Post by mrfish on Jun 17, 2010 7:51:36 GMT
This paper 'The Fish of the World' understands that the future of BSML starlet Ryan 'Stumpy Balls' Brady is still greatly uncertain. Our reporter, Lord Fishington, went behind enemy lines to get the latest story.
Saturday morning past welcomed All Saints Old Boys end of season ripp and proceedings began with a friendly football match between the old boys and the current team. The match, judging by internet footage, was decided by the dreaded penalty shootout where such stars as Ciaran Lemon and even Joe Mount Gomery converted well from the spot. One player who was less fortunate though was the mentioned Brady who, purely because the ball was s**te, blazed over from 12 yards. The ball was later recovered from somewhere on the Frys Road unharmed.
The Saints lads all gathered round to support their fallen star and tell him it's just a lotto and he was unlucky. Thankfully Brady responded well and picked himself up to begin a days drinking at Slemish Park. The beers were flying and the craic was 90. Poor England didn't get "the Rob of the Green" ;D and spirits among All Saints were high. Wee Brady promised his future to the Saints claiming he was dedicated to the Old Boys cause and that no curly haired former Fisherwick resident could tempt him away. His signature was all put certain, this deal done and dusted, so the lads all decided to head to the local watering hole, The Slemish, to celebrate the news.
On arriving, Enda interrupted by reminding Brady that he had been barred for 5 years and refused him entry. It was then, according to All Saints sources, that Brady declared "f**k you Enda, I'm signing for Broadway then" and he headed aff across the road for a beer in the Inn.
As we all know this situation could change again at any minute but the fact that he missed Saints training on Tuesday night and was able to make Broadway's last night just adds fuel to the fire.
This is Fishington reporting....
Saturday morning past welcomed All Saints Old Boys end of season ripp and proceedings began with a friendly football match between the old boys and the current team. The match, judging by internet footage, was decided by the dreaded penalty shootout where such stars as Ciaran Lemon and even Joe Mount Gomery converted well from the spot. One player who was less fortunate though was the mentioned Brady who, purely because the ball was s**te, blazed over from 12 yards. The ball was later recovered from somewhere on the Frys Road unharmed.
The Saints lads all gathered round to support their fallen star and tell him it's just a lotto and he was unlucky. Thankfully Brady responded well and picked himself up to begin a days drinking at Slemish Park. The beers were flying and the craic was 90. Poor England didn't get "the Rob of the Green" ;D and spirits among All Saints were high. Wee Brady promised his future to the Saints claiming he was dedicated to the Old Boys cause and that no curly haired former Fisherwick resident could tempt him away. His signature was all put certain, this deal done and dusted, so the lads all decided to head to the local watering hole, The Slemish, to celebrate the news.
On arriving, Enda interrupted by reminding Brady that he had been barred for 5 years and refused him entry. It was then, according to All Saints sources, that Brady declared "f**k you Enda, I'm signing for Broadway then" and he headed aff across the road for a beer in the Inn.
As we all know this situation could change again at any minute but the fact that he missed Saints training on Tuesday night and was able to make Broadway's last night just adds fuel to the fire.
This is Fishington reporting....
... If we survive we'll be more than happy.
