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Post by ratman on Oct 13, 2005 13:14:39 GMT
Alert! Broadbeam alert! All systems activated, code red initiation imminent. Strainboat deluxe located in the south sector, in control of a solar sg3. Captain Cornbread to the information desk, requesting clearance for a ground zero vehicle trawl. Three inch diamator wheel span, sturdy plastic shell, chrome prod bar handle, electric blue spoiler, some bin. Dexter Ross to sector 9, incoming beetle bomb. Trousers round the neck, bowl on the head, interception necessary prior to arrival at beetle manor. System fallout in 5...4....3....2....1.... all systems activated, we have certification. Strainboat deluxe is in the building. Oh yeah. Roger that captain, all necessary systems in place. Over and out.
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Post by ratman on Oct 13, 2005 13:18:44 GMT
My mates got a cb radio, and he heard that message, word for word, coming from ardeevin last tuesday night. Somethings going on up there we dont know about. Up the wheelie bin crew, we will defend you....
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Post by becks23 on Oct 13, 2005 15:25:34 GMT
alert! alert! stainboat delux 2000 in the vacinity of the broadband range. currently on board solar sg3 in the south sector. rodger code red imminent. requesting update on captain cornbreds status. have beetle bomb in sight awaiting further instructions, all systems activated in sector 9, beetle bomb detected. sgt rat come in, do u read me, requesting release of the sg14 super destroyer. 18 inch wheels, titanium handle bar, aluminium body work with paint job, 2 sub woofers and a no exhaust system, some wagon! everyone on standby code reds are getting red up to f**k. alert alert alert alert. beep beep beep beep beep!!!!!!!
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Post by ratman on Oct 13, 2005 16:07:33 GMT
Testing. Testing. Emergency firewall enabled. Heat response systems enabled, beetlinator 2000 is primed, launch code requested. Mod bin sighted, altitude unreadable at current. Estimated time of impact 0800 hours. Cubicle cleared for de-beetlification process. SG14, retractable roof device unlocked for entry. Tomb exhaust emissions reading 1 bin per second, now 2 bins per second. Do you read cornbread?? Do you read??
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Post by birdy on Oct 13, 2005 16:12:28 GMT
wat s**t are use talkin
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Post by ratman on Oct 14, 2005 8:23:39 GMT
Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Defcon 4 enabled. Identification process imminent, information input request. Little bird. Randalstown. Glentoran. Update request application. Data emission in five. Lance Corporal Robert Strain, progress report required.
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Post by becks23 on Oct 14, 2005 8:58:43 GMT
Alert, alert! Progress report compilcation system iniated. some head at the target. requesting permission to deactivate sg3 modular system and roll out sg14 super system.
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Post by ratman on Oct 14, 2005 11:06:56 GMT
Permission granted. SG14 initiation imminent, remote radar activated and wheelie bin primed. Launch code E.T.A. 1200 hours, clear roads ahead, malfunction report negative. Target dome size evaluated, mod size and shape but authorisation to advance. Roger that, paul this.
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