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Post by gers08 on Sept 9, 2010 16:27:51 GMT
mower i hear u can find u outside nursery school on most days.... wee mower gliter..
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Post by mrfish on Sept 9, 2010 16:41:48 GMT
Is Mower a Gliter well that's what Gers said,
In this forum riot someone could end up dead,
Cos just like me the Mower loves a scran,
And eat aff his plate he becomes wee Jackie Chan,
So Gers beware and no matter what you do,
Be weary of the Mower as this story is true,
He's a master of war so give him no lip,
And whatever you do don't touch his gravy chip....
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Post by gers08 on Sept 9, 2010 16:43:38 GMT
lol cracker fish.....
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Post by mrfish on Sept 9, 2010 17:41:22 GMT
There's a man at Broadway called Philip Lynn,
For God to create such a specimen is an awful sin,
If ye don't pass him the ball he gets himself in a tizzy,
Then goes home and croaks his poor ma Lizzy,
His teeth are green and he drives folk dotty,
And his big long face is awful spotty....
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Post by thelawnmowerman on Sept 10, 2010 12:08:44 GMT
Well Where the f**k is the fat Cat,
I forum member a f**king big pratt,
If you have ever seen him the front or back,
You'd swear to f**k that he was the Ref father Jack
Im only going Cat, you not a bad man,
But you still need fitted with a Gastric band,
Short, fat, round and balding too,
You roll for miles with one boot from a shoe.
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Post by COCO on Sept 10, 2010 13:05:10 GMT
his name is clown and lives far far away,hes still in the closet but we no hes gay,hes for planet love to get out of his tree,they say hes the saviour of his 1 true love northend,but for that big runny snout there is no mend!!!!
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Post by mrfish on Sept 10, 2010 13:10:04 GMT
his name is clown and lives far far away,hes still in the closet but we no hes gay,hes for planet love to get out of his tree,they say hes the saviour of his 1 true love northend,but for that big runny snout there is no mend!!!! Yeeeeeeeoooooooooow!!!!! Big Clown getting it from all angles today!!! ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by topofthetownclown on Sept 10, 2010 13:11:01 GMT
not bad coco but not that good either  |
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Post by topofthetownclown on Sept 10, 2010 13:16:15 GMT
With his gleaming orange locks
he quite fond of the cocks
getting to close wld feel like a sauna
he knws fine rightly i dogged his sister donna
then wiped my load all over his socks!!!
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Post by mrfish on Sept 10, 2010 13:49:12 GMT
With his gleaming orange locks he quite fond of the cocks getting to close wld feel like a sauna he knws fine rightly i dogged his sister donna then wiped my load all over his socks!!! LMAO, there's a real disgusting beauty to those rhymes Clown!! ;D ;D |
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Post by TheCat on Sept 10, 2010 14:40:28 GMT
Now I'll tell you a story about a man called Mower
He moves like a bus, but a whole lot slower
Now Mowerman is big, a hell of a heap
Cos when that guy backs up he begins to Beep
You reckon Im bald and a slap head too
But i have to admit that its some way true
Cos im losing my hair chord by chord
Ask your wife for it back, cos its on her headboard
You weigh 14 stone I think your having a geg
Try to weigh yourself with the other f**kin leg
Boom Boom ....bang bang ....what is that sound
It mower warming up... his ass hitting the ground
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Post by COCO on Sept 10, 2010 14:52:54 GMT
from a very early age it was clear to see,that the snottery box who's known as big b,he spent all his time goin threw gearldines purce,he knew if he was caught he'd end up in a hurse,but with nial and brian always keeping dick,gearldine never noticed a trick,oh why did you turn that kleenex sponsor down,is it cause your thick or cause your a clown,i'l put a stop to this now before it gets out of hand,im sorry to say your the biggest queer in the land
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Post by 2left feet on Sept 10, 2010 15:19:03 GMT
Now I'll tell you a story about a man called Mower He moves like a bus, but a whole lot slower Now Mowerman is big, a hell of a heap Cos when that guy backs up he begins to Beep You reckon Im bald and a slap head too But i have to admit that its some way true Cos im losing my hair chord by chord Ask your wife for it back, cos its on her headboard good come back lmao ;D ;D ;D You weigh 14 stone I think your having a geg Try to weigh yourself with the other f**kin leg Boom Boom ....bang bang ....what is that sound It mower warming up... his ass hitting the ground good come back ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by topofthetownclown on Dec 6, 2010 16:39:51 GMT
Going to liven this place up again so dont take it personally if u get a touch ;D ;D
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Post by topofthetownclown on Dec 6, 2010 16:46:20 GMT
He thinks he's a badass for his short little ban
we all know the clown just aint a fan
he was caught in the kneebreakers snorting at meth
im sure uve guessed its my old m8 jeff
im begging for a comeback plz if u can!!!!
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Post by topofthetownclown on Dec 6, 2010 16:58:58 GMT
there is a cove named big katie
who used to be big weedo's m8y
but both have fell out over a silly little battle
wee junior lay waiting playin with his rattle
cause im takin his sister out on a datey!!!!!
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Post by topofthetownclown on Dec 6, 2010 17:03:44 GMT
I heard a wee story about lenny and a mate
in edinburgh they decided they'd go for a date
over a cowboy supper things got silly
bungle got excited put pulled out his willy
they both got it on as lenny knew it was fate!!!!
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Post by Jeff on Dec 6, 2010 17:45:24 GMT
I would give credit if it were due but these are just s**te lol
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Post by topofthetownclown on Dec 10, 2012 21:35:10 GMT
Again bumface
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