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Post by ratman on Dec 17, 2010 10:49:23 GMT
This Christmas Day marks the 5 year anniversary of the Arthur McClean Freedom Fighters, when so many brave men stepped forward in defiance of the Arthur haters. Some have laid down their lives, others have sacrificed their livelihoods, all have served gloriously in the name of Arthur. As we meet this Christmas day in Waveney youth club to eat our Christmas fish suppers from the Dolphin off our commerative Arthur McClean plates,and drink our lucozade sport from our Arthur McClean cups, lets take a moment to remember men like Mr Fish, lost one November night on the Moat Road, his remains never to be recovered. Men like becks23, M.I.A. for 3 years last seen going into Lintons and disappearing in a red flash. Brave souls, valiant heros...IAWT
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Post by ratman on Dec 17, 2010 10:52:56 GMT
ps thought id start this wee thread for you clown i could see how much the lack of posting was getting to you
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Post by pele10 on Dec 17, 2010 11:23:56 GMT
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Post by ratman on Dec 17, 2010 11:49:33 GMT
lol...i just found this footage of artur on youtube...
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Post by topofthetownclown on Dec 17, 2010 16:23:29 GMT
Why thank you rat-man,i was also interested in applyin to become a member of this galiant force as i feel i would have a lot to offer and wld also be willing to lend my services as a personal bodyguard to the great man in question whenever it is needed!!!!!!!!
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Post by ratman on Dec 17, 2010 16:43:04 GMT
no problem clown get yourself down to waveney youth club this christmas day, 1pm. Have you any military experience?
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Post by topofthetownclown on Dec 17, 2010 17:52:33 GMT
Yes ratman im currently the army general and head of all military operations of the well renouned D.A.A.I.T.N.G and am game as tony the tiger so nothing phases the clown
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Post by mrfish on Mar 23, 2011 18:41:54 GMT
This Christmas Day marks the 5 year anniversary of the Arthur McClean Freedom Fighters, when so many brave men stepped forward in defiance of the Arthur haters. Some have laid down their lives, others have sacrificed their livelihoods, all have served gloriously in the name of Arthur. As we meet this Christmas day in Waveney youth club to eat our Christmas fish suppers from the Dolphin off our commerative Arthur McClean plates,and drink our lucozade sport from our Arthur McClean cups, lets take a moment to remember men like Mr Fish, lost one November night on the Moat Road, his remains never to be recovered. Men like becks23, M.I.A. for 3 years last seen going into Lintons and disappearing in a red flash. Brave souls, valiant heros...IAWT Mayday Mayday, Agent Ratman, this is Fishington, do you copy??? I'm currently stuck under the bridge at the Ecos Centre on a rubber dingy made from used balloons with a special glue I found scattered in the Kaiser's bedroom moments before I bailed for me life. They were everywhere. The Fashion police, the Child Protection Agency and even James Henry with a few stiffs all closed in, McClean took one winda and I another. The last I seen of him was his black rubber plimsole's disappearing over the moat hill, head first hanging out of a wheelie bin. I took a deep satisfying breath knowing he was ok before heading myself in the direction of Ballykeel. I hitched a lift on the rear of Terry The Toothpick's two wheel drive and he left me aff at the back of the cinema, I blew me balloons up, stuck them together with the sticky glue and took aff down the river behind the army barracks. It was soon after I started tasting cheese, can't remember eating macaroni!! Send a crew to rescue me, wee Kruggs has the ears for an air search and we can use Clown's laptop to home in on me using Google Maps, I think one of his mates is using it.... OVER!!! |
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Post by mrfish on Mar 24, 2011 0:09:36 GMT
Problem.... At around 6:30pm I anchored up the vessel and hopped ashore to relieve myself of a rather large jobby on some shubbery to the rear of the Ecos Center. I wiped me archie with a dockin leaf and returned to port only to discover some wee hures from Ballykeel had hijacked me boat...  Wee kunts!!! My life is now in the hands of the AMCFF!!! |
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Post by pele10 on Mar 24, 2011 10:36:49 GMT
LT. SideBurn to Capt.Fish.... Fish, we were worried that you have been taken captive and a POW shrine was created on the Moat Hill beside the Climbing Frame and Swing Set. Glad to hear you are still with us. Its been quiet. We have tapped into the CCTV at the Ecos centre...firstly, stop beating the crap outta them waines...we dont need another 'situation' in the AMCFF. 2 Sierras are on their way to pick you up....we have the Fashion Police tipped off that Mo Telford is up running around the waveney pitches again, the Child Protection Agency has been alerted that Kenny Neilly is in the Fairhill getting a much needed 25 "cup of coffee break" and we have told James Henry that a bus load of pensioners is being driven by Michael Maybin, so he is following them in case he is needed...  Hide in the bushes until we get there...the driver will sound the horn to the theme of Die-Hard.....this is your cue!! God-Speed Comrade Fish!! |
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Post by mrfish on Mar 25, 2011 22:47:06 GMT
LT. SideBurn to Capt.Fish.... Fish, we were worried that you have been taken captive and a POW shrine was created on the Moat Hill beside the Climbing Frame and Swing Set. Glad to hear you are still with us. Its been quiet. We have tapped into the CCTV at the Ecos centre...firstly, stop beating the crap outta them waines...we dont need another 'situation' in the AMCFF. 2 Sierras are on their way to pick you up....we have the Fashion Police tipped off that Mo Telford is up running around the waveney pitches again, the Child Protection Agency has been alerted that Kenny Neilly is in the Fairhill getting a much needed 25 "cup of coffee break" and we have told James Henry that a bus load of pensioners is being driven by Michael Maybin, so he is following them in case he is needed... Hide in the bushes until we get there...the driver will sound the horn to the theme of Die-Hard.....this is your cue!! God-Speed Comrade Fish!! (All good but my favourite was defo the bus load at the hands of Maybin....Quality!!!! ;D ;D) Waited for two days and 1 night (in that order) in the bush to the rear of the Bridge facing the motorway.....no Sierra. I disguised myself as a tree but got fed up with dogs pishing on me leg...  So I jumped on board a passing motorboat heading to Curls captained by a man named Sherman who had a load of gear to sell to the folks at Camerons Warehouse.... Organise a meeting pronto, possibly a BBQ Night out at Curls, I'm still dressed as a tree... |
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Post by mrfish on Apr 8, 2011 16:47:43 GMT
Met a load of asylum seekers sneaking over the Braid river so I struck up a deal with them.....They stand, single file, in a position of my choice and I won't hand them in to the local authorities. I assembled them, climbed a massive tree and took a picture which I now send FAO Col. Ratman.  I.A.W.T |
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Post by mrfish on Jun 1, 2012 23:00:02 GMT
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Post by notdoitwhenu90 on Jun 2, 2012 10:04:26 GMT
Main man on tv! Attachments:
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Post by mrfish on Jun 2, 2012 11:47:23 GMT
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