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Post by pele on Nov 23, 2006 16:04:15 GMT
So wee drink the tea has signed 1 of the most loyal servants to any club!
Has't really played for many clubs has he?
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Post by becks23 on Nov 23, 2006 16:20:15 GMT
apparently wen he was playin for fernabache in the late 1970's he was asked to play for besiktas. this would b a carinal sin so he signed for the homers for a month so he could come back to play for besiktas. he then moved through europe at clubs like grasshoppers, austria vienna, steaua bucherest, and port vale. then it was to scotland wer he played for highland rovers, then 3 weeks later he signed for sligo celtic, stating that it was always his childhood dream to play ther. after being on the bench for his 1st match he threw the head up and signed for fivemlie town. handy as f**k as he drove the van just over the border to fill her up with red and claimed it on clubs expenses for his travelling allowance. done him the full week.
after 2 months kenny moved back to ballymena club rockmount. kenny agreed to build the clubs new changing rooms and after the club gave him the cash, kenny dissapeared to shay hamills house and rockmount had to fold as davy mcullough was unable to get paid on sat and touted on them to the league and they wer forced to fold.
things wer on the up 4 kenny as he signed a big deal at galgorm blues and the popular face of ballymena football landed a sponsorship from business tycoon sam morrison to be the face of new shopping centre 'fairhill'. soon after this nescafe wanted him to be the man with the cups. wasnt winning to many with the blues, but ther was never a day he didnt have a good collection as he marched up and down the fairhill on the meet and greet.
more recently the pot noodle brand has used kenny to advertise their products and he has trained and played friendlys for over 2 thirds of the teams in the bsml.
kenny nielly (legend)
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Post by musampa on Nov 23, 2006 22:45:40 GMT
Absolute Belter!!! ;D
Almost choked laughing at that post!
Good lad all the same.
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Post by mrfish on Nov 24, 2006 9:35:56 GMT
Shem he's had more clubs than Tiger Woods! Legend!!!
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Post by ratman on Nov 24, 2006 11:08:07 GMT
I heard he failed a drugs test at Banbridge town. He had so much coffee in his system the testers couldnt believe it was possible to Big smiffy tole me wen he worked in the sports shop in the fairhill deputy dawg came in to try on the reebok rep of ireland shoes. He asked for a sze six, then he kept going through the sizes til he got a pair of size 11's that fitted him. Ive seen wiser chewing grass. Good looking big fella but. Apparently he was married to pamela anderson then he dumped her cos she didnt get on with rooster.
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Post by pele on Nov 24, 2006 11:51:27 GMT
I heard he failed a drugs test at Banbridge town. He had so much coffee in his system the testers couldnt believe it was possible to Big smiffy tole me wen he worked in the sports shop in the fairhill deputy dawg came in to try on the reebok rep of ireland shoes. He asked for a sze six, then he kept going through the sizes til he got a pair of size 11's that fitted him. Ive seen wiser chewing grass. Good looking big fella but. Apparently he was married to pamela anderson then he dumped her cos she didnt get on with rooster. Ah big deputy wise lookin boy alright good story about big dog few years back celtic were in the cup final the crew were over king kenny the whole shabang anyway there was a fella paintin tri-colours on faces outside the ground so they all decided to get 1 done and big deputy said he'd go 1st ;D ;D ;D soon as he got his done every1 else changed there mind ;D ;D lol |
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Post by ratman on Nov 24, 2006 14:17:38 GMT
Youd need some amount of paint for that dome. Just purchase alan capbells aces there, what a publication. Gonna get the slippers and the reading glasses on tonight. Danielle, away off to the pub love, ive got a bit of reading to do... Smack...
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Post by pele on Nov 24, 2006 14:44:51 GMT
Youd need some amount of paint for that dome. Just purchase alan capbells aces there, what a publication. Gonna get the slippers and the reading glasses on tonight. Danielle, away off to the pub love, ive got a bit of reading to do... Smack... Fair play to ye ratman the sherminator will get some electric and some half price cooked chicken from tescos at the end of the day he lives on that!! Could u do a review would save me buyin the classic |
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Post by ratman on Nov 24, 2006 15:17:20 GMT
BSML Book Review by JR Ratman
'Alan Campbell's Aces' - A debut by local man Sherman Wright
Wright has excelled himself with this nostalgic walk down memory lane. Combining hours of studious research and his passion for Ballymena life, Wright paints a vivid portrait of Ballymena in the grip of football fever. A foreword by Sky Blues captain Graham Fox, brother of Ruel, lays the red carpet for Wright to walk down. He describes being lifted over the turnstiles, an example of how even at an early age the budding author didnt like to pay for things. The crowd, the occasion, the atmosphere paved the way for Uniteds victory against Glenavon, and not a doubt entered his head about United lifting the Blue Riband trophy. For a first novel Wright has stroked the proverbial biscuit, outshining for established authors like Stephen Beacom and Billy Spence. Mr Wright, I take my hat off to you.'
There you go pele, id recommend this as an essential christmas present any loved one would be honoured to receive. I seen Brian looking at it in mcgroggans the other day, im sure hed love to hear about united won the cup in 1981. Plus 25% of all proceeds go to Beechgrove Special school...
