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Post by topofthetownclown on Sept 3, 2010 14:06:51 GMT
lads here we go get a bit of good slagging goin, a limerick i a small 5 lined verse i shall start proceedings
there once a boy called fish
who's y fronts were always stained with pish
he used to wear specs
and was also fond of the cakes
and his ma still cuts his hair with a dish!!!!
keep them coming lads
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Post by topofthetownclown on Sept 3, 2010 14:11:45 GMT
i know a man called pele
his mates say his feet r f**king smelly
he has curly hair
but his donor doesnt care
and his idol is that perv r.kelly!!!!
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Post by topofthetownclown on Sept 3, 2010 14:15:28 GMT
i know a goalkeeper called mitty
his trunks r always s**tty
he's the original michelin man
but should b threw in the bann
and he loves to suck his mammy's titty!!!
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Post by topofthetownclown on Sept 3, 2010 14:19:35 GMT
have u heard of that big fella duck
who's known to b common as muck
he manage's the thistle
with his wee pink whistle
and to be honest who give's a f**k!!!
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Post by topofthetownclown on Sept 3, 2010 14:23:56 GMT
mower now he is from larne
i hear he lives in a barn
he loves kfc
shagging rats by the sea
and is thinking clown why r u slagging me!!!
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Post by topofthetownclown on Sept 3, 2010 15:22:25 GMT
he plays right back for the saints
he'd finger your bum to he faints
he's known as wee lenny
looks like big slenny
and he's the lovechild of mad mary and jim kenny!!!!!
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Post by mrfish on Sept 3, 2010 21:56:56 GMT
The man they call the topofthetownclown
Was caught one day with his trousers down
He thought he was partying up in Slane
But was chewing the head of himself down Fairhill Lane
But he grabbed his moblie all of a sudden
And text all the Northend buys to get rid of McCrudden.....
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Post by mrfish on Sept 3, 2010 22:01:31 GMT
Someone causing a stir was KJP
We know his Identity and let slip to big B
Big B pretended he thought we were lying
And proceeded to start his auld crying
The ginger called Lyness sat back with a grin
As he knew against Big B he'd always win...
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Post by mrfish on Sept 3, 2010 22:04:34 GMT
A wee man from Carnlough goes by the name Dingle
Was out with the sheep when he started to tingle
He wondered what it was and undid his zip
And his sausage slipped out onto a sheep's lip
Well for that wee sheep the writing was on the walls
And for wee Dingle his first wooly set of balls
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Post by mrfish on Sept 3, 2010 22:08:08 GMT
Wee jnr88 from the famous girl band
Had a brief managerial career that got slightly out of hand
For much like Butlers runny nose being elongated
joe's forty was getting folk relegated
He's no Brad Pitt or even Charlie Sheen
But is one of the greatest Benson's that I have ever seen
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Post by thelawnmowerman on Sept 9, 2010 9:42:43 GMT
There's a rare looking guy called Kieran,
Who loves to be given a good rearin',
He wakes up in a slumber,
Bucks himself with a Cucumber,
Cause he's Ballymena's biggest Bum lover.
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Post by thelawnmowerman on Sept 9, 2010 9:44:09 GMT
Just noticed this thread. topofthe twonclown.....................what have you started.....lol.
Where is Daffy when you need him. lol.
Here clown have you read the fireworks for sale thread? Its a belter for a bit of rapping an stuff! lol
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Post by thelawnmowerman on Sept 9, 2010 12:13:54 GMT
Well Pele and Fish are head mods, and are now acting like a couple of ...........................oh wait, bettter not. Ill start again.   |
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Post by thelawnmowerman on Sept 9, 2010 12:17:31 GMT
Well Im the fattest big f**ker you'll get, and on it, money I'll bet, or am I just talking some pish, for look at the size of Mr Fish maybe hes the fatest you'll get!  |
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Post by topofthetownclown on Sept 9, 2010 12:22:04 GMT
Just noticed this thread. topofthe twonclown.....................what have you started.....lol. Where is Daffy when you need him. lol. Here clown have you read the fireworks for sale thread? Its a belter for a bit of rapping an stuff! lol just started reading it mower some funny s**t on it goina have 2 add my own little masterpieces to it shortly  |
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Post by thelawnmowerman on Sept 9, 2010 12:22:53 GMT
The worst team in the league is called Inver,
and to them promotion will always be never,
an embarrassment to Larne,
and I mean them no harm,
For we'll always wave down upon them.
C'mon Moonkat where are you?
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Post by topofthetownclown on Sept 9, 2010 12:28:18 GMT
this fella goes by the name gers08
his sister has been his only date
Now the clown is his biggest fear
and we all know the c**t is a queer
so il let him get home to his sister and pretend to us all he's straight!!!
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Post by thelawnmowerman on Sept 9, 2010 12:59:07 GMT
that lad on here called gers08,
posts like a bebo degenerate,
he's walks in a flute band,
with his wee cock in his hand,
and thinks he is the main man.
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Post by topofthetownclown on Sept 9, 2010 13:06:16 GMT
There is a guy called Bumface,
Who's love life is a disgrace,
For he acted a clown,
Got caught with pants down,
and now has got a divorce.
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Post by LENNY on Sept 9, 2010 13:07:39 GMT
There is a guy called Bumface, Who's love life is a disgrace, For he acted a clown, Got caught with pants down, and now has got a divorce. lol |
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Post by thelawnmowerman on Sept 9, 2010 13:08:20 GMT
There is a guy called Bumface, Who's love life is a disgrace, For he acted a clown, Got caught with pants down, and now has got a divorce. LOL x2 |
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Post by thelawnmowerman on Sept 9, 2010 13:11:36 GMT
Well Bremner should come with the sign "wide load"
and once reads this is sure to explode,
it will be such a mess,
with him in distress,
and yellow cards given out be the load.
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Post by gers08 on Sept 9, 2010 13:32:52 GMT
lawnmowerman u do no a while lot abt bebo.. theres def sumfing gliter about you leave those kids on alone u...
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Post by TheCat on Sept 9, 2010 13:36:17 GMT
Not all this again........well alrite then.......
There once was a young man called 'Mower
Who's been labelled a s**t tunnel goer
For he lies on his back
Shovelling pies down his neck
Jacking off to a picture of Bremner!
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Post by COCO on Sept 9, 2010 13:38:14 GMT
gers my friend u dont want to make an enemy out of mower hes a tank
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Post by TheCat on Sept 9, 2010 13:40:17 GMT
Aye....a septic tank!
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Post by mrfish on Sept 9, 2010 13:45:10 GMT
The lad Mower had a trial at Inver Athletic,
He arrived at training in the colours of Celtic,
With his shorts back to front and boots on the wrong feet,
He took his usual place on the substitute seat,
He supports the Cliff,
His hair in a quiff,
And when he danders by you're sure of a whiff....
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Post by topofthetownclown on Sept 9, 2010 13:45:19 GMT
the rectory carrot top was as he was known
his bright ginger pubes were always shown
a love child of smiley and mower
wldnt mind havin his sister on the floor
im sure all she'd need was a bone!!!!
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Post by mrfish on Sept 9, 2010 13:46:16 GMT
There is a guy called Bumface, Who's love life is a disgrace, For he acted a clown, Got caught with pants down, and now has got a divorce. hahaha, wee random divorce thrown in for the craic!!! ;D ;D |
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Post by harty on Sept 9, 2010 13:47:13 GMT
oh dear they are ganging up on you mower. Maybe thats how you like it!! ;D |
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