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Post by tomeboy on Nov 2, 2005 15:47:26 GMT
Rite Lads lets hear wot you've got!! Here's a couple to start you's off.......
Cussy is the captain of our ship,
Cussy is the captain of our ship,
Our ship is made of plastic and Cussy is a spastic,
Cussy is the captain of our ship!!
There's only one David Currie,
He scores goals in a hurry,
Walking along,
Singing a song,
Walking in a WAFA wonderland!!
Don't blame in on Hanford
Don't blame it on Fusco
Don't blame it on Bolan
Blame it on McBurney!!
He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet!!
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Post by ratman on Nov 2, 2005 16:58:21 GMT
Oh wheelie bins, are wonderful....
Oh wheelie bins are wonderful.....
They are black, and full of rubbish,
Oh wheelie bins are wonderful....
What about a paul ritchie remix of tq's westside??
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Post by tomeboy on Nov 2, 2005 17:32:57 GMT
PET SHOP BOYS - Go West
(Together) We will go our way
(Together) We’ll win the league some day
(Together) We will beat Blackstone
(Together) We’ll watch them moan and groan
(Together) We will fly so high
(Together) We’ll fight till we die
(Together) Where the skies are blue
(Together) With the WAFA Crew
(Go West) Without breaking a sweat
(Go West) The ball will hit the net
(Go West) As we play in sky blue
(Go West) This is what we’re gonna do......
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Post by Supersub14 on Nov 2, 2005 18:49:20 GMT
Excellent Gagey!! Pure magic ;D  Well seen your a student! Particulary like the "Blame it on mcburney" haha its a classic ;D |
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Post by tomeboy on Nov 2, 2005 19:07:27 GMT
Can't explain the tune to this next little number but duck, bernie and kevin should know it. A one, two, three, four...
I am a loyal Westend man,
they say this day that i must hang,
we beat Blackstone away,
they say that i must pay,
they say this day that i must hang.
So build my gallows, build them high,
that i might see before i die,
good old wake-hurst,
and the pitch of number four,
and see the shape of Cussys dome!
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Post by Supersub14 on Nov 2, 2005 21:21:45 GMT
(To the tune of Y.M.C.A) Cuss-y, his afro hair is a mess, (you've got) Tucker, he shouts abuse at the ref, (and with) Curry, always hitting the net, theres no need to be un-happy. Un-less, Fuscos' subbed on the pitch, was he offside? you must be taking the piss, My god Nigel, What a terrible miss!, On-ly way to have a good time.. duh duh duh duh duh... Its fun to play for the WESSSSST...END F C, Its fun to play for the WESSSSST...END F C, They have every-thing, for your men-tal joy, You can hang out with all the boys... (and repeat) |
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Post by tomeboy on Nov 3, 2005 14:34:55 GMT
Cheer up Cussy. You know what they say...
Some things in the 3rd Divison are bad
they can really make you mad
other things just make you swear and curse
If your two down at half time
throw on Duck up the right line
and things will alway turn out for the best
and....
Always look on the Westside of life
Whistle...
Always look on the Westside of life
Whistle...
If your getting beat 3-2
throw on Duck, he'll score a few
and the WAFA Crew will smile and dance and sing
Cause its true Blackstone are shiit
when you look at it
we are always gonna beat them in the end
so...
Always look on the Westside of life
Whistle...
Always look on the Westside of life
Whistle...
When we're getting beat one nil
send Duck straight in for the kill
you know that its the only thing to do
We'll all celebrate in the pub
with our legend supersub,
another victory for the WAFA Crew
and...
Always look on the Westside of life
Whistle...
Always look on the Westside of life
Whistle...
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Post by finlardo on Nov 3, 2005 15:46:23 GMT
My auld man said you'll be a Westend fan,
And I said 'f**k ye you're a c**t!'
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Post by Zinedine on Nov 3, 2005 16:06:29 GMT
Tomeboy, what course is it you do at uni? Good songs though, look forward to hearing the WAFA crew on the sideline this sat.
