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Post by pele on Dec 18, 2011 14:30:03 GMT
Absolute legend he is. Apparently driving around Manchester yesterday dressed as Santa giving money away to kids hahahaha  |
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Post by raj2112 on Dec 18, 2011 15:55:55 GMT
F**king screw loose somewhere in that guy.
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Post by Mitty on Dec 18, 2011 16:28:25 GMT
F**king screw loose somewhere in that guy. If on form he's a proper footballer though, has everything needed to be a world class player in the next couple years, but as you say, is f**kin nuts too. |
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Post by pele on Dec 18, 2011 16:53:51 GMT
I think he is brilliant to have in England, ye juts never know what he is going to do ;D
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Post by Cmac on Dec 18, 2011 19:52:06 GMT
legend and funny as f**k and its not the first time hes done somethig like this, he once gave a homless man a £1000 and also helped a kid who was getten bullied at school
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Post by Chicharito 14 on Jan 13, 2012 17:45:55 GMT
Chronicles of Mario Balotelli:
• Survived a usually fatal disease at birth
• £10,000 in parking fines.
• Car has been impounded 27 times.
• £300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.
• Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside the casino.
• Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.
• Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing.
• Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching"
rule at a strip club.
• The "bib" saga.
• Had a £120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week.
• Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now"
• Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.
• Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards.
• Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan.
• Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter.
• Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee.
• He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.
• Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans.
• After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV?
• Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with £ 25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich"
• Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned.
• Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show.
• Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs.
• Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around"
• Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial.
• Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it.
• Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1.
• Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors.
• Hands £50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester.
• Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney.
• Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed.
• Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track.
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Post by pele on Jan 13, 2012 18:14:48 GMT
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Post by Chicharito 14 on Jan 13, 2012 18:28:31 GMT
Haha, that is quality. He's a madman. |
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Post by Donko on Jan 13, 2012 18:56:42 GMT
Ha ha ha, what a rocket
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Post by LENNY on Jan 13, 2012 21:29:44 GMT
Brilliant..
i was reading, last time he pulled in for petrol he told everyone to fill up he was paying.
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Post by sterland on Jan 13, 2012 22:21:38 GMT
• Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now"
• Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed.
...................Absolutely brilliant ;D
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Post by pele on Mar 28, 2012 21:35:41 GMT
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Post by Mitty on Mar 28, 2012 21:53:33 GMT
Stories keep getting better and better, he must drive his agent and PR advisors nuts! Great entertainment.
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Post by Rush09 on Apr 8, 2012 17:15:55 GMT
Think this guys attitude and professionalism have just cost city the title!! Wat a root!!
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Post by mrfish on Apr 8, 2012 17:20:31 GMT
Think this guys attitude and professionalism have just cost city the title!! Wat a root!! I'd say today will be the final nail in his City career. |
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Post by DICKOV on Apr 8, 2012 17:22:14 GMT
I love this man but I'd never have him near my side
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Post by mrfish on Apr 8, 2012 17:24:01 GMT
I love this man but I'd never have him near my side Ye prefer him behind ye?? ;D |
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Post by goram on Apr 8, 2012 17:24:01 GMT
this mans an ass hole ...... complete waste of space
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Post by Rush09 on Apr 8, 2012 17:41:41 GMT
He has just let his team down again.the fans must b rippin way him I no I would b.!!!
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Post by mrfish on Apr 8, 2012 19:05:52 GMT
Mancini says he won't play for City again this season.....where have I heard that one before??  |
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Post by topofthetownclown on Jun 22, 2012 20:24:14 GMT
any 1 here about him on the radio today......
only heard bits and pieces due to squealing kids but a young autograph hunter was standing outside the italian hotel in poland and balotelli asked why he wasnt in school.... the kid replied he really wanted his autograph and he was being bullied also. so balotelli summoned a limo and drove the kid to school and asked the kid to point out the bullies and he went and had a quiet word with them...... like him or loathe him the mans a legend
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Post by Carlton Palmer on Jun 22, 2012 20:29:50 GMT
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Post by topofthetownclown on Jun 22, 2012 20:32:23 GMT
any 1 here about him on the radio today...... only heard bits and pieces due to squealing kids but a young autograph hunter was standing outside the italian hotel in poland and balotelli asked why he wasnt in school.... the kid replied he really wanted his autograph and he was being bullied also. so balotelli summoned a limo and drove the kid to school and asked the kid to point out the bullies and he went and had a quiet word with them...... like him or loathe him the mans a legend googled my story and it happened in manchester a few months back but still a nutcase lol and that picture above just sums him up... hasnt a care in the world.... cracker |
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Post by pele on Jun 22, 2012 20:42:43 GMT
any 1 here about him on the radio today...... only heard bits and pieces due to squealing kids but a young autograph hunter was standing outside the italian hotel in poland and balotelli asked why he wasnt in school.... the kid replied he really wanted his autograph and he was being bullied also. so balotelli summoned a limo and drove the kid to school and asked the kid to point out the bullies and he went and had a quiet word with them...... like him or loathe him the mans a legend googled my story and it happened in manchester a few months back but still a nutcase lol and that picture above just sums him up... hasnt a care in the world.... cracker That story is not true clown - Noel gallagher interviewed him and asked him about it. |
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Post by bap on Jun 22, 2012 20:48:22 GMT
any 1 here about him on the radio today...... only heard bits and pieces due to squealing kids but a young autograph hunter was standing outside the italian hotel in poland and balotelli asked why he wasnt in school.... the kid replied he really wanted his autograph and he was being bullied also. so balotelli summoned a limo and drove the kid to school and asked the kid to point out the bullies and he went and had a quiet word with them...... like him or loathe him the mans a legend Another Balotelli myth. |
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Post by pele on Jun 24, 2012 15:54:52 GMT
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Post by LENNY on Jun 24, 2012 16:00:39 GMT
ha ha ha ha, brilliant!
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Post by pele on Jun 24, 2012 16:03:12 GMT
I hope he runs riot tonight ;D |
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Post by mrfish on Jun 24, 2012 16:07:30 GMT
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Post by Rush09 on Jun 24, 2012 16:08:05 GMT
Man is proper mental lol !!
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