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Post by ratman on Jan 27, 2010 17:07:15 GMT
Paddy McCourt is my favourite player and the northern ireland team should be built around him so im organising a campaign to get him in there....lets go to the games with paddy mccourt wigs or if ould Brian McGroggan gets his finger out Paddy McCourt falsefaces and dress in full celtic kits and well sit in the kop singing and chanting his name all night...ill take a bus leaving from Bryan Street toilets at 6pm...then for the albania game well meet at the white rocks and handglide over,bring a carry out but...
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Post by pele on Jan 27, 2010 17:46:37 GMT
Ratman how do you make these up f**king so funny... Pat McCourt false faces haha  |
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Post by mrfish on Jan 28, 2010 10:37:23 GMT
....Quality,
I was going to ring Maxi about this initiative but then I thought about it, everyone would think Fernando Ricksen was a Celtic Man. Would have been handy too, he knows Bryan Street toilets like the back of his hand after being introduced to it after an interesting holiday to Santa Ponsa where he thought he was facin a donar but it was a sham with a big hairy pair of balls who knew this cove Jim Bell with a honeymoon suite in the said area, next ye know Maxi was a regular......
What are ye drinking at the Whiterocks Rat??
We need a song tae chant......
There's only one Paddy McCourt,
And he bucked Fiona Mort,
We'll wear a wig of his hair,
Give me that falseface there,
Walking in a Paddy McCourt wonderland.....
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Post by ratman on Jan 28, 2010 13:00:27 GMT
Havent seen the maximatosis in a while the winemarks gone to the dogs without him and thegill...see hes engaged to a donor? ill be drinking a buckfast and pear cider cocktail with special brew chasers i think, dont fancy anything too hardcore so i can give my full support...hope its a windy day otherwise there might be a few crash landings on the Skerries the bustert...though ive always fancied drinking a carryout on the skerries...
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Post by mrfish on Jan 28, 2010 13:17:16 GMT
...oh yes, I had the misfortune to meet him (theGill) on saturday night there, looking very old now. His "best feature" (what he called his Ace Ventura Haircut) is non existant now and he was looking like Uncle Fester, only Fester was better looking....
Liking the idea of the chasers, again not Maxi's style, he's Corona and Lime til he dies....
Ye auld Skerries with a bottle of Bucky and a broken handglider. We could make a beer tent with the glider and go cow tipping between shots of special brew, some nights craic.....
The McCourt idea minds me on the time I went to a fancy dress party as Stephen Davis. I'd went to old man McGroggan and got a falseface aff him but he must have lifted the wrong one. Everyone was wondering why Jimmy Hill had turned up in a Rangers kit singing the Billy Boys, small redner at me.....
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Post by ratman on Jan 29, 2010 11:34:03 GMT
did i ever tell youse boys i beat steven davis in a penalty shoot out competition at school? bet you Walter Smith doesnt know that...i tried to break into the rangers team when i was younger tommy kerr got me greame souness' address and i went over and stood outside his house doing keepy uppys and tricks to impress him...but then i was hit by a car and that was that...
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Post by ratman on Jan 29, 2010 12:11:10 GMT
i see there ian holleraway tried to sign mccourt for blackpool...that would have saved a lot of hassle and potential violence for the 'Yesterdays Over : Ulster Requires Mccourt Always - Individuals Supporting Derrys Enigmatic Attacking Dynamo' posse....
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Post by mrfish on Jan 29, 2010 13:11:27 GMT
The "Your Ma Is Dead" crew don't mess about. I mind one time I was posting Micky Begs in Swatragh and they were having a Show of Strenght on the Rafters Bar Roof. They all took it in turns to bench press Heather Mill's leg.....
Did ye hear about the time Paul McCartney bought her a plane for Christmas?? Great idea I thought, how else could she shave the bustert.....
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Post by pele on Jun 17, 2011 21:18:14 GMT
Ratman was some crack ;D ;D
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Post by midfieldenforcer on Jun 17, 2011 21:22:27 GMT
Is Ratman Greggsy?
I'd welcome him back 2moro with open arms.
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Post by mrfish on Jun 17, 2011 21:22:38 GMT
Ratman was some crack ;D ;D Funniest member on here... Bring back the Rat!!! |
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Post by QUIGS on Jun 17, 2011 21:27:13 GMT
For f**king sure !! We need hures like this in here rather than fat aul cnuts who tell Curly jokes !!
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Post by Dinger on Jun 17, 2011 22:42:02 GMT
lol forgot all about this post..... |
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