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Post by finlardo on Nov 3, 2005 16:10:09 GMT
Sorry Cussy, Curry and the rest of the Westenders but a lot of your songs were slabbering about the Blackstone so I had to come out fighting!
Any danger of u boys dropping some points soon so that we can claim third spot for ourselves?
Castle Knights played pretty well against us in the second half but I'm sure you boys will have enough quality to beat them. we were missing loads of players but still got the win
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Post by tomeboy on Nov 3, 2005 16:25:42 GMT
All together now...
We hate Blackstone Rovers
we hate Glenarm too (they're s**t)
we hate Lisnafillin
but Westend we love you
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Post by Supersub14 on Nov 3, 2005 21:42:19 GMT
Cheer up Cussy. You know what they say... Some things in the 3rd Divison are bad they can really make you mad other things just make you swear and curse If your two down at half time throw on Duck up the right line and things will alway turn out for the best and.... Always look on the Westside of life Whistle... Always look on the Westside of life Whistle... If your getting beat 3-2 throw on Duck, he'll score a few and the WAFA Crew will smile and dance and sing Cause its true Blackstone are shiit when you look at it we are always gonna beat them in the end so... Always look on the Westside of life Whistle... Always look on the Westside of life Whistle... When we're getting beat one nil send Duck straight in for the kill you know that its the only thing to do We'll all celebrate in the pub with our legend supersub, another victory for the WAFA Crew and... Always look on the Westside of life Whistle... Always look on the Westside of life Whistle... Excellent ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D That deserves a pint o dundees best next weekend  |
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Post by Supersub14 on Nov 3, 2005 21:46:06 GMT
Sorry Cussy, Curry and the rest of the Westenders but a lot of your songs were slabbering about the Blackstone so I had to come out fighting! Any danger of u boys dropping some points soon so that we can claim third spot for ourselves? Castle Knights played pretty well against us in the second half but I'm sure you boys will have enough quality to beat them. we were missing loads of players but still got the win We fear no-one!! 3rd spot is ours! If you want it come and get it biiiiiatch..... |
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Post by tomeboy on Nov 3, 2005 23:16:06 GMT
Excellent ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D That deserves a pint o dundees best next weekend Happy days bout time you bought me a pint the bas!! |
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Post by Supersub14 on Nov 4, 2005 18:21:09 GMT
(to tune of Adams Family)
Your mother is your sister,
your father is your brother,
you like to shag eachother,
The Fusco Family
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Post by tomeboy on Nov 5, 2005 17:25:36 GMT
Sure i'll always be a westender
till the day i drop and die
and i hate the Blackstone Rovers
cause they're basturts and they're sly
oh they're all dirty wee fat f**ks
and two faced slimey pricks
when i looked into their changing room
they were sucking each others dicks!!
So come on Cuss, no need to fuss
Blackstone are just plain gay
we'll knock the ball into the net
everytime we play
no matter wot they're saying
no matter wot you do
follow in your fathers footsteps
and join the WAFA Crew!!
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Post by Supersub14 on Nov 5, 2005 17:58:51 GMT
The songs just keep on coming ;D
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Post by tomeboy on Nov 7, 2005 16:45:34 GMT
To the tune of Garth Brooks, unanswered prayers!!
Just the other night at a Westend football game
I saw a super player, Cussy was his name
And as he beat defenders the past came back to me
And I couldn't help but think of the way his hair used to be
It used to be quite short, and well in with the times
And each night he’d put gel on it, and it would look sublime
And one night he just went mental and made a wish back then
That he’ll never get his hair cut - again
CHORUS:
Sometimes I thank God - for Cussy’s hair
Every time you see him, it’s so hard not to stare
And just because he doesn't comb it, doesn't mean he don't care
One of God's greatest gifts is Cussy’s hair
As long as he plays football, Westend will fulfil their dreams
His big afro is pure lethal
And its got magic powers, it seems
Westend, will never lose
If they just give Cussy the ball
I guess the Lord is in the WAFA Crew after all
And as he walked away, I looked at his hair
And then and there I thanked the good Lord
That mine - isn’t as rare!!
