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Post by mrfish on Feb 17, 2010 11:44:23 GMT
A message was received by the Ballymena Samaritans at approx 11:30 am on Wednesday 17th Feb 2010...
Using a recognsied codeword (Lanyard) the McClean society issued the following statement...
We wish to notify the members of WAFC that a player known as Teflon has expressed his intent to attack McClean Fanatic MrRatMan. All members of the club's movements will be monitored and phone records checked as we search for this creton and eliminate his threat.
We checked his known address at Mount Street but another fella, Ernie, answered and claimed they were broke up and he'd moved on.
Any players who wish to give any thoughts on Teflon do so here.
Our honorary member Arnie held a press conference earlier appealing for information on whereabouts as we cast the net on Teflon's stirring.
In Arthur We Thrust....
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Post by teflon on Feb 17, 2010 12:06:15 GMT
lol, actually, I don't think I can keep up this charade, Fish and Rat really are mental and have too much time on their hands!
"It is what it is" - Ivana Trump
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Post by ratman on Feb 17, 2010 13:02:04 GMT
lol, actually, I don't think I can keep up this charade, Fish and Rat really are mental and have too much time on their hands! "It is what it is" - Ivana Trump looks like the statement from the press office has had the desired effect... In Arthur We Thrust... |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2010 13:32:39 GMT
A slur on King Arthur, Teflon now must repent,
or back to Scotland your body'll be sent.
As a former disciple you shoulda known better,
instead FishRat have had to issue a letter.
The charges against you, you thought wouldn't stick,
instead you're shamefully left holding your...
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Post by ratman on Feb 17, 2010 16:34:57 GMT
Bravo! Bravo! You ever think of joining the AMCFF Arnie, Lettercreeve would be of great strategic importance and allow us to defend to the rear of the Moat Road...if your da wouldnt mind giving us a set of keys?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2010 17:58:34 GMT
As much as i'd love to accept i'm afraid i'll have to decline.
I'm heading off to Asia next Saturday, so wouldn't be able to give Arthur the support he deserves.
I could maybe go on a scouting mission to bag a few pre-teen stars for demense. Either that or bring them back to pick his cockles.
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Post by wafclegend on Feb 17, 2010 19:29:56 GMT
As much as i'd love to accept i'm afraid i'll have to decline. I'm heading off to Asia next Saturday, so wouldn't be able to give Arthur the support he deserves. I could maybe go on a scouting mission to bag a few pre-teen stars for demense. Either that or bring them back to pick his cockles. Does Arthur take 2nd hand pre-teens?? ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2010 1:26:02 GMT
he doesn't like to think of them as 2nd hand, just "broken in"
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Post by ratman on Feb 18, 2010 9:19:46 GMT
I'm heading off to Asia next Saturday, are you heading back to visit arthurs homeland? |
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Post by Supersub14 on Feb 18, 2010 12:06:36 GMT
heard hes searching for a chick (with or without dick)
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2010 12:22:04 GMT
I'm heading off to Asia next Saturday, are you heading back to visit arthurs homeland? Going to visit the site where Arthur taught Bruce Lee the 1 inch punch. Legend has it that in return Bruce Lee taught Arthur his signature move "the 5 knuckle shuffle" |
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Post by mrfish on Feb 18, 2010 12:22:14 GMT
...I heard in Asia they call him "The Candle" cos he likes to dip his wick.....
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2010 12:24:20 GMT
heard hes searching for a chick (with or without dick) me love you longtime... |
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Post by Supersub14 on Feb 18, 2010 12:27:22 GMT
rem to take 5 dollar
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Post by wafclegend on Feb 18, 2010 13:28:24 GMT
This is Arnie we're talking about here, he'll only have 5 dolla on him! |
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Post by teflon on Feb 18, 2010 13:44:18 GMT
have a rurvry time
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Post by Toffeeman on Feb 18, 2010 13:46:25 GMT
he'll need the 5 dolla to get a moped for trailing around asia in! Unless of course he can get a moped thrown in with the ladyboys!
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Post by mrfish on Feb 18, 2010 13:48:49 GMT
....can ye picture that. McClean's motorcycle diaries.
Gay Guevara......
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Post by ratman on Feb 18, 2010 15:17:23 GMT
....can ye picture that. McClean's motorcycle diaries. Gay Guevara...... lol...i can picture arthur on the harley, helmet off, sailing across route 66, bag of footballs on the back... |
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Post by mrfish on Feb 18, 2010 15:30:29 GMT
....and going across the desert without any factor 50 sun cream.....
Gay Burns.....
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lol
