Post by mrfish on Jan 13, 2012 13:04:21 GMT
After 8 weeks of being slegged, dispite revelations I was at death's door, I have grown tired of the constant put downs and insults.
When auld Lenny gets injured it's all, "awk mate, gutted for you" and when he's back it's all, "mate, delighted for ye"....
When it's aul Fishchop it's "hahahahahahahahaha that's bad craic" etc etc.
Well it stops today with the announcement of my new Unit, A&E (Angry And Enjured). I will be in charge of this crew but my right hand men shall be Special Agents Skiddy and Rubberface. We are sick of the snide remarks about our health, the constant jibes of folk with curly ginger hair, and those less fortunate than others who CAN be approached by Quiggggggs, albeit briefly, to sign for Sky Blues. Your days are numbered.
If you dare sleg mysel or one of my posse of armed (even if some of us only have one after a near fatal accident that you kunts laughed at) guard, we'll book you in for a consultation in about 3-4 weeks time to see when one of our specialists can fit ye in for a bootin.
In special circumstances, where a bootin is required immediatly, we'll send one of our special luminous vans to lift ye and take you to the destination. Hopefully, ye leave like a mummy, in a cast from head to toe.
Be warned, me and skiddy are sick to death with yese and shall stick together...Rubberman will be there to sort yese when he's finished on Twitter.
This comment will not self destruct in 10, 9, 8, 7....because it's only a post on a forum and is of no harm to anyone. Be safe, or you too shall join the ranks of the A&E....
When auld Lenny gets injured it's all, "awk mate, gutted for you" and when he's back it's all, "mate, delighted for ye"....
When it's aul Fishchop it's "hahahahahahahahaha that's bad craic" etc etc.
Well it stops today with the announcement of my new Unit, A&E (Angry And Enjured). I will be in charge of this crew but my right hand men shall be Special Agents Skiddy and Rubberface. We are sick of the snide remarks about our health, the constant jibes of folk with curly ginger hair, and those less fortunate than others who CAN be approached by Quiggggggs, albeit briefly, to sign for Sky Blues. Your days are numbered.
If you dare sleg mysel or one of my posse of armed (even if some of us only have one after a near fatal accident that you kunts laughed at) guard, we'll book you in for a consultation in about 3-4 weeks time to see when one of our specialists can fit ye in for a bootin.
In special circumstances, where a bootin is required immediatly, we'll send one of our special luminous vans to lift ye and take you to the destination. Hopefully, ye leave like a mummy, in a cast from head to toe.
Be warned, me and skiddy are sick to death with yese and shall stick together...Rubberman will be there to sort yese when he's finished on Twitter.
This comment will not self destruct in 10, 9, 8, 7....because it's only a post on a forum and is of no harm to anyone. Be safe, or you too shall join the ranks of the A&E....
