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Post by mrfish on Jan 8, 2010 12:17:47 GMT
This is an initiative to protray the many famous folk from the Ballymena area to the world on the big screen. We have derised a story line and would like to open the floor to the members of the football forum to add their ideas. We'll begin.......
In a town called Ballymena in a far away land the population numbers began to diminish. Many great family names faced passing into the history books to be heard no more. As this was a great shame one brave Ballymena Legend, Kenneth Kinith Neilly (played by Terry Hurlock) rose from the ashes to help repopulate the species by interfering with every woman interested. Word quickly spread that Kenneth had rediscovered his ball skills and Ballymoney UTD Supremeo Joe McCall (David Jason) put the feelers out to resign him for the "Toon".........
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Post by ratman on Jan 8, 2010 15:36:17 GMT
youd need a walrus to play big dawg...and ther not easy got at the minute...and a chipmunk for sammy mcvicker...in fact it might be easier to make the film using animals...ive got a white mouse could play kenny?
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Post by mrfish on Jan 8, 2010 15:43:10 GMT
....Get him signed!!!!
Earth Worm Jim is close to signing a deal to play Chris Kennedy. We're going to hijack a shipment of penguins and search through them to find the best one suited to a pair of waste high brown trousers and get it to play the part of Ernest Beattle. Failing the penguin Simon Cowell is plan b....
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Post by ratman on Jan 11, 2010 14:41:14 GMT
we should kidnap ernie beetle then send a replacement penguin down and see if oul ma beetle notices...we could kidnap big bucket too but wed need a rolling pin or else a really tall penguin..
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Post by pele on Jan 11, 2010 15:32:13 GMT
If youse want to see Legends Toals bookies in ballymoney street breeding ground for them.
All the experts of the day in there but Jimmy Allen is the best you'd always see him standing at the corner of the northern bank whistling way a wee cap on. Im not joking think of the biggest scud you've ever met and he is about a million times worse.
His famous words when your horse hits the front ''Ah how far'' the next thing boooooommmm down it goes or gets beat on the line the mans a genious at stopping them.
He definately deserves his place in the Legends.
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Post by ratman on Jan 11, 2010 15:57:39 GMT
tell you another legend, tam o'boyle the blue van man...i mind buying some bubbaloo and drumsticks off him in my time...
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Post by pele10 on Jan 11, 2010 16:03:31 GMT
that man is a legend Ratman!! I think he painted the van white now, not a bad paint-job either -- wee coat of B&Q Value paint on it like!!  Did his missus not used to work in it too - i remember her being a wile gurn like - wouldve booted ye in the face (as she was always higher by serving from the door of the van) very quickly!!! |
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Post by jnr88 on Jan 11, 2010 16:13:37 GMT
If youse want to see Legends Toals bookies in ballymoney street breeding ground for them. All the experts of the day in there but Jimmy Allen is the best you'd always see him standing at the corner of the northern bank whistling way a wee cap on. Im not joking think of the biggest scud you've ever met and he is about a million times worse. His famous words when your horse hits the front ''Ah how far'' the next thing boooooommmm down it goes or gets beat on the line the mans a genious at stopping them. He definately deserves his place in the Legends. definitely the biggest scud ever!! the day of best mates last race he said if this horse doesnt win 2day it will never run again, horse never won and died straight after the race!! |
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Post by chesneybhoy on Jan 11, 2010 16:40:16 GMT
that man is a legend Ratman!! I think he painted the van white now, not a bad paint-job either -- wee coat of B&Q Value paint on it like!! Did his missus not used to work in it too - i remember her being a wile gurn like - wouldve booted ye in the face (as she was always higher by serving from the door of the van) very quickly!!! He's been round some time, he pulls up out the back a my house every fri at half 6 on the dot. Is there something wrong with the wee wife? Ye ask her for 2 bags a pickled onion space raiders an a 30p mix up and it takes her bout 15mins, and she always shaking like a leaf.  And he running bout all the doors like a mad man, way bags a spuds  |
