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Post by ratman on Jan 6, 2010 9:55:29 GMT
Discuss...also,stephanie beacham needs a good digging if you ask me..so the donor says i dont watch reality tv i only watch newsnight...and babewatch when the donor goes to bed the bastert...
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Post by Sammy T on Jan 6, 2010 15:12:18 GMT
reid is a tosser ratman big vinny will fill him in! ;D
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Post by mrfish on Jan 6, 2010 15:20:12 GMT
Firstly......
Alex is a balloon and as Jabba there says hopefully auld vinnie will sort him.
Secondly......
Auld Babe Watch is a fine way to get the night in. See their new trick is to take the knickers clean aff and stand with nowt on just covering the bangle with a hand or a sheet. Dirty bitches. Some poor folk probably believe that they are going to catch a quick flash and stay glued to the screen for ages. Not this old Fish, I'm too long in the game to be conned like that!!! lol...
Ye know what put me aff that auld past time though, did ye ever be watching them old freeviews for television x when ye were younger and the bit came on about how to order it. It had some tube sitting in his living room with his remote trying to order the bustert looking like a total weirdo with all the lights aff. Then ye realised that's exactly what you are doing. Kinda puts ye aff the perve........
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Post by pele10 on Jan 6, 2010 15:54:23 GMT
Alex Reid is a total ar*ehole!! Strutting round the place cleaning with his top off -- and according to Stephen Baldwin, he could be the next James Bond!?! WTF? The show is annoying me already, Im only tuning in in the hopes that Vinnie Jones has a Wimbledon flashback and does a two foot lunge at one of them!!
Fishster -- Legendary!! haha!
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Post by ratman on Jan 6, 2010 16:30:57 GMT
Firstly...... It had some tube sitting in his living room with his remote trying to order the bustert looking like a total weirdo with all the lights aff. Then ye realised that's exactly what you are doing. Kinda puts ye aff the perve........ lol...theres too much choice nowadays back in the day you tuned into channel4 about 2am and the oul freeviews now i cant settle theres so many channels...its like the castle court food court you want a scran but you cant decide where to go then you decide on a kfc but you noticed the chinkies are rustling up some good s**t then you get a kfc but regret not getting the chinky...and you have to wait til your hungry again to get a chinky... |
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Post by pele on Jan 6, 2010 17:59:32 GMT
I cant wait to see him in the next James Bond film haha feck i done some laughing when Baldwin was blowing smoke up his arse.
Baldwin is turning into a bit of nutcase he'll end up doing there heads in.
What about Reid taking the top off to do the cleaning up. Bullroot!
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Post by pele on Jan 6, 2010 18:01:56 GMT
O and your doll Nicola T is clueless... Basshunter must be odds on to hump that katia.  Im on Vin to win. |
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Post by Carlton Palmer on Jan 6, 2010 20:40:19 GMT
O and your doll Nicola T is clueless... Basshunter must be odds on to hump that katia. Im on Vin to win. Vin will walk out he,l never last 3 weeks  |
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Post by ratman on Jan 7, 2010 9:55:43 GMT
Aye i think vinnys struggling already but what the f**ks he doin on it? Baldwins head is joe mangled...i mind watching his brother on celebrity rehab and he had more sense...i dont get out much obviously
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Post by ritchaldo on Jan 7, 2010 16:58:47 GMT
Baldwin is clean reely at it, hes that brain-washed i thought they got him outa the washbasin! Basshunter is fav to win it, and alot reckon Vinnie will walk... Have to admit im quiet enjoyin it, what about oul Basshunters masterbation addiction?! The record is 25 times a day!!!
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Post by ratman on Jan 7, 2010 17:23:07 GMT
Thats impossible....thats over one an hour the basterd...i reckon bashunters getting a lot of winding red up though it wouldnt take much to wind nicola t-bag up..
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Post by ritchaldo on Jan 7, 2010 17:53:12 GMT
true bill, shes clueless... good to watch all the same!
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Post by chesneybhoy on Jan 7, 2010 18:25:33 GMT
Firstly...... It had some tube sitting in his living room with his remote trying to order the bustert looking like a total weirdo with all the lights aff. Then ye realised that's exactly what you are doing. Kinda puts ye aff the perve........ lol...theres too much choice nowadays back in the day you tuned into channel4 about 2am and the oul freeviews now i cant settle theres so many channels...its like the castle court food court you want a scran but you cant decide where to go then you decide on a kfc but you noticed the chinkies are rustling up some good s**t then you get a kfc but regret not getting the chinky...and you have to wait til your hungry again to get a chinky... Rat dont wait til your hungry again, just get them both, like the fish does. |
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Post by rubberman on Jan 7, 2010 21:25:06 GMT
Baldwin is clean reely at it, hes that brain-washed i thought they got him outa the washbasin! Basshunter is fav to win it, and alot reckon Vinnie will walk... Have to admit im quiet enjoyin it, what about oul Basshunters masterbation addiction?! The record is 25 times a day!!! our rooster would guve him a run for his money heh........ wat you think bananaman lol............... . |
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Post by mrfish on Jan 7, 2010 21:32:30 GMT
....Or ye could starve like Chesney there waiting for uncle Blue to turn up with his beg of munchies he's tea leafed outta the shap on the Doury Road. David Attenburgh (spell) should be following him about with a camera.....
