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Post by Ady on Oct 12, 2004 11:16:08 GMT
a former sky blue great dessie winters has reeped praise on find of the season mark waddell, he stresses the papers are finding it hard to find any more superlatives to describe the wonderkid. In a recent press conference waddell thanked winters for his comments and played down the praise saying its nothing more than his normal standard. He also denied rumours he was going to Chimney Corner. - Mark Waddell
What happened to nedved, now that he's retired from internationals he can focus on his club form. - Jackson Ewart
Surely the time has come for Alec to take Motter out of the firing line as his confidence has dropped after the latest of several embarassing performances. Indications are that the more experienced and fitter Cliffy Wilson will be replacing the unfit and unfocused Motter as the main striker for the Sky Blues from this weekend. - Cliff Wilson
Mark Waddell one season wonder! Hes a flash in the pan and his excessive drinking and love for boyfriend peter is proving to be to big of a distraction on the pitch. - Chay Hogarty
surely ricky ewart cannot full himself anymore that he's a first division player. - Jackson Ewart
motter will shine through as usual when he's needed. his extra quality will show. - Gareth Mott
Mark 'The Eagle' Waddell is not showing the form that won him players players of the season. Rumour has it the fans are loosing patience with his persistant poor showing and lack of communication with his goalkeeper. Will he be able to keep his place when his older brother returns from suspension? we will just have to wait and see! He will need to start producing the goods on the pitch if he wants to keep the respect of the players and manager to prove me wrong! - Ady
Pacey winger Barry Mott is a great talent who strikes fear into the heart of defenders. - Bubbles
Motter's too beefy !! - Ricky Ewart
Mark Waddell is top class and no1 else could lace his adidas world cup's. - Mark Waddell
What about wee Eddy? - Mark Waddell
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Post by Ady on Oct 12, 2004 11:17:01 GMT
Please feel free to post all your further comments in here lads...
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Post by Junior on Oct 13, 2004 20:36:11 GMT
following sky blues player ady 'sicknote' pattons plea for first team football, a local newspaper conducted a poll to get the fans' view on whether 'sicknote' should be part of the first team plans. only 1 percent of fans feel patton deserves a first team spot. the full result was yes 1% no 97% undecided 2%
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Post by chay hogarty on Oct 13, 2004 20:40:00 GMT
following a local radio interview alec rainey has rubbished reports of a big money move away to chimney corner is on the cards for star defender mark 'the rock' waddell. the fans see this as a much needed boost for team morale as out of form gareth 'cock eyed' mott looks likely to be dropped following another baron spell from the moody forward and the arrival of cliffy wilson.
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Post by you know who on Oct 13, 2004 20:50:49 GMT
PRIMA DONNA'S BIG CONCERN
as the sky blues continue to steam roller there way through the top flight, the club secretary seamus gilmore has rightly pointed out that the prima-donnas can no longer hide behind the fresh young talent in the squad such as prominent centre half mark ' clean sheet' waddell. commitee members aaron 'benny' hill and norman 'the linesman' mcburney back gilmores words of wisdom and call for club captain to join their campaign in seeing under performers chay 'blunder' hogarty and ricky' bottle it' ewart, be dropped from the world class youthful blues team by the gaffer, or stand up and be counted.in a bid to keep up recent success and winover the fans alec 'the tinkerman' rainey has vowed to adhere to this proposal and labels hogarty and ewart as has beens. a spokesman for the supporters 'john clarke' has came forward to applaud 'the tinkerman' and says these changes will be music to the ears of supportand 'engrave' success on every trophy the league has to offer
ps ady put this on the homepage
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Post by PIE EATER on Oct 13, 2004 21:07:46 GMT
RICKY EWART TAKES THE BELL END FROM THE WEE BEAR PS PIE-EATER WILL GET YOU IN THE COURTS???  REDS SCUM |
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Post by PACEY WINGER on Oct 13, 2004 21:09:34 GMT
MY NAME IS BARRY MOTT I AM A KNOB JOCKEY MAYBE NEXT YEAR YOU LOSER! RIGHT MIDFIELD BELONGS TO ME |
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Post by Guest on Oct 16, 2004 12:48:28 GMT
does Dowie still play for the Skyblues
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Post by oneandonly on Oct 19, 2004 14:10:32 GMT
All the talk still surrounds eddie's on off move to the bright lights of Chimney Corner although now that the talented young Randal Reid who also interested c.c has rejoined Ballymena it is thought that the c.c chairman now has no more need to try and bring eddie in to keep randal company. This indeed is quite a blow for the 19 year old centre back who's form this season has been somewhat suspect with the nicknames of ' One season wonder and Falsh in the pan Waddell' being bandied about by the fans during games this season. It is thought that the youngster has also become somewhat unsettled since his on/off partner has left to continue a career in the teaching profession. We would hope that he can get back to the level that saw him pick up numerous trophies last year and that the fans and the manager stick by him in this time of turmoil.