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Post by ratman on Jan 11, 2010 16:51:24 GMT
that man is a legend Ratman!! I think he painted the van white now, not a bad paint-job either -- wee coat of B&Q Value paint on it like!! Did his missus not used to work in it too - i remember her being a wile gurn like - wouldve booted ye in the face (as she was always higher by serving from the door of the van) very quickly!!! hahaha she always had a weak face on her i think she hated children...the missus smoked some amount of fegs too if i remember...good hygiene for a fruit and veg van like... |
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Post by ratman on Jan 11, 2010 16:55:44 GMT
that man is a legend Ratman!! I think he painted the van white now, not a bad paint-job either -- wee coat of B&Q Value paint on it like!! Did his missus not used to work in it too - i remember her being a wile gurn like - wouldve booted ye in the face (as she was always higher by serving from the door of the van) very quickly!!! He's been round some time, he pulls up out the back a my house every fri at half 6 on the dot. Is there something wrong with the wee wife? Ye ask her for 2 bags a pickled onion space raiders an a 30p mix up and it takes her bout 15mins, and she always shaking like a leaf. And he running bout all the doors like a mad man, way bags a spuds lol...has anybody seen greg young about lately? though i dunno if legend is the best description... |
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Post by Carlton Palmer on Jan 11, 2010 17:31:53 GMT
Surely the Albino from Harryville would be in the Film. Big red eyes would sell you anything from a chest of drawers to a 2nd hand yardbrush (trigger style). Not only would he sell you it, he would sell you it for twice the price you could get it brand new. GENIUS  |
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Post by pele on Jan 11, 2010 18:23:30 GMT
tell you another legend, tam o'boyle the blue van man...i mind buying some bubbaloo and drumsticks off him in my time... Ratman i swear he's been coming to fisherwick as 20 years and i never knew his name him and his softly spoken wife. The c**t would sell his shirt you go out for a drink he tries selling you spuds,fruit,firelighthers,turnips fecking everything at rip off prices too. What does my nut in about that van when you go out for mix ups it takes the old doll about half an hour to count the fecking things out then adds up 3x20p on a bit of paper why dont she have them made up at night?  |
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Post by pele on Jan 11, 2010 18:25:15 GMT
If youse want to see Legends Toals bookies in ballymoney street breeding ground for them. All the experts of the day in there but Jimmy Allen is the best you'd always see him standing at the corner of the northern bank whistling way a wee cap on. Im not joking think of the biggest scud you've ever met and he is about a million times worse. His famous words when your horse hits the front ''Ah how far'' the next thing boooooommmm down it goes or gets beat on the line the mans a genious at stopping them. He definately deserves his place in the Legends. definitely the biggest scud ever!! the day of best mates last race he said if this horse doesnt win 2day it will never run again, horse never won and died straight after the race!! LOL... Thats a true story too! |
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Post by pele on Jan 11, 2010 18:33:02 GMT
He's been round some time, he pulls up out the back a my house every fri at half 6 on the dot. Is there something wrong with the wee wife? Ye ask her for 2 bags a pickled onion space raiders an a 30p mix up and it takes her bout 15mins, and she always shaking like a leaf. And he running bout all the doors like a mad man, way bags a spuds lol...has anybody seen greg young about lately? though i dunno if legend is the best description... HAHA.. Grog Mictell as he thought his name was spelt- Greg Mitchell i think it is. Funny story about Greg years ago when he was at school the dunvane bus picked him and they were driving out the broughshane road and all the ace scheme workers were at kenbann big greg starting shouting out the window ''rellie b*****ds'' ''f**king mental b*****ds'' hahaha him on the dunvane bus too. Another time he lights up a joint in the courthouse full of peelers haha madman |
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Post by pele on Jan 11, 2010 18:35:56 GMT
