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Post by goram on Mar 27, 2010 19:45:49 GMT
just met big norton in the local store , buying proplus and red bull .  dressed in black , with a wee maxi muscle top on ;D he told me hes doin the door at the BT Club 2nite big chris told me hes on trial 2nite lifting empties ;D  all the best big man  ;D |
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Post by stewartie on Mar 28, 2010 11:11:25 GMT
Rumour has it he was handed a pair of rubber gloves and a toilet brush and pointed to the direction of the bogs.  He has set up a table in the toilets selling the finest aftershave in exchange for 10p a squirt. He's on his way to a fortune! |
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Post by norty on Mar 28, 2010 11:58:50 GMT
Haha goram you are the biggest slabber i've ever encountered in my lifetime!!! Rumour has it you tried to get in last nite but you weren't allowed... are you barred? |
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Post by goram on Mar 28, 2010 12:40:32 GMT
Haha goram you are the biggest slabber i've ever encountered in my lifetime!!! Rumour has it you tried to get in last nite but you weren't allowed... are you barred? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D i was at home watching ant and dec did u throw any 1 out on ur 1st nite hulk |
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Post by Mighty Reds on Mar 28, 2010 13:18:00 GMT
You didn't tell us this Alan..
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Post by stewartie on Mar 28, 2010 19:18:15 GMT
[quote author=goram board=connor thread=5490 post=86188 time=1269780032 did u throw any 1 out on ur 1st nite hulk [/quote] Probably just Kelbie and Geoff ;D |
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Post by goram on Apr 8, 2010 16:49:23 GMT
did the job as doorman backfire , saw the big bouncer with the hand all bandaged up ;D ;D
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Post by norty on Apr 8, 2010 16:54:03 GMT
Too much drink on Easter Monday ;D |
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Post by goram on Apr 8, 2010 16:57:55 GMT
Too much drink on Easter Monday ;D  so ur saying u fell on ur wrist .... |
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Post by norty on Apr 8, 2010 16:59:18 GMT
No no, i fell out with a door for reasons which escape me...like i say...too much drink  |
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Post by goram on Apr 8, 2010 17:08:54 GMT
No no, i fell out with a door for reasons which escape me...like i say...too much drink must have been a solid oak door . ur hands bad .... it will learn u not 2 hit sumthing that cant hit back ;D |
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Post by Mighty Reds on Apr 8, 2010 17:39:31 GMT
Alan your a big bully
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Post by wanderer on Apr 22, 2010 12:45:29 GMT
what did the door ever do to you.
i thought u might have choke slamed it instead
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Post by mrfish on Apr 22, 2010 12:57:35 GMT
....never mind Alan, did ye ever see his big brother??? I think he was/is a doorman also???
What height is he now? 12ft?? lol....
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Post by stewartie on Apr 22, 2010 13:02:18 GMT
There's 4 of them Fish! Each one of them bigger and uglier than the next! Breakfast time was crazy in the Norton household! If you werent fast enough, you didn't eat! |
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