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harty BSML Moderator Posts: 4,737	WAFA Songs May 4, 2006 13:45:45 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by harty on May 4, 2006 13:45:45 GMT Oh we hate westend and we hate westend, we hate westend, and we hate westend, we hate westend, and we hate westend we are the westend haters.

wafclegend *Midfield Master* YNWA Posts: 526	WAFA Songs May 4, 2006 14:22:13 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by wafclegend on May 4, 2006 14:22:13 GMT cloughdiehard said: Oh we hate westend and we hate westend, we hate westend, and we hate westend, we hate westend, and we hate westend we are the westend haters. Genius
	When I've got nothing better to do, I look down the league table to see how Everton are getting along - Bill Shankly

harty BSML Moderator Posts: 4,737	WAFA Songs May 4, 2006 14:34:25 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by harty on May 4, 2006 14:34:25 GMT cheers lol ;D i liked the originality of it myself.
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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	WAFA Songs May 4, 2006 15:14:13 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 4, 2006 15:14:13 GMT He's from Clough... it kinda explains it all!!!

harty BSML Moderator Posts: 4,737	WAFA Songs May 5, 2006 12:17:07 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by harty on May 5, 2006 12:17:07 GMT I'm sorry u have to put up with duck n evan. don't tar us all with the same brush.

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WAFA Songs May 6, 2006 13:50:39 GMT

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Post by tomeboy on May 6, 2006 13:50:39 GMT

(It's like he dont care about nothing man.....
roll another blunt)All yea! !!!! Yea! Yea! Yea!

Duck was gonna clean his boots but then he got high
He was gonna sign for some ballroots but then he got high
Now he's playing for Westend and I know why (Why man?)
- because he got high (repeat 3X)

Duck ran down the wing because he got high
He boked up his entire ring because he got high
Now his breath is pure ming and I know why (Why man?)
- because he got high (repeat 3X)

Duck controlled a pass because he got high
He left defenders on their ass because he got high
His shot was then pure class and I know why (Why man?)
- because he got high (repeat 3X)

Duck scored a wonder goal because he got high
He'll soon be on the dole because he got high
Now he's pooing at the pitchside and I know why (Why man?)
- because he got high (repeat 3X)

(Go to the next one, Go to the next one, Go to the next one)

Duck then did a bong to get more high
Then he stuck on a bit of Pete Tong because he got high
Now his peepers are hanging out of his scone and i know why (Why man?)
- because he got high (repeat 3X)

Duck then needed to munch because he got high
He bought hate the crisps for lunch because he got high
The Phoenix made a pure fortune and i know why (Why man?)
- because he got high (repeat 3X)

Duck was was being a scrote because he got high
He got grabbed by the throat because he got high
now he's got week rips on his coat and I know why (Why man?)
- because he got high (repeat 3X)

Duck was gonna buck his doner but then he got high
But he couldn't get a boner because he got high
now he's jacking off like a loner and I know why (turn that s**t off)
- because he got high (repeat 3X)

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
If Westend win the league then I know why (Why man?)
- cause Duck's high (repeat 3X)

"You should never stand up in a canoe, that is just a no no" - David McCosh

GAWA BSML Head Moderator* **GreenAndWhiteArmy***[/i] Posts: 2,517	WAFA Songs May 6, 2006 15:00:17 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by GAW*A on May 6, 2006 15:00:17 GMT ;D Lyrical genius tomes! ;D

Supersub14 *BSML Superstar* Posts: 1,160	WAFA Songs May 6, 2006 17:53:03 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Supersub14 on May 6, 2006 17:53:03 GMT haha your a tit tomeboy. Sooner you finish uni the better!!!
	WAFC "Forumer of the Year 2010/11" - up yours Rab lol

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WAFA Songs May 6, 2006 19:14:31 GMT

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Post by thelawnmowerman on May 6, 2006 19:14:31 GMT

sorry tomeboy, i wouldnt really do it..................................

to the tune of only a little wee hammer...........

only a poor little wafa,
his face all battered and torn,
he made me feel sick,
so i hit him with a brick,
and now the bas aint singin no more!!!!

Last Edit: May 6, 2006 19:15:50 GMT by thelawnmowerman

kopkings
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WAFA Songs May 10, 2006 22:05:29 GMT

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Post by kopkings on May 10, 2006 22:05:29 GMT

Rite Rich-T thats f**king it!!!! Been ages since I was on this god damn message board and now I can see why......havent you lot got blo*dy lives?

Good song but you are still dead at the next committee meeting......

Never doubt the footballing integrity of a legend (talking about both myself and Paulo). I have had the help of a man trained in the art of far eastern medicine and will hopefully be back next season fitter than ever. I might even merit a wee run upfront what with the pace and deadly finishing ability I possess.

