Post by mrfish on May 16, 2007 13:05:57 GMT
The latest rumour, according to popular belief, is that the main man down at the END is coming out of retirement to see his beloved Norffend through the playaffs and into the second division.
At the press conferance Norffend manager Sean Fein said, "we've decided to pull out the big guns for the promotion push. As a team we fell Paddy would be a great boost to the team as we haven't been the same since he decided to hang up the moonboots so we fell that maybe the great Monk will step aside to give the team the biggest boost since Bungle gave up the lush on a saturday morning".
Club talisman Paddy McCrudden had this to say, " Heerrree sshhheemmm Keeaaarrnneeyyysss cclllaassss ssoo heee isss shammmm",
Chairman of the Norffend Supporters Club Ernie Beattle added, " I'm so proud that my son Paddy Kearney has decided to lend a hand to the team I love so much, he's made me a very proud father!! I tried to sign him for the George Sloan Boot Bhoys but we couldn't agree terms. I'm sure I have a spare pair of shorts that will fit him a treat, he's a bit taller than me so if my shorts don't fit him and keep his nipples warm during games he can always lend me brothers brown trousers!!! Granny Gregg loves you Paddy!!!"
At the press conferance Norffend manager Sean Fein said, "we've decided to pull out the big guns for the promotion push. As a team we fell Paddy would be a great boost to the team as we haven't been the same since he decided to hang up the moonboots so we fell that maybe the great Monk will step aside to give the team the biggest boost since Bungle gave up the lush on a saturday morning".
Club talisman Paddy McCrudden had this to say, " Heerrree sshhheemmm Keeaaarrnneeyyysss cclllaassss ssoo heee isss shammmm",
Chairman of the Norffend Supporters Club Ernie Beattle added, " I'm so proud that my son Paddy Kearney has decided to lend a hand to the team I love so much, he's made me a very proud father!! I tried to sign him for the George Sloan Boot Bhoys but we couldn't agree terms. I'm sure I have a spare pair of shorts that will fit him a treat, he's a bit taller than me so if my shorts don't fit him and keep his nipples warm during games he can always lend me brothers brown trousers!!! Granny Gregg loves you Paddy!!!"
