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Post by mrfish on Apr 23, 2010 7:34:28 GMT
Happy 40th birthday to Boruc 'that's not my wean' 23......(lol)
hooooraay.....
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Post by pele on Jul 2, 2010 10:15:06 GMT
Birthday Greetings to young ''Pavel'' he might be on next year to see this   Also to our new bremner of the forum Clifford, Big Ducks card is in the post ;D |
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Post by mrfish on Jul 2, 2010 10:20:17 GMT
....hip hip horray for Pavel. Hope he comes on to see our greeting but if not then we'll not mention age as it will keep to next year!! LOL...
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Post by ratman on Jul 2, 2010 11:51:20 GMT
Congratulations pavel! Many happy returns...us boys have made a lot of top hats and hired a trampoline for you, then down the sportsbowl!
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Post by pele on Jul 28, 2010 10:37:47 GMT
Happy Birthday InsuranceMark, Any good deals on offer?
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Post by ratman on Jul 28, 2010 11:16:11 GMT
Happy Birthday InsuranceMark, Any good deals on offer? Me and the boys down the samaritans were talking last night, its wile hard getting life insurance these days... |
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Post by mrfish on Aug 3, 2010 7:10:10 GMT
Happy Birthday InsuranceMark, Any good deals on offer? Me and the boys down the samaritans were talking last night, its wile hard getting life insurance these days... Hahaha, missed this one!!! ;D ;D ;D I heard some folks chances of getting it were "hanging by a thread"...  |
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Post by mrfish on Aug 3, 2010 7:17:54 GMT
This is a birthday song for my friend the Mowerman,
Some people say he's starting to look more like the Marshmellow Man,
But not I as consider him a mate,
Regardless of his eating disorder and tendancy to masterbate,
Sure we've all knocked one off over the old Television X,
Not the first time we've watched someone else having sex,
We're all normal and plenty of sense it makes,
Except for Andy Irwin pulling his bar over David Becs,
So happy 40th Mower hip hip hooray,
From the lads on the BSML forums what more can we say,
We're still yer mates even though with yersel you'd rather play,
So when Karol Vordermen finishes counting out your candles we'll yell Happy Birthday!!!
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Post by thelawnmowerman on Aug 3, 2010 7:57:08 GMT
This is a birthday song for my friend the Mowerman, Some people say he's starting to look more like the Marshmellow Man, But not I as consider him a mate, Regardless of his eating disorder and tendancy to masterbate, Sure we've all knocked one off over the old Television X, Not the first time we've watched someone else having sex, We're all normal and plenty of sense it makes, Except for Andy Irwin pulling his bar over David Becs, So happy 40th Mower hip hip hooray, From the lads on the BSML forums what more can we say, We're still yer mates even though with yersel you'd rather play, So when Karol Vordermen finishes counting out your candles we'll yell Happy Birthday!!! LOL, you never lose it Fishter. Getting on a bit now. 31. Feel s**te today though. Its a bottle of milk of magnesia rahter than budwesier today.  |
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Post by mrfish on Aug 5, 2010 9:11:44 GMT
With a hip Horay and a loud cheer,
We mark the birthday of the man men fear,
For today we send our wishes to a man of lyrical joy,
Yes that's right the famous Tomeboy,
Happy birthday Tomeballs!!!!
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Post by mrfish on Aug 27, 2010 10:06:05 GMT
Happy birthday alexdebogorski!!!
Here lads, hope ye aren't holding the party at dunfane, I'd hate him to miss it!!
Haha!!!!!
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Post by mrfish on Aug 31, 2010 12:23:07 GMT
Happy birthday to big Bananaman. There'll be an appointment for the hair dressers today at some stage to get the works done. Hip Hip Horray!!
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Post by ratman on Sept 2, 2010 10:44:44 GMT
happy birthday topofthetownclown i hope you have a great birthday and all your wishes come true...
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Post by mrfish on Sept 2, 2010 11:09:18 GMT
He give me lip earlier and almost went as far as threatening me so I'm saying f**k about his birthday. I'm planning his birthday beating though.....Youp The Fish!!
