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Post by simonb on Mar 2, 2010 21:24:38 GMT
are you pussies going on a stag night or playin us (inver)on sat . since yous are on a wee roll . i think yous are chicken
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Post by turfcutter on Mar 2, 2010 22:10:47 GMT
steady on there lad ;D
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Post by ratman on Mar 3, 2010 9:03:56 GMT
AMCFF - Codeword FloraLowFatSpread
Simonb has 24 hours to leave the country or face execution for insults and derogatory remarks made towards Demesne Strollers and therefore towards the great leader of the moat road, Arthur John McClean. This will not be tolerated, especially from a harbour rat. I.A.W.T.
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Post by moonkat on Mar 3, 2010 9:30:45 GMT
our apologies simon has no idea of the arthur factor in the north of ballymena
besides we r now away to westend apparently
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Post by ratman on Mar 3, 2010 10:11:28 GMT
we will issue a fools pardon in the instance out of respect for you moonkat but have a word...
VOLUNTEERS STAND DOWN
I.A.W.T.
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Post by pele10 on Mar 3, 2010 12:29:55 GMT
I had the 'purple helmet' on, arthur mcclean photo strapped to my chest and the 'Patrick' tracksuit bottoms on there ready for battle Captain Rat......lucky boy Simon......the AMCFF / DADAOA were preparing for battle..
IAWT
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Post by simonb on Mar 3, 2010 13:50:24 GMT
lol my pardon too , knuckes well wrapped, but any stag nites i want to go lol
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Post by ratman on Mar 3, 2010 14:24:15 GMT
if arthur ever gets married well be going on a small stag do...
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Post by moonkat on Mar 3, 2010 14:31:31 GMT
no chance now christian digby has snuffed it
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Post by mrfish on Mar 3, 2010 14:56:35 GMT
....Moonkat, Arthur (HAIL) turned Digby down hate the times. That's why he started pulling his bar in his Asda bag....
"Wanking with a bag on yer head tied to a door,
That bloke Christian Digby he knew the score"........
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Post by ratman on Mar 3, 2010 15:20:09 GMT
Them lidl freezer bags are cracker for asphyxiating....
the peelers found kristian lying clean brown bread
with a belt round his neck and a bag on his head
bags round his ankles cock in his hand
i guess things didnt quite go as planned...
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Post by mrfish on Mar 3, 2010 15:27:41 GMT
(hahahahahah, unreal!!!!!)
...in this world now we all try to be green
We reuse of plastic bags to keep the Earth clean
But poor Christian Digby was a bit of a plank
He thought we meant wear them round yer head whilst having a wank
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Post by chesneybhoy on Mar 3, 2010 22:55:14 GMT
I had the 'purple helmet' on, arthur mcclean photo strapped to my chest and the 'Patrick' tracksuit bottoms on there ready for battle Captain Rat......lucky boy Simon......the AMCFF / DADAOA were preparing for battle.. IAWT f**kin quality there young sideburn, weak funny  |
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Post by mrfish on Mar 4, 2010 8:58:54 GMT
lol my pardon too , knuckes well wrapped, but any stag nites i want to go lol Let me educate you on the actions we at the AMCFF/DADAOA take on potential emenies of the Kaiser.... We operate on a "three strike" basis. This is based on the situation of our brothers in Royal Mail. We take the date in which the slur or minor attack (obviously if it's higher than minor then we issue a code red which to you might as well read "code dead") took place and then determine how many strikes the Post Men have taken in that calender year. As soon as the strike rate reaches three then we execute you by stripping you naked and making you continually go down the slide at the Moat Hill until you burn to death. We will stop at regular intervals to allow Arthur to interrogate you on a one to one basis. This involves naked Arthur, the biggest cucumber in Sainsbury's and a tub of KY Jelly. This also helps with the burning process as we (the Arthur Commitee) build a wee fire beside the swings and you are placed on the "spit". Arthur at the front and Chesneyboy (our cucumber specialist) at the rear holding said cucumber in place. We cover you in the Jelly to give you a nice glow. After Arthur is "satisfied" you return to the slide until your demise... As for your actual offence we take it that Royal Mail have taken strike action twice already so if you happen to be a boss in the Post Office you'd need to start paying folk properly or be sent to the McClean Termination Clinic, Moat Road, Arthurville...... This message wil self destruct in 10, 9, 8......... I.A.W.T |
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Post by simonb on Mar 14, 2010 15:04:00 GMT
aurther fowler think id be more affraid of his crackpot bleached blonde dead wife pauline.
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