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Post by ratman on Dec 9, 2010 17:28:58 GMT
Lads, time for the whipround for Arthurs Cgristmas prezzie, flym a piece on Saturday or at the next AMcFF fundraiser, Waveney Youth Club on Saturday fortnight. Please choose an option of what to buy him...
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Post by topofthetownclown on Dec 9, 2010 17:49:12 GMT
The tracksuit/shirt tie combo def needs a update ;D ;D
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Post by Muffin Man on Dec 9, 2010 18:32:15 GMT
I went for the old Steven Seagull boxset, but you could add New pair of Asics trainers to the list, seen him wheeling some aul doll round the tower centre the other day and the wee grey/silver numbers he had on were in bad shape  |
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Post by pele10 on Dec 10, 2010 9:33:07 GMT
My vote goes for the 100ml bottle of Brut.
I was in the Kaisers kane one night, and big Mitty (or Mitt-Dawg as he is known to the AMCFF) went into the Kaisers room. When in there, I heard Arfur shout:
"Ahh, go on ye Brut ye!!!"
He mustve been putting on the Aftershave and it was maybe stinging a wee bit.......but he came out with a massive smile on his face....
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Post by ratman on Dec 10, 2010 11:07:39 GMT
Also lads, in honour of our late comrade, Volunteer Mr 'Michael' Fish, the planned Christmas night out to Vortex has been cancelled. However, the annual meeting will convene at Waveney Youth Club, 1pm on Saturday 25th December. Refreshments will be provided.
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Post by pele10 on Dec 10, 2010 12:27:57 GMT
A Memorial Service will be held in honour of our falling comrade....
theboatman...aka Chesney....Will perform a rendition of Madonnas Dont cry for me Argentina, aptly renamed "Dont cry for me Argen-Tuna".
Arthur will then make his speech at 3pm on 25th Decemeber, which will be broadcast to the 'Moat Road Massive'....Sky Channel is 'BangBabes' in relation to the Fishsters favourite tv show.
Ratman will then hold a short walk around the Waveney playing pitches where we will chase some wee coves from the fields as we know they will be out in their new scramblers / quads. (Also known as the tradional dance "Waine-Snatching").
Ratman will also perform the newly formed art of 'Dibley-ing' to the crowds.
Everyone welcome...
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Post by Mitty on Dec 10, 2010 12:39:56 GMT
My vote goes for the 100ml bottle of Brut. I was in the Kaisers kane one night, and big Mitty (or Mitt-Dawg as he is known to the AMCFF) went into the Kaisers room. When in there, I heard Arfur shout: "Ahh, go on ye Brut ye!!!" He mustve been putting on the Aftershave and it was maybe stinging a wee bit.......but he came out with a massive smile on his face.... f**ker told me all the rooms in his crib were soundproof  The one thing he doesnt need is a camcorder, he has at least one in each room, sometimes ive even found hidden ones. He must really like CCTV. |
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Post by topofthetownclown on Dec 16, 2010 19:21:28 GMT
No f**king posts on the whole div 3 board was doing my tits in so here u go arthur merry fecking christmas ho ho ho  |
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Post by ratman on Dec 23, 2010 12:28:41 GMT
Happy Christmas Arfur we salute you... Attachments:
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Post by topofthetownclown on Dec 23, 2010 12:54:17 GMT
Hahahahaha madman!!!!!!
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Post by ratman on Dec 23, 2010 14:18:33 GMT
thats the votes all counted and i was up at McGroggans at lunch there and got arfurs present...thanks for all your donations, and see you at the waveney this saturday 1pm sharp Attachments:
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Post by Baby PJ on Dec 23, 2010 22:01:28 GMT
Happy Christmas Arfur we salute you... ;D ;D haha that is the best 1 if seen yet on here!!! top class mister rat!!! i think that beats any fish poem!!!  ;D |
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Post by pele10 on Jan 10, 2011 14:32:43 GMT
thats the votes all counted and i was up at McGroggans at lunch there and got arfurs present...thanks for all your donations, and see you at the waveney this saturday 1pm sharp Just an update on how the Service went on Christmas day. Arthur loved the pressie bought for him by the AMCFF / DADOA group. Special mention to Ratman for getting a 20% discount from Mcgroggans, as well as a quarter of Wine Gums as a treat for the lads. Rumours were circulating that the supposed 'fallen' comrade, Mr "Lietenant" Fish, is actually not 'fallen' at all, as a skinnier version was spotted strutting up the Cushendall Road with a set of ear-phones in chanting: "Gonna get Goram, Gonna get Goram" If anyone knows of his whereabouts, please email: bringfishbacktousasthereisnocraicwithouthim@arthurmclean.com |
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Post by ratman on Jan 18, 2011 14:57:48 GMT
got this photo from the dinner leds, arthur and a couple of bits of fanny... Attachments:
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Post by pele10 on Jan 18, 2011 15:35:32 GMT
That was taken just before he broke that donars arm for chatting back to Arthur and wearing a bikini top -- he doesnt like them.....