I.A.W.T
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Post by ratman on Sept 2, 2010 12:10:30 GMT
i gave my dog a birthday beating last night...
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Post by mrfish on Sept 2, 2010 12:42:55 GMT
...Any special moves ye could teach me before I kick Clown's ass for his birthday?? He's far taller than me and if memory serves me right your dog's weak tall....
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Post by topofthetownclown on Sept 2, 2010 13:23:01 GMT
Cheers ratman and fish half 6 at dunfane m8 bring your loyal army with u cause the d.a.a.a.m will b waiting  |
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Post by ratman on Sept 2, 2010 13:30:25 GMT
...Any special moves ye could teach me before I kick Clown's ass for his birthday?? He's far taller than me and if memory serves me right your dog's weak tall.... my dog is a staffordshire bullweiler, i would breed the odd dog. in relation to me,yes it would be tall and i reckon a southpaw stance is best when attacking dogs. topofthetownclown, who are these daaam that you speak of? |
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Post by ratman on Sept 2, 2010 13:32:10 GMT
also, the RSPCB (Ratmans Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Binds) have issued a lawsuit against that donor who put a cat in the bin...it is just sick, imagine getting into your bin in the morning and finding a cats been in it all night...
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Post by mrfish on Sept 2, 2010 13:55:16 GMT
I've heard of the daaam movement after one night duchey fife told me they were looking protection money aff him. Obviously that means money to buy condoms and when he told me the meaning of the initials it became clear. Daaam - Dunclug Anal Arousing Articulate Mongos. Sound like a bunch of gays to me!!  |
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Post by mrfish on Sept 2, 2010 14:01:29 GMT
also, the RSPCB (Ratmans Society for the ;DPrevention of Cruelty to Binds) have issued a lawsuit against that donor who put a cat in the bin...it is just sick, imagine getting into your bin in the morning and finding a cats been in it all night... ;D ;D ;D quality!! The thoughtless auld hure!! Some people take pride in their bins!! It's even harder now too since farmboy stopped cleaning the bins. He was always quick to track down a dumped pussy!! ;D ;D |
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Post by topofthetownclown on Sept 2, 2010 15:47:31 GMT
im also o.c of the d.a.a.f,d.a.a.a.m is breakaway group with the same objectives only focused on another highly sexually fustrated individual and as im oc it wld b treason to spill the beans and wld result in me bein brought before a wombat court!!!!!!!!
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Post by pele on Sept 23, 2010 20:27:39 GMT
Happy Birthday thebeast ;D ;D
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Post by mrfish on Sept 23, 2010 20:33:15 GMT
Happy Birthday thebeast ;D ;D I don't know what's wrong with me today Pele but for some crazy reason I thought it was big goram's birthday today. f**k know's what put that idea in me head!! ;D |
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Post by goram on Sept 23, 2010 21:04:03 GMT
Happy Birthday thebeast ;D ;D I don't know what's wrong with me today Pele but for some crazy reason I thought it was big goram's birthday today. f**k know's what put that idea in me head!! ;D 24 tomara lad |
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Post by lonesomeboatman on Sept 25, 2010 8:41:17 GMT
Happy birthday only1keano, lets hope you score the winner the day |
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Post by mrfish on Oct 6, 2010 7:12:01 GMT
One of our newest members taking the forum by storm,
With his lyrical chat he's usually in top form,
Today's his big day and he sits for a feast,
That's right, Happy Birthday Mr Wildebeast,
Yer poems are few but so far top notch,
Ye've had the big Clown licking jizim from yer crotch,
But no winding today it's your time to Chill,
Then come back tomorrow and fire at will,
This is my little ode to the new blood of rap,
Some of those lines delivered like an electronic bitch slap,
Some may question yer talents but we know you're no fake,
And if you've any sense you'll keep Fish a slice of thon cake....
Happy Birthday ye hure ye!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by ratman on Oct 26, 2010 15:40:16 GMT
Happy birthday jaba...
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Post by pele on Oct 26, 2010 15:55:43 GMT
Rave on jabba
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Post by Jeff on Oct 26, 2010 16:06:19 GMT
dont think its the same jabba pele, his is december
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