Surely the Albino from Harryville would be in the Film. Big red eyes would sell you anything from a chest of drawers to a 2nd hand yardbrush (trigger style). Not only would he sell you it, he would sell you it for twice the price you could get it brand new. GENIUS I remember a fella i know was private renting a house he was short on doe so he rings up red eyes he comes and buys every bit of furniture in the house haha obv the private renting didt last too long ;D |
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Post by pele on Jan 11, 2010 18:37:25 GMT
that man is a legend Ratman!! I think he painted the van white now, not a bad paint-job either -- wee coat of B&Q Value paint on it like!! Did his missus not used to work in it too - i remember her being a wile gurn like - wouldve booted ye in the face (as she was always higher by serving from the door of the van) very quickly!!! Your right pele white merc now he has. |
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Post by pele on Jan 11, 2010 18:42:06 GMT
Big Eugene''sweatypits'' McReynolds used to sit outside St Pats at 3 o clock and rev the feck outta his nissan micra way the sunglasses on and eye of the tiger blasting haha. A real asset to the community chief scout and captain of the all saints bowls team his brother is a wise one too. A true legend Eugene |
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Post by LENNY on Jan 11, 2010 19:29:20 GMT
tell you another legend, tam o'boyle the blue van man...i mind buying some bubbaloo and drumsticks off him in my time... Ratman i swear he's been coming to fisherwick as 20 years and i never knew his name him and his softly spoken wife. The c**t would sell his shirt you go out for a drink he tries selling you spuds,fruit,firelighthers,turnips fecking everything at rip off prices too. What does my nut in about that van when you go out for mix ups it takes the old doll about half an hour to count the fecking things out then adds up 3x20p on a bit of paper why dont she have them made up at night? is this the egg man were talking about??sammy side from hell?? does his round on a sat morning/afternoon.. me ma has had to put the snib on the front door because the f**ker started letting himself into see if she needed a tray of eggs! |
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Post by pele on Jan 11, 2010 19:32:01 GMT
Haha thats him Len feathers still on the eggs aswell...
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Post by chesneybhoy on Jan 11, 2010 20:17:27 GMT
Big Eugene''sweatypits'' McReynolds used to sit outside St Pats at 3 o clock and rev the feck outta his nissan micra way the sunglasses on and eye of the tiger blasting haha. A real asset to the community chief scout and captain of the all saints bowls team his brother is a wise one too. A true legend Eugene lol Aye the big bro is a wise 1, he's bout 35 and pure mad bout wrestling, running bout way a john cena t shirt on em. Wise chap indeed  |
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Post by Carlton Palmer on Jan 11, 2010 20:30:12 GMT
Big Eugene''sweatypits'' McReynolds used to sit outside St Pats at 3 o clock and rev the feck outta his nissan micra way the sunglasses on and eye of the tiger blasting haha. A real asset to the community chief scout and captain of the all saints bowls team his brother is a wise one too. A true legend Eugene lol Aye the big bro is a wise 1, he's bout 35 and pure mad bout wrestling, running bout way a john cena t shirt on em. Wise chap indeed Love their American Football as well  |
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Post by mrfish on Jan 12, 2010 8:31:20 GMT
Surely the Albino from Harryville would be in the Film. Big red eyes would sell you anything from a chest of drawers to a 2nd hand yardbrush (trigger style). Not only would he sell you it, he would sell you it for twice the price you could get it brand new. GENIUS He was going to act in it anyway Cascarino, I had him lined up to play Broadway Captain Donald "Cueball" Crawford. There's this scene where Kenneth (Hurlock) gets the boot by McCall (David Jason) and he heads back to the BSML. Broadway take him on trial and after a game against Arthur McClean Allstars Damien McReynolds (Mr Bean) approaches Crawford and Neilly and asks them to join the scouts and do the door at a fund raiser held at the YMCA. Crawford (Red Eyes) then goes in search of a "Smackdown" t-shirt to wear to the prestigous event.... |
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Post by mrfish on Jan 12, 2010 8:35:24 GMT
LOL, auld Grug Young. Sloth from the Goonies would be ideal to play this man. We can reinact the scene from one time I was in court down in the mena (I think he used to live there FFS) and in the waiting bit I was minding me own. He came in acting Rambo shouting "I don't give a ffff**k, I'm going down, away to see my mates. Sure it's like a f**king holiday camp sham. Bring it on, bring it I said".......
