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Post by QUIGS on Mar 3, 2008 16:17:10 GMT
word in the bookies this morning that "ardoyne" didnt come out this weekend due to suffering from the "flu" are wide of the mark...."dick in hand"apparently sat in on saturday nite watchin a dvd(my little pony) with justine percy....his mother is said to be excited even at this very early stage...."im just glad that he is settling down with a girl,ive seen too many fellas pass through his hands on a sunday morning,its such a relief"........please keep it low thou.......  |
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Post by QUIGS on Mar 8, 2008 15:54:19 GMT
latest update from the o.b.e is that he spent the nite at young Benny Hills and only left at 9 this morning to make the short stagger to the changing rooms....unconfirmed reports that he was snuggled upto Bennys future sister in law in the laundry basket are emerging but our roving reporter Hooter Hutchy is on the case.....expect more carnage later after UTD got dumped out of the cup..... |
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Post by strikerno8 on Mar 9, 2008 13:43:57 GMT
i hate to start rumours but darin 'dick n han' quigley was seen this morning staggering out of john 'pepper' scotts house hand n hand with benny's sister in law @ approx 9am. as shes the ripe age of 15, its been an eventful week for obe....
keep it low
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Post by QUIGS on Mar 9, 2008 13:51:28 GMT
understood number 8......thanx for the update.......thought i seen summit thru the bedroom window this morning but cudnt be sure......its strange thou to see them with a KFC bargain bucket at such an hour......wouldnt be the only sweaty box n sticky fingers "dic-n-hand" had id say |
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Post by Mighty Reds on Mar 10, 2008 0:38:39 GMT
Also Randal Reid admitted till following Steve Davis into the Fitness First showers! Words he used when asked the question was 'nah that was last july'. Few people heard him admit it, that rite Elnino..
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Post by QUIGS on Mar 10, 2008 21:27:07 GMT
absolutly young merv....nearly choked on my salad bap what was worse thou, it was in ear shot of young 'dic n hand' who immedtiately dropped to his knees in floods of tears....after wiping his eyes with the 'One Big Eyebrow' he has perched apon his empty dome....the young lad promised to go back to his old ways and only slip f*t messes and young reserve footballers.....didnt take him long if no.8 us correct and you know what he is hardly ever wrong.....well he would say that wudnt he say nowt thou...  |
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Post by QUIGS on Mar 12, 2008 16:02:40 GMT
check out the Antrim Gaurdian for O.B.E's pic unbelievable.......the sheep head from glenarm has just said to him"im gonna buck yer man randal tonite".......feck the rage in his eyes is totally scarey |
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Post by QUIGS on Mar 14, 2008 16:05:54 GMT
get out of Pickens you mess giggs.........trying to slip hutchies large bird wile shes in the toilets.......your a sick sick man......and you never gave her time to wipe her ar*e.......coulda swore there was a veda glistening in the sunlite outo her "dan ma dowell"....... keep er low |
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Post by QUIGS on Mar 17, 2008 22:46:09 GMT
its not lookin any better for young"dic-n -hand".......went down the town to drown the shamrock today but alas the young fellow ended up...... and with a mess.....rumours circulating the pizza parlour is that the "O>B>E" slipped the hand on "Mud McGuigan" the 40 belly special......just up New street and he was wrestled into bus shelter were apon he was physically n mentally abused......the young lad crawled up the road bloodied n battered and was heard saying...."i fink im in love" Keep it low |
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Post by Big blue boy on Mar 25, 2008 3:10:11 GMT
NOTHING BUT FULL Bastaerds
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Post by QUIGS on Oct 13, 2010 22:17:03 GMT
Really can't fathom the breaking news that's come through from a very reliable source!! After a few scoops OBE ventures home to find alls out and he's home alone. Munchies are setting in after a hard nites training so he heads for the kitchen only to find the doors locked!! Scratching the veda head n wiping away the sparks he proceeds to phone the boul mother Shiela. "Ma the kitchen doors locked" spits the young Ardoyne. "Sure you had 2 choc digestives today!your allowed no more boi!". "Awh Ma please!I'm starving n want some coco pops! Where are ye n how long you be??" Shiela adjusts her head scarf n answers" I'm up at Weedos and will be back soon darling to tuck you in" "f**k NOOOOOOOOOOOO" and the phone goes dead!! For this particular story I'll never reveal my source or the 7 missed calls I had |
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Post by junior on Oct 14, 2010 17:24:33 GMT
Heard that myself elnino. Brilliant! ;D ;D
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