Post by Jurgen on Jul 5, 2005 20:35:31 GMT
With pre-season just over a week away lets start some s**t with a "guess who will be the fattest b*****d" back competition. My money's on SteeksRickyCliffyJawsAllyLeoDeeMitch.
Rumour has that the half eclipse of the sun witnessed in several areas of Antrim last week was actually Ricky out jogging. I can also now confirm that he was also wearing a bin-liner type device, as the hot air balloon seen over Junction One has recently gone missing. ;D
Meanwhile Steeks has been seen leaving the Ulster Independent Clinic following Lipposuction on his cornbeef ankles. Rumour has it that Cliffy was in visiting him after the op and ate three vending machines and a cleaner.
The Antrim Forum has asked if Mitch could keep the saddle on the exercise bike in the fitness suite next time he uses it as several guests have complained about his squeals of delight each time he reached 3 miles.
Hope the grin has wore off in time for pre-season.
Feel free to report any other sightings of finely tuned athletes working off the pounds.
Rumour has that the half eclipse of the sun witnessed in several areas of Antrim last week was actually Ricky out jogging. I can also now confirm that he was also wearing a bin-liner type device, as the hot air balloon seen over Junction One has recently gone missing. ;D
Meanwhile Steeks has been seen leaving the Ulster Independent Clinic following Lipposuction on his cornbeef ankles. Rumour has it that Cliffy was in visiting him after the op and ate three vending machines and a cleaner.
The Antrim Forum has asked if Mitch could keep the saddle on the exercise bike in the fitness suite next time he uses it as several guests have complained about his squeals of delight each time he reached 3 miles.
Hope the grin has wore off in time for pre-season.Feel free to report any other sightings of finely tuned athletes working off the pounds.