The one small point you are missing Rich-T is that last season while I scored an OG (but what defender doesn't?) I still managed to grab 5 vital goals from centre back. Not a bad tally considering you've produced 5 from 24 appearances as centre forward!!!!!

To the tune of 'Away in a manger'.......

The nets in no danger,
If Ritchie will play,
The ball bounces off him,
His passing astray,
No wonder, our opposition, are shouting.....Ritchaay!! Ritchaay!! Ritchaay!!

Ha ha ha. Short but sweet! Get sum.......

"He is one of the most legendary centre backs in the modern game. Strength, depth, passing, pace, shooting, heading and scoring are only a few of the qualities this man possessess!!!" (Maldini on McBurney)

Toffeeman
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WAFA Songs May 11, 2006 8:27:19 GMT

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Post by Toffeeman on May 11, 2006 8:27:19 GMT

kopkings said:

Rite Rich-T thats f**king it!!!! Been ages since I was on this god damn message board and now I can see why......havent you lot got blo*dy lives?

Good song but you are still dead at the next committee meeting......

Never doubt the footballing integrity of a legend (talking about both myself and Paulo). I have had the help of a man trained in the art of far eastern medicine and will hopefully be back next season fitter than ever. I might even merit a wee run upfront what with the pace and deadly finishing ability I possess.

The one small point you are missing Rich-T is that last season while I scored an OG (but what defender doesn't?) I still managed to grab 5 vital goals from centre back. Not a bad tally considering you've produced 5 from 24 appearances as centre forward!!!!!

To the tune of 'Away in a manger'.......

The nets in no danger,
If Ritchie will play,
The ball bounces off him,
His passing astray,
No wonder, our opposition, are shouting.....Ritchaay!! Ritchaay!! Ritchaay!!

Ha ha ha. Short but sweet! Get sum.......

That beats ritchies easily! I would think of a song but i have better things to do with my time...

"Goalkeepers are goalkeepers because if they were any good at football they would play outfield"
"if you can't score make sure you hit it well wide"

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	WAFA Songs May 11, 2006 13:36:09 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 11, 2006 13:36:09 GMT That beats ritchies easily! I would think of a song but i have better things to do with my time... like what? looking after your surrogate, 20 and 16 year old, children?!
	Last Edit: May 11, 2006 13:38:03 GMT by Deleted

Supersub14 *BSML Superstar* Posts: 1,160	WAFA Songs Mar 25, 2010 11:24:19 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Supersub14 on Mar 25, 2010 11:24:19 GMT FAST FORWARD TO 2010 --> Just was re-reading these from back in the day, and did some laughing. Not much has changed!! Lol Still dont hear to many being sung on the touchline tho ;D
	Last Edit: Mar 25, 2010 11:24:59 GMT by Supersub14 WAFC "Forumer of the Year 2010/11" - up yours Rab lol

wafclegend *Midfield Master* YNWA Posts: 526	WAFA Songs Mar 25, 2010 13:31:49 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by wafclegend on Mar 25, 2010 13:31:49 GMT I think we're most likely to hear Harty's song atm!!
	When I've got nothing better to do, I look down the league table to see how Everton are getting along - Bill Shankly

ABC New Signing Posts: 42	WAFA Songs Mar 25, 2010 14:51:16 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ABC on Mar 25, 2010 14:51:16 GMT Willie Cameron's Blue and White Army! (repeat this 4 an extended period of time)

MW6 Super-Sub Posts: 320	WAFA Songs Mar 26, 2010 9:48:21 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MW6 on Mar 26, 2010 9:48:21 GMT Theres only 1 scott drummond.... thank f**k!!!!1

teflon Guest	WAFA Songs Mar 26, 2010 11:05:18 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by teflon on Mar 26, 2010 11:05:18 GMT Why? cos you'd be third choice player of the year?

MW6 Super-Sub Posts: 320	WAFA Songs Mar 26, 2010 11:20:19 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MW6 on Mar 26, 2010 11:20:19 GMT team game my friend!! all 4 1 and 1 4 all...

teflon Guest	WAFA Songs Mar 26, 2010 14:02:46 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by teflon on Mar 26, 2010 14:02:46 GMT lol, don't be so modest. Heard we have a rule book, how much in fines do you expect me to get and can I get like a discount for paying up front?

Toffeeman
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WAFA Songs Mar 26, 2010 18:57:30 GMT

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Post by Toffeeman on Mar 26, 2010 18:57:30 GMT

Mar 26, 2010 14:02:46 GMT @teflon said:

lol, don't be so modest. Heard we have a rule book, how much in fines do you expect me to get and can I get like a discount for paying up front?

U'd need to ask the manager that one

I'm pretty sure the fine collector could a arrnage separate collection boxes for you and tucker tho

"Goalkeepers are goalkeepers because if they were any good at football they would play outfield"
"if you can't score make sure you hit it well wide"

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