"Here we see Blue, a creature found lurking in the tropical Waveney Playing Fields. This preditor waits cunningly in amongst the Damien Carey Cutlery Department under the disguise of a spoon and keeps hidden from sight until his decoy, known as a Bobby Faith, wobbles in and causes a scene. It is then the preditory Blue leaps on the attack with a paper bag which is soon filled with products and leaves the scene in a flash. It is then Faith is left behind bewildered as cops arrive and he takes the blame while Blue returns triumphantly to his pride in the DR lead by the cub known as Kruger and the feeding ritual begins".....
There, that's you sorted!!!
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Post by ratman on Jan 8, 2010 9:32:40 GMT
i hear freddy roach is looking baldwin to join the wild card gym after last nights show...
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Post by mrfish on Jan 8, 2010 10:52:23 GMT
.....Auld Frddie must have some amount of relations in the DR. There's some Roach's about that place....
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Post by ratman on Jan 8, 2010 10:59:29 GMT
Freddie would be eaten alive up the dr...im surprised nobodys tried to scran blue...
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Post by ratman on Jan 8, 2010 11:48:33 GMT
....Or ye could starve like Chesney there waiting for uncle Blue to turn up with his beg of munchies he's tea leafed outta the shap on the Doury Road. David Attenburgh (spell) should be following him about with a camera..... "Here we see Blue, a creature found lurking in the tropical Waveney Playing Fields. This preditor waits cunningly in amongst the Damien Carey Cutlery Department under the disguise of a spoon and keeps hidden from sight until his decoy, known as a Bobby Faith, wobbles in and causes a scene. It is then the preditory Blue leaps on the attack with a paper bag which is soon filled with products and leaves the scene in a flash. It is then Faith is left behind bewildered as cops arrive and he takes the blame while Blue returns triumphantly to his pride in the DR lead by the cub known as Kruger and the feeding ritual begins"..... There, that's you sorted!!! hahahahahahahaha.... |
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Post by mrfish on Jan 8, 2010 11:51:47 GMT
.....I think some have tried but failed. They're planning a film about the life and times of Blue and they're calling it "Blue Moon" and the theme tune will be....
(like bad boys) Big Blue Big Blue what ye gonna do, what ye gonna do when Jimmy Bell eats you......
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Post by ratman on Jan 8, 2010 12:03:33 GMT
i hear theyre talking to sylvester stallone about playing blue...if they ever made a film about me id want mcauley culkin to play me...or maybe wesley snipes..
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Post by chesneybhoy on Jan 8, 2010 12:17:23 GMT
....Or ye could starve like Chesney there waiting for uncle Blue to turn up with his beg of munchies he's tea leafed outta the shap on the Doury Road. David Attenburgh (spell) should be following him about with a camera..... "Here we see Blue, a creature found lurking in the tropical Waveney Playing Fields. This preditor waits cunningly in amongst the Damien Carey Cutlery Department under the disguise of a spoon and keeps hidden from sight until his decoy, known as a Bobby Faith, wobbles in and causes a scene. It is then the preditory Blue leaps on the attack with a paper bag which is soon filled with products and leaves the scene in a flash. It is then Faith is left behind bewildered as cops arrive and he takes the blame while Blue returns triumphantly to his pride in the DR lead by the cub known as Kruger and the feeding ritual begins"..... There, that's you sorted!!! Ah f**k am lost for words here hamed. Sitting here pissing myself ;D ;D |
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Post by ratman on Jan 8, 2010 14:47:05 GMT
i think bobby faith might have a drink problem...
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Post by mrfish on Jan 8, 2010 15:07:22 GMT
....Ye serious Rat?? Jeeeez, he hides it well. You know what they say, it's the quiet ones ye have to watch. Same as that other one "they" say that ye shouldn't wear yer coat in the house or you won't feel the benefit of it when you come out. Great advise. Think that's why Barrymore was carrying his coat above his head when he was going from thon police car into the court after he came out, showing everyone that gays love coats........
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Post by mrfish on Jan 8, 2010 15:14:16 GMT
i hear theyre talking to sylvester stallone about playing blue...if they ever made a film about me id want mcauley culkin to play me...or maybe wesley snipes.. ......I thought it was going to be Sylvester the Cat but there ye go. Six of one half a dozen of the other IMO!!! I don't think young Culkin would do ye justice, he aint as cool since his voice dropped and he started staying overnight in Neverland. Wesley Snipes though might be a great choice, think he needs the doe too...... Harry Hill would probably play me well.... |
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