22:14 GMT
heard the holidays goin great for him ... chatted a boys bird up and the boy decked him ;D ;D did he call his mammy ....His mammy, then an ambulance apparently ;D ;D |
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Post by topofthetownclown on Sept 9, 2010 12:48:36 GMT
MY POEM by d.campbell!!!
Walking through dunclug with some money
brought a bag of bumbles felt real funny
headed up to roosters then i fell on the floor
was begging wee bertie"get me mammy to the door"
everybody panicked,except for me
cause ive made a new m8 called anthony lee
as the buzz was getting heavy
i headed to to the shop
whilst wearing my prized pocession a bumble bee celtic top
As the time passed i was starting to trip
i thought i was sailing on a big green ship
its was getting to a point where i needed to pull the plug
but fuk me lads how i love dunclug!!!!!
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Post by COCO on Sept 9, 2010 12:57:25 GMT
priceless big b keep them comin
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Post by mrfish on Sept 9, 2010 13:59:25 GMT
The craic is 90 the rhymes are flying,
We'll bang a few E's and all start crying,
For that's how we roll in the famous Kells Crew,
In a Celtic top while eating a bowl of stew,
Away on holiday to lovely Magaluf,
With my gorgeous hair some think I'm a poof,
They just don't see that I'm every woman's dream,
And it's all thanks to this jar of Brylcreem,
Started chatting to a donar but pardon the pun,
The word chatting for me doesn't lead to fun,
I told this donar that I loved to go south,
So her boyfriend came over and hit me a dig in the mouth,
I said Sheeeem what's that for,
As i searched for me teeth on BCM's floor,
He said "we come here every other year",
"and that's the first time she's ever spoke to a queer",
He said I was a pussy and hadn't any plums,
Now I've no teeth either just my bloody gums,
At least when we get home I've still got Rooster's place,
And now it won't hurt when I'm chewing me own face.....
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Post by EL HADJI DIOUF on Sept 9, 2010 15:44:06 GMT
o f**k lol. /this is class.is his da on this lol  .never seen abuse like it on here ;D |
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Post by CaRsOn10 on Sept 9, 2010 16:08:47 GMT
Boys av to agree here these are funny as lyk, keep them comin ;D ;D
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Post by mrfish on Sept 9, 2010 16:44:51 GMT
Hahaha, be great if he is. Hi Mr Campbell!!!! ;D ;D
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Post by EL HADJI DIOUF on Sept 9, 2010 16:57:22 GMT
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Post by mrfish on Sept 9, 2010 17:12:19 GMT
I invented a time machine to show all joy and fears,
So lets fast forward twenty years,
It's now 2030 and I can confirm to be true,
Poor wee Darren Campbell lives life on the bru,
Between now and then many things have took place,
A trial for the Rangers, attempted suicide with a lace,
There was a spell in 2011 in his mind it came to the fore,
Coming second in the league just one year before,
But as I access the damage one thing becomes clear,
And when I tell you lads I hope none of you snear,
For wee Campbell hit the drugs hard with a Junkie ritual,
And became a recluse mad man like Mr Phil Mitchell,
He bought a new phone with Samaritans on speed dial,
Got caught eating chats and stood on trial,
The judge said " Campbell you will do yourself harm",
"And would you ever take that needle out your arm",
"I'm sentencing you to to life in jail",
"You shall share a cell with Corries Gail",
He bucked auld Gail and he was great she reckoned,
With Broadway in mind it wasn't the first time he came second,
The pair fell out and Gail got free,
Campbell was alone with some LSD,
He tied the lace round his neck as this life was dung,
But he misunderstood when Gail said he could be better hung,
I can't watch anymore I want to come back,
To 2010 for Campbell's future I can no longer hack,
His future's pish like his toilet rim,
All I know is I'm glad I'm not him.....
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Post by sterland on Sept 9, 2010 18:10:19 GMT
hahaha absolute genius fish...by f**k campbells ears will be red!
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Post by EL HADJI DIOUF on Sept 9, 2010 18:21:23 GMT
by the time he gets back .he will be minus a home and a team lol.be kicking for northend and living way rooster and the odd boat trip way pj 2 support his new team .hehe
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