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Post by oneandonly on Oct 19, 2004 14:20:10 GMT
It has become increasingly apparent that Gareth 'Onslo' Mott is becoming more and more disallusioned with the beatiful game. His excessive eating habits and the inability to train for more than 30 minutes is causing his fitter team mates to become frustrated with his lack of work ethic and the blatant disreguard for his heart. Surely its now time for young Mott to take a step back and try to figure out what he wants to achieve from himself.
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Post by baggio2 on Oct 19, 2004 18:06:04 GMT
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Post by Work It on Oct 21, 2004 11:03:12 GMT
News Flash: The football world is in turmoil after Mark "the anal assasin" Waddell has ended his year long romance with jordan. He says that he could not stick it any longer and has admitted his undying love for Peter "Graham Norton" Gult.  |
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Post by Put It In on Oct 21, 2004 19:44:12 GMT
After a a string of promising performances this season from young up and coming starlet Barry "the work horse" Mott the media and fans alike are suggesting that nofing can stop him in his bid for young player of the season. His eye for goal and passing skills have surpassed all expectation leading to praise from all over the County Antrim Area. When asked by our local young roaming reporter Matthew "kitbag" Patton the manager of the BLUES Alec Rainey said that 'he was lost for superlatives to describe the young tallismatic tallysman' indeed he even quoted that if he keeps up his recent run of stunning displays he would be rewarding him wif the coveted number 8 shirt, which is currently taken by the out of favour Mark "the anal assasin" Waddell. When asked about his current run of good form "the work horse" replied that 'he was looking forward to the rest of the title campaign and then would access his future' after being recently offered a modeling job to be the face of the new Gillette Razors. Hopefully he will turn this down and go on to be one of the all time Sky Blue greats all though some mite say he is already there!
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Post by Pavel on Oct 21, 2004 22:16:55 GMT
Good to know that my journalist skills are well known; although I dunno about "kitbag"... I assumed it was more like "sidelined"  So long as you keep your eye on the ball Mott and don't bottle it; we'll all be happy this season. |
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Post by baggio2 on Oct 22, 2004 6:49:54 GMT
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Post by Pavel on Oct 24, 2004 11:13:19 GMT
"Arse Blister" will be hoping that after the absolutely s**te second half performance on Saturday that the blisters will move to his feet. As for "sicknote"; fans better watch out his performance isn't affected by all that binge eating he done while out for injury.  |
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Post by GROUPIE S3X SHOCKER on Oct 24, 2004 13:36:43 GMT
Sky blues number 11 Gareth 'kebab' Mott pictured on the back of the randasltown chronicle being escorted from a high profile club by 2 doormen. the word on the street is mott caused a distruptance shortly after 12 midnight, continuing to drink to excess and ensist himself upon2 leggy blondes. The big question is wat action will the tinkerman take?
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Post by baggio2 on Oct 24, 2004 15:10:28 GMT
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Post by Red Devils on Oct 25, 2004 8:45:39 GMT
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Post by oneandonly on Oct 25, 2004 11:52:48 GMT
It seems that the drinking culture that exists among the squad has again raised its ugly head. Not 1 but 2 players had a drunken bout of tom foolery on sat night with young defender Gary' Brylcream' Dixon happily playing tonsil tennis with another players cast off. This ; all happened in a moment of madness at The 'Bambu Beach Club' we can only presume that Paul 'Jerry' McGovern doesn't mind gary having his sloppy seconds !! With stocky defender Sammy ' Wam Bam' Neill being caught with a stunning right hook by a young lady in Dormans it clearly doesn't bode well for the future of these 2 players !!!
