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Post by ratman on Dec 4, 2009 10:28:24 GMT
ive just noticed its andymcauleys birthday today. Happy birthday andy. I think we should all make a bit more of an effort to celebrate birthdays anyone have any ideas? when i worked for nihe you had to buy everyone else buns on your birthday which was a bit of a joke i thought then on somebody elses birthday i was off drunk and didnt get a bun...so i bought a bun myself when i returned, the dearest in the shop, and left the receipt on their desk...some people may say this is petty but they werent saying that when they were stuffing their faces on my buns...i think its important to ask when applying for a job what their birthday policy is.
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Post by pele on Dec 4, 2009 10:53:09 GMT
Happy birthday Andy McAuley next time i see you a choc eclair is on me  |
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Post by ratman on Dec 4, 2009 10:57:00 GMT
Three cheers for andy...hip hip...hooray..
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Post by mrfish on Dec 4, 2009 12:16:33 GMT
I agree Mr Rat, jobs should specify what the policy is for on site birthday celebrations to avoid confusion. What bun did ye get??? Ps, Happy Birthday Andy, I'll get ye a wee German Biscuit in celebration!!! |
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Post by ratman on Dec 4, 2009 12:21:38 GMT
i went to tescos the nite before and hung about the reject aisle like a sex predator waiting for them to reduce the prices but they didnt so i went home and made top hats...andy, if your reading this please get in touch with your favourite type of buns...
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Post by ratman on Dec 4, 2009 12:48:40 GMT
Any plans for tonight andy? if i havent pissed myself by the end of my birthday i deem it a failure....
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Post by pele on Dec 4, 2009 14:16:29 GMT
i went to tescos the nite before and hung about the reject aisle like a sex predator waiting for them to reduce the prices but they didnt so i went home and made top hats...andy, if your reading this please get in touch with your favourite type of buns... You didt happen to bump into sherman wright he enjoyed buying the cooked roasted chicken at about 6 o clock reduced down to 21p. Some site that standing in the bookies munchin a whole chicken. |
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Post by ratman on Dec 4, 2009 14:39:08 GMT
i hear shermans the man to speak to if your after a watch...
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Post by turfcutter on Dec 4, 2009 21:08:07 GMT
i hear shermans the man to speak to if your after a watch... does he do buns??? i like buns |
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Post by ratman on Dec 5, 2009 12:08:46 GMT
Happy birthday weev lt...what u after turfboat?
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Post by turfcutter on Dec 5, 2009 16:44:46 GMT
i love a nice pair o buns....mmmmmmmmm buns
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Post by Sammy T on Dec 5, 2009 23:10:38 GMT
mines is on thursday! i hear turfcutter is buying me a celtic shirt ;D
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Post by Donko on Dec 6, 2009 8:09:43 GMT
In our work you also have to contend with the "fat-fighters" - the women who say they dont want a bun because of the calories, and then get raisin and date bars, whilst the whole time watching you wolf down a fresh-cream eclair, getting ready to pounce on any crumb you might drop
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Post by mrfish on Dec 6, 2009 14:32:47 GMT
See that's another point well raised by Doinko there. Every office and birthday have these big bitches standing by making ye feel guilty for eating a bun in front of them whilst they slabber all over a green leaf supper from the fruit and veg department at Sainsburys. And ye just know rightly they're spoofing because they've been "avoiding" these birthday celebrations for years yet are fatter now than last year. Bound to be eating everything going when no one is looking.
How did ye deal with these burds during yer spell in nihe Ratman???
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Post by turfcutter on Dec 6, 2009 15:23:14 GMT
mines is on thursday! i hear turfcutter is buying me a celtic shirt ;D lol il convert you yet jabba. leave the dark side and joint us tims |
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Post by turfcutter on Dec 6, 2009 15:26:20 GMT
fat birds that moan about their weight piss me off. theyr always going on a diet yet they continue to swell due to massive loads of s**te passing through their system. its simple....stop f**king eating you fat c**t and exercise  |
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Post by Donko on Dec 6, 2009 18:38:21 GMT
In our place we pay £1 on a wed for the bonus ball, winner gets £49 - its now a custom for the winner to buy buns for their section - i got the buns in, and this heifer says/grunts " have you no healthy ones" - i wouldnt mind but the tramp doesnt even pay a pound to take part!!!