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Post by Lisbon_Lion_67 on Nov 24, 2006 15:39:48 GMT
Ah big deputy wise lookin boy alright good story about big dog few years back celtic were in the cup final the crew were over king kenny the whole shabang anyway there was a fella paintin tri-colours on faces outside the ground so they all decided to get 1 done and big deputy said he'd go 1st ;D ;D ;D soon as he got his done every1 else changed there mind ;D ;D lol ;D ;D ;D, I swear to god one of the funniest things i ever seen in my life when bid Dog got that done, it was The Celtic V Kilmarnock CIS cup final (Larsson hat-trick), Kenny seen someone doing face-painting and sid right lads we will all get it done but let Dog go first, so we all agreed, the big man sits down slabbers blinding him thinking this is the greatest thing ever, took about 15mins then after the girl was fininshed and dog paid we all shot the Johnn Crow in to the ground, the thing was we were late enough getting to kick-off so big Dog had to squeeze past all the rest of the Ballymena crew, didnt even have time to wash it off till half time, the look on some peoples faces was priceless!! ;D ;D Big Dog the legend with a tri-color face!!, should be statue of him and wee Kenny outside the Fairhill ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by becks23 on Nov 24, 2006 16:37:36 GMT
ther should b a statue outside the fairhill. someone get on the phone to madamme taussads and ask for them in ther as well
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Post by mrfish on Dec 4, 2006 10:36:34 GMT
Tell you a good one about Mr Wright. During my very brief 2 years on the old rock n roll i was dandering thru Fairhill. Went outside for a wee look as it was a smashing day and the hotpants were a mass out in the street. Standing drulling at some off them when Sherman appeared. He started filling me in on some of his latest scams when wee Connor Gregg and the mossip Richard Smith came up to me. When Sherman, not knowing either of them from Adam, caught on that Connor played for Wakehurst he stared going on, ' is that ejit Gregg still running them, sham he knows absolutly nothing about football he just stands there patronising players he is just a dickhead! All the while the three of us are just trying not to laugh. Them 2 say all the best and head in the centre and Sherman says, ' what do you call the wee sham'? I say oh thats wee connor gregg his da manages Wakehurst, hahahaha i swear he nearly choked on his drink, his face was funny as f**k!!!
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Post by becks23 on Dec 4, 2006 15:15:29 GMT
brilliant!! ther was also a good one where greggy n richie rich wer on the strut by the ohanlons and they wer stopped by the smiler. altrie chris they say. the conversation soon turns to soccer. smiler asks greggy does he know ian gregg. greggy says aye. smiler goes 'aye well he's been tryin to get me to come down n sign 4 wakehurst, keeps goin on at me.' greggy doesnt let on he's his son, so he returns home to ask his dad that evening at the dinner table if he was desperate to sign break away hard core nationilst chris smilye. ian replies. 'who'.
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Post by pele on Dec 4, 2006 17:06:55 GMT
brilliant!! ther was also a good one where greggy n richie rich wer on the strut by the ohanlons and they wer stopped by the smiler. altrie chris they say. the conversation soon turns to soccer. smiler asks greggy does he know ian gregg. greggy says aye. smiler goes 'aye well he's been tryin to get me to come down n sign 4 wakehurst, keeps goin on at me.' greggy doesnt let on he's his son, so he returns home to ask his dad that evening at the dinner table if he was desperate to sign break away hard core nationilst chris smilye. ian replies. 'who'. Maybe sir ian was lookin him to take out donal mccann and mcafees and big smiler got mixed up lol |
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Post by mrfish on Dec 5, 2006 9:43:14 GMT
Haha, sure a few Christmases ago he told us that former Celtic manager Tommy Burns was giving up his Christmas day to come over to see Smiler and give him a trial with Celtic. as it turned out it never happened but if you think about it he still got a trial! hahahahaha!!!!
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Post by becks23 on Dec 5, 2006 13:44:23 GMT
ha ha. very good fishmiester. imagine smiler at ibrox in an old firm derby playin for celtic. he'd never make the bench cause he'd b to busy sprayin abuse on the wall outside
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Post by ratman on Dec 5, 2006 14:23:08 GMT
Smileys only crime was loyalty.
Dont tell anybody this, but Rainey & Gregg planted the incendiary devices in that house in fisherwick so theyd all be arrested and the house put up for sale.Outside the court smiley was actually giving the middle finger to big willy cos he toul him the house was going on the market.
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Post by mrfish on Dec 6, 2006 9:52:38 GMT
Haha roland, you know it kinda makes sense!! As for big Les Battersby chops Smiley at Ibrox, you wouldn't be able to drag him away from the Clough Rangers Supporters Club down in the corner beside the celtic fans, his old hometown is Clough ya know!!!
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Post by Dinger on Dec 6, 2006 10:56:49 GMT
heard he was a gers man once as well  how times have changed |
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Post by mrfish on Dec 7, 2006 10:12:02 GMT
Maybe they haven't changed at all Dinger, I think he still has a wee soft spot for them!!
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Post by pele on Dec 7, 2006 11:50:07 GMT
sure wee johnny adair supports celtic
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Post by mrfish on Dec 7, 2006 12:32:11 GMT
So does becks, yup glenarm festival 2004!!!
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Post by ratman on Dec 7, 2006 12:46:26 GMT
I seen Michael stone with a cliftonville scarf heading towards Dundonald with a carrier bag. I sold him a few hatchet bombs the night before his escapades, but i didnt think hed be using them for anything illegal.
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Post by mrfish on Dec 7, 2006 13:17:52 GMT
I no them hatchet bombs are usually so peacefull! Here Roland is drag queen dean moving over to england???
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