CHORUS
One of God's greatest gifts – is Cussy’s
One of God's greatest gifts - is Cussy’s hair
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Post by Toffeeman on Nov 7, 2005 16:55:03 GMT
And as he walked away, I looked at his hair And then and there I thanked the good Lord That mine - isn’t as rare!! Do you still look like a skunk gagey?? |
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Post by tomeboy on Nov 7, 2005 16:59:22 GMT
Na the blond bit has sorta grown out, much to my dissapointment - but i might get it re-striped the bas!!
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big ron
New Signing
Hey, this is me - Papa Burgundy.
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Post by big ron on Nov 8, 2005 14:37:49 GMT
thf
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Post by Supersub14 on Nov 8, 2005 21:24:00 GMT
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Post by tomeboy on Apr 27, 2006 14:59:29 GMT
Ground Control to Major Cuss
Ground Control to Major Cuss
Take your protein pills and get on the WAFA bus
Ground Control to Major Cuss
You're a far better player than your wee brother Russ
Check your boots and may God's love be with you
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five,
Four, Three, Two, One, Kickoff
This is Ground Control to Major Cuss
You've really made the grade
You look brilliant in that sky blue shirt you wear
Now it's time to leave the changing room if you dare
"This is Major Cuss to Ground Control
I'm stepping on to the pitch
And I'm playing in a most peculiar way
And the Blackstone Rovers are gonna get stuffed today
For here
Am I sitting in the midfield
Far above the back four
And I'm about to score a goal, or two
And there's nothing the Blackstone Rovers can do
Though I'm past four Blackstone defenders
I'm feeling very chilled
And I think my mod dome knows which way to go
Tell Arnie, I love him very much he knows"
Ground Control to Major Cuss
Your hair's a state, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Cuss?
Can you hear me, Major Cuss?
Can you hear me, Major Cuss?
Can you....
"Here am I floating round in the midfield
Far above the back four
And I'm about to score a goal, or two
And there's nothing Blackstone Rovers can do."
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Post by etk on Apr 27, 2006 15:46:15 GMT
I don't remember you doing much floating, what was the score again the last time you played Blackstone??
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Post by wafclegend on Apr 27, 2006 16:29:45 GMT
Maybe it's a song for a bit of craic or is that a crazy idea??
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Post by Supersub14 on Apr 28, 2006 12:40:06 GMT
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Mr Ritch-T
New Signing
Hey sucka, I ain't taken any more of this jibba, jabba!!!!
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Post by Mr Ritch-T on Apr 28, 2006 15:05:26 GMT
In the style of Gnarls Barkley - Crazy,
Lazy
I remember when, I remember, I remember when we lost 1 nil
There was something unpleasant about that pitch
McBurney was the player to score an Own goal,
It was a disgrace
And when you're out there the ref doesn't care
Yeah It was clearly a bad touch
But it wasn't because the player went into too rough
I just knew he didn't do enough
Does that make him lazy
Does that make him lazy
Does that make him lazy
Probably
And I hope that u'll make a come back before the end of your life
But think twice, that's my only advice
Come on now, who do you
Who do you, who do you, who do you think you are
Ha ha ha, what an own goal
You really think
You'll ever score.
Well, I think he's lazy
I think he's lazy
I think he's lazy
Just like me
All his heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on the wing
All I remember is thinking you'll never be like them.
Ever since he was little, ever since he was little
he could not run
And it's no coincidence that he's done
And he's got the worse first touch under the sun
But Maybe he's lazy
Maybe he's lazy
Maybe he's lazy
Probably
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Post by Red on Apr 28, 2006 15:59:32 GMT
Have to say Rich T thats pretty f**king good!!
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Post by superfrank on May 3, 2006 14:10:56 GMT
I thought I got alot of abuse on this board until I saw the number of songs directed at our leaders barnet!!! Here Duck, I think you got my song mixed up with you creggywarren culchie inbreds.. its you who shag each other when your not sticking your lanyard in the nearest moving farm animal ;D  Duck and his fellow culchies catching the bus to the Fort Royal |
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Post by Supersub14 on May 3, 2006 20:28:33 GMT
cant believe that is the best you can come up with after 6 months haha |
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