Next thing the cops make a grab for him for acting to gipe and arrest him. He then starts "nah sham wise the head f**k ye, I was only carrying on, nah don't sham please, come on big man"......
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Post by mrfish on Jan 12, 2010 8:41:13 GMT
Come tae think of it, Damien would have been an ideal candidate to play Ballymena virgin Martin "3 cd's for a fiver" Gilmore. Dead ringer for the big man, same nose and everything. It's like Michael Jackson and Latoya, I've never seen the two hures at the same time.
I think big McReynolds would look the part in an Aberdeen shirt too. That's perfect. Here, and we could get the big brother to play Chrissy Gilmore too. Some cast growing here.....
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Post by mrfish on Jan 12, 2010 8:46:57 GMT
tell you another legend, tam o'boyle the blue van man...i mind buying some bubbaloo and drumsticks off him in my time... I mind sending me wee cousin out to the van with a couple of quid to get themselves some sweats....... She came in with a lettuce, a bag of firelighters and a luminous marker, standing in my living room looking bewildered, funniest thing I've ever seen..... |
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Post by ratman on Jan 12, 2010 9:32:38 GMT
Big Eugene''sweatypits'' McReynolds used to sit outside St Pats at 3 o clock and rev the feck outta his nissan micra way the sunglasses on and eye of the tiger blasting haha. A real asset to the community chief scout and captain of the all saints bowls team his brother is a wise one too. A true legend Eugene lol Aye the big bro is a wise 1, he's bout 35 and pure mad bout wrestling, running bout way a john cena t shirt on em. Wise chap indeed is he the boy drinks down the grouse always strutting about with the walkman in? the albino has a brother sells motors too pure arthur daley...only without the pigment...i was at a funeral one morning out in ahoghill and the cars following the hearse were cued right back into the village going at 10mph next minute some mad b*****d in a wee convertable jeep flys by with the beat pumping singing away to discoland or something then shouts 'eat the sausages'...greg young |
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Post by pele10 on Jan 12, 2010 9:53:04 GMT
lol Aye the big bro is a wise 1, he's bout 35 and pure mad bout wrestling, running bout way a john cena t shirt on em. Wise chap indeed is he the boy drinks down the grouse always strutting about with the walkman in? the albino has a brother sells motors too pure arthur daley...only without the pigment...i was at a funeral one morning out in ahoghill and the cars following the hearse were cued right back into the village going at 10mph next minute some mad b*****d in a wee convertable jeep flys by with the beat pumping singing away to discoland or something then shouts 'eat the sausages'...greg young I remember going to the summer scheme in the Leisure Centre and Greg Young being there. We were playing 5-a-side and he was talking about how good a goalkeeper he was, but when we were playing I scored a goal against him. Pure beat out of the nets and hit me a weak tackle. I was about 8. Mad bas. |
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Post by pele on Jan 12, 2010 10:48:38 GMT
is he the boy drinks down the grouse always strutting about with the walkman in? the albino has a brother sells motors too pure arthur daley...only without the pigment...i was at a funeral one morning out in ahoghill and the cars following the hearse were cued right back into the village going at 10mph next minute some mad b*****d in a wee convertable jeep flys by with the beat pumping singing away to discoland or something then shouts 'eat the sausages'...greg young I remember going to the summer scheme in the Leisure Centre and Greg Young being there. We were playing 5-a-side and he was talking about how good a goalkeeper he was, but when we were playing I scored a goal against him. Pure beat out of the nets and hit me a weak tackle. I was about 8. Mad bas. Awful brag post Pele  |
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Post by pele on Jan 12, 2010 10:52:03 GMT
Just to clarify fellas its Eugene McReynolds im talking about he is the older brother Damien is the younger brother both space cadets.
You always see Eugene in the times for playing bowls in the youth club some weird people play bowls for his team.
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Did his missus not used to work in it too - i remember her being a wile gurn like - wouldve booted ye in the face (as she was always higher by serving from the door of the van) very quickly!!!