Dont know why she wanted a healthy one - she hears a Quality Street tin opening at 2 miles, which is another thing, the b7tches never want to be seen to be the first to open the sweet-tins, but then never have their fecking sausage-fingers out of them once the plastic comes off, cant even answer phone calls cause their gums are welded with Toffee pennies
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Post by ratman on Dec 7, 2009 13:24:04 GMT
See that's another point well raised by Doinko there. Every office and birthday have these big bitches standing by making ye feel guilty for eating a bun in front of them whilst they slabber all over a green leaf supper from the fruit and veg department at Sainsburys. And ye just know rightly they're spoofing because they've been "avoiding" these birthday celebrations for years yet are fatter now than last year. Bound to be eating everything going when no one is looking. How did ye deal with these burds during yer spell in nihe Ratman??? i didnt know what to do at first mrfish, but when im presented with these sort of problems i always ask myself...what would hitler do? But there was nothing in my collection of nazi memorabilia referring to this particular issue...i guess adolf had more important problems to sort out...so anytime one of the girls complained we gave them a wile digging...but we had to stop that after the incident with the pregnant doll... |
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Post by ratman on Dec 7, 2009 13:25:20 GMT
mines is on thursday! i hear turfcutter is buying me a celtic shirt ;D any plans big jabba? f**k sake boys cant believe we havent offered our birthday wishes to the three lads today! imagined they all worked in the same place...hate the buns... |
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Post by turfcutter on Dec 7, 2009 21:59:25 GMT
well ill wish them a very happy birthday. hope your dreams come true lpoolboy7, dean1982 and gersboy09. your parents and family are very proud of you |
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Post by Jeff on Dec 7, 2009 23:30:51 GMT
See that's another point well raised by Doinko there. Every office and birthday have these big bitches standing by making ye feel guilty for eating a bun in front of them whilst they slabber all over a green leaf supper from the fruit and veg department at Sainsburys. And ye just know rightly they're spoofing because they've been "avoiding" these birthday celebrations for years yet are fatter now than last year. Bound to be eating everything going when no one is looking. How did ye deal with these burds during yer spell in nihe Ratman??? i didnt know what to do at first mrfish, but when im presented with these sort of problems i always ask myself...what would hitler do? But there was nothing in my collection of nazi memorabilia referring to this particular issue...i guess adolf had more important problems to sort out...so anytime one of the girls complained we gave them a wile digging...but we had to stop that after the incident with the pregnant doll... Quality ;D |
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Post by mrfish on Dec 8, 2009 9:16:06 GMT
See that's another point well raised by Doinko there. Every office and birthday have these big bitches standing by making ye feel guilty for eating a bun in front of them whilst they slabber all over a green leaf supper from the fruit and veg department at Sainsburys. And ye just know rightly they're spoofing because they've been "avoiding" these birthday celebrations for years yet are fatter now than last year. Bound to be eating everything going when no one is looking. How did ye deal with these burds during yer spell in nihe Ratman??? i didnt know what to do at first mrfish, but when im presented with these sort of problems i always ask myself...what would hitler do? But there was nothing in my collection of nazi memorabilia referring to this particular issue...i guess adolf had more important problems to sort out...so anytime one of the girls complained we gave them a wile digging...but we had to stop that after the incident with the pregnant doll... I heard about that mate but is it true that the Defence Council, the learned Sherman Wright, successfully persuaded the jury to find the firm not guilty on grounds of "mistaken accidental coming together" when he pleaded that there was a misunderstanding during birthday celebrations when one of the fat burds overheard someone saying the pregnant doll had a "bun in the oven" and was injured in the stampeed?  Quality defenceism.... |
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Post by ratman on Dec 8, 2009 12:33:54 GMT
hes the white johnny cochrane...wonder where he got his briefcase? maybe john mcatamney...at the end of the day women want equal rights, then the pregnant ones start squeling when the bootings are being handed out...it takes more courage to beat up a donor cos the penalties are more severe if you ask me.....
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Post by mrfish on Dec 8, 2009 13:31:07 GMT
......and then ye have all the stigma attached like "woman beater" and "Sexist Busterd" etc. It takes a real man to stand up and be counted in the face of diversity and deliver the closest donar a fair slap across the foreheed....
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Post by ratman on Dec 8, 2009 14:12:06 GMT
exactly...theyre so smug as well cos they think you wont open up a can of marlon king on there asses...i hate the bitches that complain about their weight then do nothing about it..if you want to lose some weight try not eating so much and hit ballee on a thursday night instead of walking...you whore...peter sutcliffe had the right f**kin idea...
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Post by mrfish on Dec 8, 2009 14:50:54 GMT
......he sure as hell did. Another who knew the score was Ted "put the lotion on yer skin" Bundy. Although I'm not sure about that whole sleeping with corpses in woods carry on but you know what they say, don't knock it til ye try it.....
Ye mention Hitler there Rat, he could organise a crowd, ye have to give him him jews......
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Post by Jeff on Dec 8, 2009 14:59:51 GMT
exactly...theyre so smug as well cos they think you wont open up a can of marlon king on there asses...... ;D ;D stap it rat your killin me lol |
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Post by ratman on Dec 8, 2009 16:13:05 GMT
lol...hitler will be looking down on us now from heaven laughing at the banter..
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Post by turfcutter on Dec 8, 2009 19:27:13 GMT
hitler in heaven ;D ;D ;D holy f**k ;D where did all the jews go then
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Post by ratman on Dec 8, 2009 20:00:48 GMT
Can't see jesus letting them into heaven after wot they did to him...
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Quality defenceism....