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Post by Rab on Sept 27, 2011 21:39:06 GMT
Right, since I always get this award for no reason other than it was made to fvck me off, This thread is a log of the fruity fruits fruiting it out for the fruit of the year award
LOG #1 Tucker not being able to train anymore because he grazed his knee on the astroturf and it bleed. FRUIT!
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Post by Toffeeman on Sept 29, 2011 15:13:23 GMT
Right, since I always get this award for no reason other than it was made to fvck me off Aye cause that's the reason you've won it last 2 years. Tucker has now put himself in the frame but I'm pretty sure you'd already nailed the award again for something in pre season  |
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Post by Rab on Sept 29, 2011 16:40:48 GMT
Preseason? what happened? and anyway, I once scored from the halfway line in a preseason game and didnt get goal of the season cause apparently it didnt count, so heres to your oul s**tty awards  And I did nets for the team in a game when I was injured, helping the team out and this is the way the manager looks on my efforts! |
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Post by MW6 on Sept 29, 2011 17:19:31 GMT
You also came on up front in that game.
That didn't help us.
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Post by Rab on Sept 30, 2011 0:07:14 GMT
Your fruity Hamstring never helped us when it mattered in league games this season and that reminds me  LOG #2 Mark Watsons Hamstring goes against Michelin, had to come off in the last 10 mins, we concede and drop 2 points, Back in the starting 11 the following game. Fruit |
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Post by Donko on Sept 30, 2011 6:57:12 GMT
Your fruity Hamstring never helped us when it mattered in league games this season and that reminds me LOG #2 Mark Watsons Hamstring goes against Michelin, had to come off in the last 10 mins, we concede and drop 2 points, Back in the starting 11 the following game. Fruit Sounds like Watson did his job and the other boys couldn't get the job done |
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Post by pele on Sept 30, 2011 7:34:34 GMT
Your fruity Hamstring never helped us when it mattered in league games this season and that reminds me LOG #2 Mark Watsons Hamstring goes against Michelin, had to come off in the last 10 mins, we concede and drop 2 points, Back in the starting 11 the following game. Fruit Sound's like Raberto is claiming fav's in the camp  |
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Post by ratman on Sept 30, 2011 8:03:33 GMT
to be fair to watson hes quality, you need him in the team if hes fit...
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Post by Rab on Sept 30, 2011 9:44:22 GMT
He is the best player in the team, without him we'd be f**ked
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Post by etk on Sept 30, 2011 9:48:26 GMT
Rab your running round in circles, one minute he is a fruit next he is the best, show some consistency ffs  |
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Post by Rab on Sept 30, 2011 10:06:57 GMT
No, the two can be linked, they can co exist |
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Post by Rab on Sept 30, 2011 10:10:37 GMT
Just look at him last year, rolling about the floor crying when shore wanderers Pearce McCauley emptied him in our home game against them, then he scores 2 great goals in the end of season play off. Fruit
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Post by Donko on Sept 30, 2011 10:28:27 GMT
To be fair Pearse did stamp on his thigh full force, and he played on for most of the match.....remind me of your reaction to the tackle Rab?
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Post by Rab on Sept 30, 2011 10:40:31 GMT
oh aye oul rab gate See Mark always mentions this as well and I never understand it, he gets stamped on, and rolls about crying, I come 40 yards to make sure the ref understands the severity of the challange, the only one that did! and to make sure Mark is alright and all he ever does is slate me for it when I'm the only one that cared enough to say anything to the ref, it got to a stage where you cant come to the aid of your team mate, it is just an attitude of, he'll be ok, we'll be grand, we'll let these boys and the ref walk all over us, not with me in the team, if something like that happened me I'd want my team mates having my back, I guess I'm wrong |
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Post by Donko on Sept 30, 2011 10:48:56 GMT
Sprint 40 yards like an extra from Braveheart, bounce off Pearse, who turns and growls, then you moan at Finlay, who proceeds to book you...... I hear the Award was decided at that very moment
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Post by Rab on Sept 30, 2011 11:07:12 GMT
Na, I was running at finley, pearce thinks im running at him and has to even step towards me so he actually bounced into me, the reason I came 40 yards was because finley was taking so long to send him off, I knew he wasnt going to and had a bone to pick with him, it was a shocking tackle and that was my vision (without contacts or glasses at that time) from 40 yards, the ref was 5 yards away, you even seen it on the line. anyway, i'm not a violent man, i've never punched anyone in my life and i am not gonna do that in a game of football at 30 years old, I'm to smart for that, i couldnt let my team mates down that way, I'm not hot headed enough for that. In all my days of playing football that was the first yellow card I ever got, so that shows you, and it was for giving the ref grief and not anything to do with violence against shore, sure what good would a kick or a punch do, it might hurt for 5 secs, I knew we'll meet you guys again, I knew we'd get another chance to put you out of a cup and inflict misery that way, but i never dreamed it would be another game for the league, so we got our chance to inflict misery through what happens football wise on the pitch and we took it.