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Post by mrfish on Nov 21, 2011 12:25:31 GMT
Happy Christmas Arfur we salute you... Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Best post I've seen...quality!!!  |
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Post by mrfish on Nov 21, 2011 12:27:55 GMT
So what's the ideas this year gents?
I was thinking we could get him a new Tie for the League Dinner...depending what site ye visit you can aquire some real beauties....some are spelt different from the traditional Tie method we use here, some sites spell it Thai but as I say, some real crackers!!
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Post by ratman on Nov 21, 2011 12:59:36 GMT
arfur has been known to sport the occasional pin badge! i was at a funeral couple of months back and he turned up in a blazer with a Ballymena Youth League u16 patch on it, it had absolutely no relevance at all...so maybe a Ballymena Youth League u16 pin badge? I think you can get them aff the wee football stall at the fairhill market?
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Post by Muffin Man on Nov 21, 2011 14:47:33 GMT
So what's the ideas this year gents? ! Iv came up with this wee idea lads, perfect wee pressie for the Great Man. This will keep his beautiful flowing locks dry in these wintery conditions and the glasses will act as a disguise, as there's still a hit out The Kaiser, he cant watch the games at dunfane anymore cause Ernie steel the sticks and Bobby faith has warned him they will bate the crap outta him with bamboo canes and rubber hatchets if they see him prouling round the wimpy, on the plus side he has his 2 hands free to fend off these would be attackers and rub the groins of any poor soul that happens to pick up an injury. All hail King Arfur ;D Attachments:
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Post by mrfish on Nov 21, 2011 16:57:35 GMT
Great work fella's, the ideas are flying... I hear though sadly Arthur had a little accident down at the Leisure Centre about an hour ago. Apparently he slipped and banged his hole... I asked the new life guard what happened and he replied....  |
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Post by ratman on Nov 21, 2011 17:26:55 GMT
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Post by pele on Nov 21, 2011 17:54:35 GMT
hahahaha what a street and just off arfur road too ;D
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Post by mrfish on Nov 22, 2011 13:59:44 GMT
Never mind Arthur...the entire movement should move to this street...Wonder is there any executive houses?? |
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Post by ratman on Nov 22, 2011 15:31:45 GMT
not sure fisher, but if we buy one between us we could use this wee firm of solicitors... www.arthurmclean.ie |
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Post by mrfish on Nov 23, 2011 12:41:58 GMT
not sure fisher, but if we buy one between us we could use this wee firm of solicitors... www.arthurmclean.ieThat's a smashing idea Sir Rat-a-tat-tat.... We'll send some foot soldiers out to canvas local areas to identify a suitable property. And because they are foot soldiers no one can give them a lift. We'll have to get a reinforced back door in as we know how prone the Kaiser is to smashing them in. And another thing, Agent Muffinman can only be allowed to live in the right hand side of the house as he's merely rank and file....don't want him thinking he's a left tennant.... |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2011 22:05:18 GMT
not sure fisher, but if we buy one between us we could use this wee firm of solicitors... www.arthurmclean.ieAnd another thing, Agent Muffinman can only be allowed to live in the right hand side of the house as he's merely rank and file....don't want him thinking he's a left tennant.... Genius |
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Post by ratman on Nov 24, 2011 11:47:05 GMT
haha the oul left tenants are wile man. Was doing a wee experiment in my shed last night working on arfurs present, a new fragrance. I mixed one part old spice, 2 parts brut, 1 part deep heat and one part lidament. Smells beautiful, eau d'arfur...
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Post by mrfish on Nov 24, 2011 12:16:04 GMT
haha the oul left tenants are wile man. Was doing a wee experiment in my shed last night working on arfurs present, a new fragrance. I mixed one part old spice, 2 parts brut, 1 part deep heat and one part lidament. Smells beautiful, eau d'arfur... Excellent!!! Some scents have been created in yer famous shed!!! ;D I was thinking too, we could add one droplet of juice from the Kaiser's ball jar, soaked in one of his handy andy's, into each bottle of the new scent....we could call it "Dirty Brut"... |
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Post by mrfish on Nov 24, 2011 12:21:45 GMT
Also, on the location search....
Foot Soldiers have been deployed, on foot, to the area around Gino Casuals shop in Ballymena to see if there's any space for Arthur's new HQ...
The location came to light when Arthur was heard telling his top brass that "there's nothing quite like a moderately sized semi up Bryan Street"...
I.A.W.T
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Post by ratman on Nov 24, 2011 12:34:01 GMT
haha the oul left tenants are wile man. Was doing a wee experiment in my shed last night working on arfurs present, a new fragrance. I mixed one part old spice, 2 parts brut, 1 part deep heat and one part lidament. Smells beautiful, eau d'arfur... Excellent!!! Some scents have been created in yer famous shed!!! ;D I was thinking too, we could add one droplet of juice from the Kaiser's ball jar, soaked in one of his handy andy's, into each bottle of the new scent....we could call it "Dirty Brut"... hahahahahaha id forgot about arthurs ball jar.... |
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