Perma-tan and bling are back

[big ron]

It is I big ron back from the television scrapheap and airing my views on the only media that I can.You can expect plenty of detailed analysis of westend matches as cussy has hired me as an expert pundit to identify the strengths and weaknesses in the westend game. There will be plenty of pearls of wisdom such as:
'Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.' or
'Now Manchester United are 2-1 down on aggregate, they are in a better position than when they started the game at 1-1.'
Great stuff like this will ensure WAFC gain promotion or I'll give up my sunbed sessions with burney

[Supersub14]

Alright Big Ronnie! Whats cracking shaem? Thought you were hiding out in Oz after your racist slegging of Marcel Desailly (the useless nig-nog).

"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw" - Big Ron

[G*A*W*A]

Or how about the following Big Ron.....you really are a commentating gem. ;D

'I would not say that he (David Ginola) is one of the best left wingers in the Premiership, but there are none better'

'Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning'

'If you score against the Italians you deserve a goal'

'Zero-zero is a big score'

QUALITY big man! ;D ;D ;D

[becks23]

wat size are ron atkinsons feet?

[big ron]

becks23 said:

wat size are ron atkinsons feet?

big of course about size 19

[big ron]

alright super-sub i felt the time was right to return the world needs a bit of ronglish.who do you have now commentating useless twats like graeme le saux, david pleat or that crazy fool garth crooks. Remember how I used to light up those european nights at old trafford with my repartee and wit.how the viewers have missed terms like lollypop,spotters badge or full gun.Do you think that jim beglin could come out with these gems.could he f**k.The world deserves ronglish the world needs big ron.
'Ryan Giggs is running long up the backside'
Classic.