Post by mrfish on Jan 13, 2010 10:34:26 GMT
I'll tell you a tale of a lad from the Republic of Congo,
The long lost twin brother of wee Craigy Mongo,
For this lad is famous where ever he goes,
Mostly for the lines of white stuff he gets up his nose,
Origionally from the Doury Road land that time forgot,
In his own wee room he lay tucked up in his cot,
As he lay there dreaming his dreams they were brief,
About waking in the morning and going out on the thief,
He needed a mentor to show him how it was done,
And was told he first had to learn how to run,
"First of all wee man you must hate the Keelers",
"Then learn to run to get away from the peelers",
The DR was popular and he was never alone,
There were other wee delinquint aires to the Throne,
But this was no kingdom and no Crown in sight,
And anything else ye need just contact Sherman Wright,
A neighbour said "Support Spurs and yell up the YIDS",
"f**k that" said Kruggs, "I'm on the rob with Skids",
"I hate football Man Utd Spurs or Chelsea",
"I've better things to do like steal cars with Ailsey",
He learned to count " 1 2 3 and 4",
But stopped there when Egor called to the door,
"Ask your teacher can ye go I think his name is Mister",
"So I can introduce you to my gorgeous little sister",
Kruggs got out of the Famous St Josephs School,
To the DR where him and Egor did rule,
There was a donar waiting so to their step they put an inch,
And Egor introduced Kruggs to the beautiful Eileen Lynch,
Kruggs was blown away and he snogged with all his might,
It was worth the effort and love at first sight,
They thought Egor had gone a walk to the Spar,
But he was round the corner pulling his bar,
They realised what he was doing and said "oh what the hell",
"Should we just invite him to join in aswell",
But he'd got too excited and it certainly showed,
"Na it's alright sham" said Egor "I've already shot me load"
Wee Kruggs snogged til he could snog no more,
And when he'd finished Egor asked for a score,
"What do you mean" wee Kruger did plea,
"f**k sake" said Egor "Ye can't just buck her for free",
Kruger handed over the cash and it was his last Penny,
He had no money left to buy chats with Slenny,
But the lesson was learned to pay the debt he owed,
And he moved back in with his ex Rosie Toad,
To be honest that's only half of the tale,
There's an awful lot more the Fish could unveil,
But I trust young Kruggs will be happy enough,
He's hibernating at the minute in auld Eileen's muff......
The long lost twin brother of wee Craigy Mongo,
For this lad is famous where ever he goes,
Mostly for the lines of white stuff he gets up his nose,
Origionally from the Doury Road land that time forgot,
In his own wee room he lay tucked up in his cot,
As he lay there dreaming his dreams they were brief,
About waking in the morning and going out on the thief,
He needed a mentor to show him how it was done,
And was told he first had to learn how to run,
"First of all wee man you must hate the Keelers",
"Then learn to run to get away from the peelers",
The DR was popular and he was never alone,
There were other wee delinquint aires to the Throne,
But this was no kingdom and no Crown in sight,
And anything else ye need just contact Sherman Wright,
A neighbour said "Support Spurs and yell up the YIDS",
"f**k that" said Kruggs, "I'm on the rob with Skids",
"I hate football Man Utd Spurs or Chelsea",
"I've better things to do like steal cars with Ailsey",
He learned to count " 1 2 3 and 4",
But stopped there when Egor called to the door,
"Ask your teacher can ye go I think his name is Mister",
"So I can introduce you to my gorgeous little sister",
Kruggs got out of the Famous St Josephs School,
To the DR where him and Egor did rule,
There was a donar waiting so to their step they put an inch,
And Egor introduced Kruggs to the beautiful Eileen Lynch,
Kruggs was blown away and he snogged with all his might,
It was worth the effort and love at first sight,
They thought Egor had gone a walk to the Spar,
But he was round the corner pulling his bar,
They realised what he was doing and said "oh what the hell",
"Should we just invite him to join in aswell",
But he'd got too excited and it certainly showed,
"Na it's alright sham" said Egor "I've already shot me load"
Wee Kruggs snogged til he could snog no more,
And when he'd finished Egor asked for a score,
"What do you mean" wee Kruger did plea,
"f**k sake" said Egor "Ye can't just buck her for free",
Kruger handed over the cash and it was his last Penny,
He had no money left to buy chats with Slenny,
But the lesson was learned to pay the debt he owed,
And he moved back in with his ex Rosie Toad,
To be honest that's only half of the tale,
There's an awful lot more the Fish could unveil,
But I trust young Kruggs will be happy enough,
He's hibernating at the minute in auld Eileen's muff......
