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Post by bigugo on Nov 3, 2009 20:35:49 GMT
Clough village has more stories than emmerdale farm....
Cloughs very own w****rs:
Jimmy 'fat ten billys' rock
Then we have mccloy...le sulk
member number one of team upper body megaw
the mouthy one jonathon rice
the superb captain fantastic mark kerr
pappa no committment stewartie
the wannabe team upper body fat mcroberts
were do we start the, the managers son, the traffic cone, the shining becoan harty
the one and only jedward jordy leighton
fat and the turning circle of the hss mcneill
the founding member of team upper body, brian freedman, the hulk cameron
Subs
sir bokes alot, pigeon chest, edgerton
harsh not to be in this starting line-up, russel craig
the tall one phill the hill
not the full shilling kenneth grahem
the committed one ricky mcmaster
the australian beer foster
if u need a haircut and want a spin in an audi tt he is your man david sloan
the manager and jack dingle the maestro that is james cowboy gregg
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Post by kylio7 on Nov 3, 2009 20:44:06 GMT
Sir 'hate the training' mark kerr
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Post by kylio7 on Nov 3, 2009 20:45:11 GMT
ps. egerton... five wanks a day, dirt bag
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Post by Chicharito 14 on Nov 3, 2009 21:54:10 GMT
not likin the jedward nickname captain 'never goes to trainin' kerr lol
p.s. wat about sloan??
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Post by duncandisorderly on Nov 3, 2009 23:45:38 GMT
if dormans had a football team sloan would be captain. Never out of the place. Also a comment has to be made about sloans hairdressers car
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Post by jonnymcc on Nov 4, 2009 0:05:57 GMT
Kyles like that fat fcker paddy.
Ur like chris tate with ur thom knees kerr
Mark " plentyoffish.com" eggerton
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Post by duncandisorderly on Nov 4, 2009 0:26:35 GMT
what about this cloughs got talent night. Are we going?
I hear the Cowboy is singing Ferghal Sharkey. We'll have to get up and do something, I suggest Chumbawumba- i get knocked down. Would raise the roof.
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Post by duncandisorderly on Nov 4, 2009 0:31:16 GMT
Also, Team UpperBody are singing earth song by Michael Jackson. They've the industrial sized fans for special effects just like mj's video.
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Post by jonnymcc on Nov 4, 2009 1:06:30 GMT
Winner of cloughs got talent gets a free styling session at Sloaners Salon
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Post by bigugo on Nov 4, 2009 11:58:19 GMT
kyles heartbroken he still hasnt been approached to be a member of team upper body and with a free haircut as the main prize he is desperate to win this cloughs got talent
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Post by Chicharito 14 on Nov 4, 2009 12:00:50 GMT
kyle and kerr could be the northern irish version of john and edward  |
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Post by harty on Nov 4, 2009 12:20:18 GMT
Where's chada and reggie?? Maybe you didn't want to include them for fear of being left out??  ;D |
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Post by jonnymcc on Nov 4, 2009 14:37:56 GMT
Where's chada and reggie?? Maybe you didn't want to include them for fear of being left out?? ;D Reggie turned up late or he would have been in it |
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Post by egertonm on Nov 7, 2009 3:23:14 GMT
Jonathon 'waken the estate with his horrendously loud boking vocals' McAfee. Magroberts 10 wanks
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Post by harty on Nov 30, 2009 14:49:05 GMT
Just read this thread again. Its top notch. ;D ;D
where do Laird, Clive and Simpo fit in to the regime?
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Post by jonnymcc on Nov 30, 2009 15:05:09 GMT
Simpo = Jens Lehman
Clive= Willo flood
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Post by bigugo on Nov 30, 2009 15:06:04 GMT
ten bellys has to leave and replaced by the only ballymena fan in ballymena simpson
laird the wannabe hairdresser after sloan
and clive the little rodent douglas
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Post by fatneill11 on Nov 30, 2009 15:57:28 GMT
McCloys two were the worst ever names givin to man!
Philip Simpson- Dave beasant
Clive douglas- Danny Higinbotham
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Post by jonnymcc on Nov 30, 2009 15:59:23 GMT
Better than what youve come up with jellytits
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Post by Mitty on Nov 30, 2009 16:00:23 GMT
Sorry to disrupt your clough village stories, but i take it phil simpson and laird law are new clough recruits. At the least the role of clough village idiot will be taken up by young simpson  |
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Post by fatneill11 on Nov 30, 2009 16:03:49 GMT
2 great recruits! Just what we have needed,a team to fear now
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Post by goram on Nov 30, 2009 16:08:07 GMT
i disagree. one gd signing. laird. that keeper is 2small . our first goal on sat . big rock would have dealt way it no p.
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Post by harty on Nov 30, 2009 16:14:35 GMT
Thought Phillip was faultless other than the first goal.
Think he can be excused considering it was his debut and he was only getting his bearings.
Bonkers kicking was terrible on Saturday and on another day could have cost yous. Faultless Keepers aren't easy come by.
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Post by Mitty on Nov 30, 2009 16:17:33 GMT
Sorry to disrupt your clough village stories, but i take it phil simpson and laird law are new clough recruits. At the least the role of clough village idiot will be taken up by young simpson
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Post by harty on Nov 30, 2009 16:19:11 GMT
Have you a stutter Mitty?? |
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Post by Mitty on Nov 30, 2009 16:21:36 GMT
Faultless Keepers aren't easy come by. says who ;D  Thought it was so good I had to say it twice Harty |
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Post by harty on Nov 30, 2009 16:30:41 GMT
Faultless Keepers aren't easy come by. says who ;D Thought it was so good I had to say it twice Harty No doubt the errors will be flowing in our first meeting. |
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Post by Mitty on Nov 30, 2009 16:43:51 GMT
:Ddont worry simpo learned from the best |
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Post by goram on Nov 30, 2009 16:47:14 GMT
bonkers kicking was s**t . apart frm that he did well. good goalies r hard cum bye . . . he wil do a job for u harty. will jimmy b back?
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Post by bigugo on Nov 30, 2009 19:32:55 GMT
big rock has retired from the game, nobels is the place to see him on a sat morning now
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