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Post by pele on Aug 21, 2006 17:53:45 GMT
Big micky 'shrek' king has retired and has now moved into the gaffer roll hes takin B.U.F.C 16'S
He'll bring alot of new fitness ideas like hittin nobel before the match on a sat that always brought out the best in him ;D ;D
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Post by solskjaer on Aug 21, 2006 20:23:44 GMT
Holy Feck!!! My young boys career will never recover if this is true.It will be kellys after training on a wednesday night to micky shows them how to pull and drink loads a pints ,Friday nights in the countryman on the slotties and the beer ,Nobel saturday morning 20 peice fry then time for a few nutmegs.Also how did he pass his driving test seen him with the R plates up how does he get both his belly and big head in a car?
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Post by gentile on Aug 21, 2006 22:49:06 GMT
Just hope those young whippersnappers listen when he reads the team out, wouldn't want one of them to put the wrong jersey on  |
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Post by 50pence on Aug 23, 2006 17:42:37 GMT
i hear the bigman got his coaching badge off e-bay, the only reason he has took over the sky blues u16 is so he gets free into watch the big team, if his coaching skills is like his golf god help them? hes trying to get noble for sponsership
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Post by becks23 on Aug 24, 2006 10:42:45 GMT
my first memory of micky is wen i first signed 4 penarol at the tender age of 17. i was still a virgin and shy and quiet. espically around the outspoken mickey 'boltneck' king. but he took me under his wing and i followed him to the grouse many a sat. the first of many stories he told me about he sexual encounters, wer the time he was 'buckin' some doll in the mens room in lush one sat. her head was down the toilet and he was holding the door shut with his free hand. ther was a few knocks on the door, so he finished himself off and left her in ther.
my eyes wer opened to a whole new world. i felt like i had became a man. id like to thank mickey for the experiences he shared with me on the sat afternoons in the ladysmith. i would sit in silence and listen to his tales of drunkeness and blow jobs in various nightclubs with beautiful young ladies.
nicky your 2 young boys are in good hands, no need to worry
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Post by 50pence on Aug 24, 2006 17:03:26 GMT
king can u get me free tickets on the 29th to the ballymena man city match, they had to move the match from wed nite to tues so micky cud get to kellys
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Post by pele on Aug 24, 2006 17:22:18 GMT
I thought they moved it cause there were sortin out the food issue for big kingo
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Post by 50pence on Aug 24, 2006 17:25:26 GMT
yes think they are having a special deal on the fully loaded meals at kfc
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Post by becks23 on Aug 25, 2006 10:05:37 GMT
also ace fixings have ordered two special sized bolts for the big man. they should be here in time for tues.
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Post by gentile on Aug 25, 2006 13:50:06 GMT
Will he require a suit for matchdays? maybe becks could help him out there, eh pele  |
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Post by harryhill on Aug 25, 2006 17:04:09 GMT
yeah becks could lend him his boxing day o kane cup final suit saying demesne dont get to many finals!!
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Post by becks23 on Aug 27, 2006 11:40:44 GMT
id lend him it, but dont think it would fit. also ive that suit framed n up on my wall after my superb performance at the okane cup final that year
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Post by gentile on Aug 27, 2006 13:43:50 GMT
id lend him it, but dont think it would fit. also ive that suit framed n up on my wall after my superb performance at the okane cup final that year from wot i remember u didnt put a foot wrong  |
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Post by pele on Aug 27, 2006 16:53:57 GMT
id lend him it, but dont think it would fit. also ive that suit framed n up on my wall after my superb performance at the okane cup final that year Yes the orange's were delicious at half time ;D ;D |
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Post by harryhill on Aug 27, 2006 17:15:48 GMT
how would u know pele sure u had seen the red card by half time lol!
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Post by pele on Aug 27, 2006 17:25:00 GMT
how would u know pele sure u had seen the red card by half time lol! Disgraceful decision!!!!  |
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Post by becks23 on Aug 28, 2006 12:02:25 GMT
not like pele to get sent off or get injured or something
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Post by pele on Nov 20, 2006 11:42:26 GMT
Talkin to big bolt neck the other nite he was obviously on the beer in the grouse but some breakin news comeback is on the cards!!
He will be returnin after xmas he said doset want to start now as there will be some too much delicous food over the festive period!!
What a player the legend king!!
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Post by becks23 on Nov 22, 2006 0:03:43 GMT
this news has made my day. wat a man. long live the king!
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Post by ratman on Nov 22, 2006 14:59:31 GMT
Are youse talking about davy king?
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Post by pele on Nov 22, 2006 18:46:52 GMT
Are youse talking about davy king?[/quote No sir where talkin about nobels best fry up buyer michael 'nutmeg' king |
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Post by ratman on Nov 23, 2006 11:43:15 GMT
I saw the wee man from cullybackey that stands up the nobles alleyway taking a piss the other day in full view of church street. Mod lanyard. Cold day...aye,great day for a wee cup of tea...oh aye....
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Post by pele on Nov 23, 2006 13:56:51 GMT
I saw the wee man from cullybackey that stands up the nobles alleyway taking a piss the other day in full view of church street. Mod lanyard. Cold day...aye,great day for a wee cup of tea...oh aye.... ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by becks23 on Nov 23, 2006 15:36:05 GMT
that cove used to own the spar in cullybackey b4 leaonard wiseman stroked him in a game of texas holdem.
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Post by pele on Nov 23, 2006 15:52:34 GMT
Boyd Black must be runnin the ship out there now seen him in the times he won an award for the best kept green grocer counter!!
Had a cracker green spar body warmer on too
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Post by becks23 on Nov 23, 2006 16:04:29 GMT
boydy has the best set of plums in co. antrim, that is a fact. ive seen n tasted them, very sweet n juicy. also he always makes me feel very special wen i call in. he says im his best customer
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