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Post by Peter male bait Gault on Oct 25, 2004 12:29:39 GMT
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Post by SCHOOLBOY ERROR on Oct 25, 2004 17:56:00 GMT
PATT-hetic, not ON song
As ady 'anderton' patton's form continues to diphe has became every non bluesfan's favourite joke. unlike his predecessor mark 'baresi' waddell who's devastating pace and energy to to mention natural ability has elevated him in2 the top bracket. 'anderton' patton can no longer turn on the afterburner and take 3 or 4 outa a game in an instant, he is now sumwhat troubingly ordinary. it means he no longer has the legacy to live with 2days players like the awesome 'beckenbauer' waddell who continues to dazzle ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by HAIRoine scandal on Oct 25, 2004 18:20:54 GMT
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Post by dont CHAY away in decay on Oct 25, 2004 18:32:03 GMT
Dont CHAY away in decay
Recent reports regarding arguably the BSML's most wasteful player Chay 'fish n chip' Hogarty suggest he has slowly but surely lost his groove over the last 2 years. A character destined for greatness is instead 'dribbled' to a dark and dreary conclusion. A top Randalstown chronicle reporter has stated 'fish n chip' has made his bed but no longer wants to lie in it. Chay 'blunder' or 'fish n chip' hogarty and Gary 'two finger' dixon are both thought to be in a rut and the blame could be advancing years and weakening legs not to mention some of the 'horseplay' and 'tom fullery' acted out in the 'bambu beach club' and dorman's on saturday evening. a spokesman for the club was the ever present mark 'brick wall' waddell who confirms these allegations saying " its time for the younger members of the squad to take over, to many fast 'finger licking' women and 'fish n chip's' at the weekend are having an affect on both players on the field, and if it was my choice i would command the centre of the park even more-so than i already do with the backup of 'pacey winger' mott, jordy 'rizla' craig and ricky 'choc dip' ewart not to mention ricky 'razor' wilson among others.
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Post by Pavel on Oct 25, 2004 18:42:58 GMT
HAIR-oine scandal After reading recent headlines concerning drug taking amongst players alec 'tinkerman' rainey has decided to run drug tests on gareth' kebab' mott and richard 'ted hankey' ewart. apparantely their continued weight gain and los of hair is giving cause for concern and 'the tinkerman' wants to ROOT out the problem. according to reports 'kebab' mott has a major problem and the drug's FRIED his head so bad that he's taking to wearing father Davy 'Boss' Mott's old school blazer. 'fish n chip' ewart on the other hand has not changed in fact he is still wearing thesame clothes passed down by Jackson 'jesus o' ewart and his hair has not changed since being first cut by lillian 'jackson's wee bear' ewart in the late 70s  Lol... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Waddells workmate on Oct 26, 2004 8:31:12 GMT
having worked with waddell for a few months now and had a few doubts about his sexuality, what's the story with him and peter gault? i have noticed him getting very close with a little gay guy in our office, niall clegg.
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Post by Stakeknife on Oct 26, 2004 10:37:34 GMT
Eddie the "eel" caught "slipping" Peter the Tongue!
In a News of the World exclusive Mark "Freddie Mercury" Waddell; was photographed the in a passionate clinch with on/off lover Peter "Graham Norton" Gault. It was thought that the couple had split up but it seems that after being consoled by Peter Ebedon at the weekend; Waddell seen the potential of their relationship (As well as Ebedon's brow!).
The future looks rosy for the young well to do couple.
*Preview of Next week*
Gareth reveals his kebab hell in a tell all interview.
Gary "Cockatoo" Dixon in hairgel trauma.
"I never thought it would stick to me like in American Pie 2."
Jackson Ewart's love triangle; the choice between his Wee Bear and Andy Harte! Who will start upfront?
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Post by Steed Malbranque on Oct 26, 2004 10:47:11 GMT
backup of 'pacey winger' mott ;D ;D ;D That makes a funny anagram, "Crapey Winge Mott"  ...sounds more like it now. |
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Post by LATEST NEWS on Oct 26, 2004 11:28:00 GMT
In the latest saga to hit the headlines a rift has developed between two local "players" in a love triangle, it seems that ex skyblues nonetity Paul "carcrash" McGovern is not a very happy sandboy due to the off field antics of
Gary "cockatoo" Dixon at the Bamboo Club, local budgie Mark "vaseline" Waddell revealled all in an exclusive interview at his secret lovenest!!
TEXTPreview of Sundays news:-
"Local kebab shop to barr "Onslo" Mott in bid to save career".
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Post by waddells workmate on Oct 26, 2004 14:16:39 GMT
is waddell really bent or are you just making it up? he keeps asking me to pick pens up that he's dropped, which i find very strange! he also informs me quite regularly that he is the best player in the team and that ballymena are following his progress, can he be taking seriously?
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...sounds more like it now.