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Post by ratman on Jul 22, 2010 15:05:22 GMT
This is an official AMcFF announcement.
CODEWORD 'MODSIERRA'
All Loyal Sons of Arthur,
Due to the forthcoming Milk Cup Tournament and the expected presence of Ayatolla McClean, all volunteers are on immediate standby as of midnight tonight. All volunteers are to report to the river at the bottom of the Raoul Moat Road where they shall be issued with Teenage Mutant Hero Turtle walkie talkies and tazer shotguns. All AMcFF Armoured Sierras will be available for designated drivers, and arthur must only be transported in convoy. We have received reports of a proposed assault from the Midulster East End Reely Koupon Army Tactical Support (MEERKATS) so be vigilant.
IAWT.
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Post by mrfish on Jul 22, 2010 16:56:59 GMT
.....Captains Log, Stars Gate....
Noted and ready Volunteer Rat. The DADAOA will congregate first at the Wimpy playing fields and partake in a quick head count before making way to your area. We'll be travelling in Pele10's BMW and after pasing him on the road in from Belfast one day I calculate our proposed travel time from 'a' to 'b' at approximately 2 hours 20 minutes....
We have sent a team of experts to the Rectory base of the MEERKATS movement to meet and nulify the threat. our brothers, Homosexuals Enjoying Rectal Bashing Sexually Leave Vaginas Seeking Male Organs (HERBS LVS MO) are currently watching the area for any MEERKAT meetings. We must deliver the Kaiser safely in the face of this threat.
I.A.W.T
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Post by pele10 on Jul 23, 2010 8:56:05 GMT
Pele10 - ready for action El-Capitan-Rat.....
The Beemer is fueled up and ready to go Lieutenant-Fish. I think you will find that on the day you passed me, I was on a 'Covert-Black-Op' for the DADAOA, investigating hot-spots along the M2 motorway for the Kaiser, for his weekend "Training activities" -- something about Doggies or Dogging -- to be honest, I dont know where he is gonna put the cones for these types of sprints, as its mostly wee hills and long grass, along with a few lay-bys....but he did mention to me:
"Demense need a good run of dogging this year...."
Anyways....
I have heard that the threat of the MEERKATS has went to "Code Red" and that they have also now joined with the 'Mount St Elite'.
The Kaiser has been updated, and is meeting with his new faction....Tactical Uniformed Nutters for Arthurs Second Company Of Vigilant Extreme Shams -- (TUNASCOVES)....
IAWT
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Post by mrfish on Jul 23, 2010 9:31:24 GMT
....noted Pele10.
I apologise for said slur on convoy wagon as I was unaware you were on Arthur Ops. That's why McClean's in the position he's in (and he's been in many!!!) he can take a young, hot footballing prospect to any random secluded layby in the Ballymena area and put them through a rigerous workout, thrusting back and forward between doggies and then to the long grass and hill session (usually up the 5 Mile) for the exercise he likes to call "uphill gardening" where the young lad pretends Arthur is a wheel barrow and pushes him up the hill holding him steadily by the inner thighs. One great aspect of this exercise, as it's a very HARD workout, is that after a few laps McClean's trousers come down with all the tugging and that gets a bit of air around the place to cool them down. Perfectly natural as it's in the woods...
Further to that I've learned that the MEERKAT group have grown worried about our brothers from HERBS LVS MO and have decided they wish to negotiate in peaceful dialogue to see if the situation can be resolved. The initial meeting is scheduled for tonight at Galgorm Castle and they will be represented by their political wing, Seductive Imagery Mainly Produces Lesbian Elf Sex (SIMPLES) who wish to partake in dialogue of a ceasefiring nature.
I.A.W.T
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Post by pele10 on Jul 27, 2010 10:23:02 GMT
RE: Codeword "MODSIERRA":
The MEERKATS and HERBSLVSMO group negotiations and talks have broken down.
A new faction has now assembled coming from the Kenvara flats on the Broughshane Road, known as the Western End Arthurian Section of Ernies Loyal Sons (WEASELS). The AMCFF and DADAOA have been informed and are taking tactical action with the Kaiser, ensuring that his safety is our number 1 priority.
All volunteers are again to be on-call and to ensure that they all have new batteries in their Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles Walkie Talkies and have charged up their tazers.
IAWT
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Post by ratman on Jul 29, 2010 9:16:28 GMT
RE: Codeword "MODSIERRA": The MEERKATS and HERBSLVSMO group negotiations and talks have broken down. A new faction has now assembled coming from the Kenvara flats on the Broughshane Road, known as the Western End Arthurian Section of Ernies Loyal Sons (WEASELS). The AMCFF and DADAOA have been informed and are taking tactical action with the Kaiser, ensuring that his safety is our number 1 priority. All volunteers are again to be on-call and to ensure that they all have new batteries in their Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles Walkie Talkies and have charged up their tazers. IAWT im not surprised by this, kenvara is a bad hole...lot of bad eggs in there... |
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Post by mrfish on Jul 30, 2010 19:11:29 GMT
.. speaking of eggs, i remember GCSE history at St Pats and 'The Battle Of Kenvara'. We learned of the Poultry Revolution of 1969 lead by the great General Dumpty and his army from the Ballygarvey Yolks who planned to bring Ballymena to a standstill over working conditions in the rectal area of the towns chickens. General Dumpty planned a mass cull starting with a load being transported by some cove O'Kane along the Broughshane Road.
However, their sordid plan was leaked and word spread to McClean Castle and, with his favourite past time involving the coking of the chicken, he decided to foil General Dumpty's plan. The two sides met at Kenvara and the eggs took an awful pasting.
To this day people celebrate this famous victory by dipping their soldiers into their eggs, marking the way Arthurs soldiers entered (dipped) into their victims on that fateful day...
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