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Post by Donko on Sept 30, 2011 11:16:52 GMT
Na, I was running at finley, pearce thinks im running at him and has to even step towards me so he actually bounced into me, the reason I came 40 yards was because finley was taking so long to send him off, I knew he wasnt going to and had a bone to pick with him, it was a shocking tackle and that was my vision (without contacts or glasses at that time) from 40 yards, the ref was 5 yards away, you even seen it on the line. anyway, i'm not a violent man, i've never punched anyone in my life and i am not gonna do that in a game of football at 30 years old, I'm to smart for that, i couldnt let my team mates down that way, I'm not hot headed enough for that. In all my days of playing football that was the first yellow card I ever got, so that shows you, and it was for giving the ref grief and not anything to do with violence against shore, sure what good would a kick or a punch do, it might hurt for 5 secs, I knew we'll meet you guys again, I knew we'd get another chance to put you out of a cup and inflict misery that way, but i never dreamed it would be another game for the league, so we got our chance to inflict misery through what happens football wise on the pitch and we took it. 2nd div title, 2nd div cup, Fruit of the Year....... some sideboard needed there Rab. |
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Post by Rab on Sept 30, 2011 11:22:00 GMT
all the 2nd trophies are sitting pride of place in the hallway as well as the league medal from the 3rd div and most improved player, i'm surprised some of the other team members dont ask for the 2nd div league and cup trophies to sit in their house, i've had them since we got them at the league dinner and I'm nobody important only fruit of the year |
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Post by Donko on Sept 30, 2011 11:22:26 GMT
After 3 years in a row do you get to keep it? Attachments:
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Post by Rab on Sept 30, 2011 11:23:22 GMT
Would you be interested in getting back into management Donko?
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Post by Rab on Sept 30, 2011 11:25:07 GMT
After 3 years in a row do you get to keep it? haha, They just buy you a shot or some mad mixture of alcohol and get Willy Drenen to go 'Down in one, Down in one, Down in one' no trophy for it I am afraid, tight ballymena men |
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Post by Donko on Sept 30, 2011 11:28:58 GMT
Would you be interested in getting back into management Donko? Rule nothing out mate, but I'm really enjoying the peace and quiet at the minute. |
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Post by pele on Sept 30, 2011 11:40:37 GMT
Na, I was running at finley, pearce thinks im running at him and has to even step towards me so he actually bounced into me, the reason I came 40 yards was because finley was taking so long to send him off, I knew he wasnt going to and had a bone to pick with him, it was a shocking tackle and that was my vision (without contacts or glasses at that time) from 40 yards, the ref was 5 yards away, you even seen it on the line. anyway, i'm not a violent man, i've never punched anyone in my life and i am not gonna do that in a game of football at 30 years old, I'm to smart for that, i couldnt let my team mates down that way, I'm not hot headed enough for that. In all my days of playing football that was the first yellow card I ever got, so that shows you, and it was for giving the ref grief and not anything to do with violence against shore, sure what good would a kick or a punch do, it might hurt for 5 secs, I knew we'll meet you guys again, I knew we'd get another chance to put you out of a cup and inflict misery that way, but i never dreamed it would be another game for the league, so we got our chance to inflict misery through what happens football wise on the pitch and we took it.  |
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Post by Rab on Sept 30, 2011 12:01:05 GMT
Wakehurster of the year award Goes to tucker for taking a wee breather and stopping training last night to pick up chewing gum off the muga surface, legend |
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Post by Toffeeman on Sept 30, 2011 17:17:30 GMT
good to see rabs back on form ;D
to be fair to rab he did want to make something of the stamp, i suppose you just expect the ref to sort it out without creating a fuss! You kind of get used to pearse's antics over time though. The ref in our game didn't do himself any favours last week for bottling it, there was a secret ref judge bloke down who said he should have been sent off in the first half before his off the ball body check
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Post by MW6 on Sept 30, 2011 19:36:18 GMT
Rab I bet you were great at writing essay's at school.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2011 20:18:52 GMT
Rab I bet you were great at writing essay's at school. He must have been on speed writing his latest masterpiece. About 150 words and only 1 full stop. I'd love to hear him reading it out. |
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Post by Rab on Sept 30, 2011 21:47:41 GMT
English was my least favourite subject, words are very much overated, that is why I draw and play football |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2011 23:09:00 GMT
words are very much overated, that is why I draw and play football says Westend forumer of the year 2010 & 2011 ;D |
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Post by bap on Oct 1, 2011 1:13:00 GMT
Rab I bet you were great at writing essay's at school. He does speak good England |
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