An ode to the rat

[becks23]

its been really gay
that the rat is away
i miss him a lot
i dont know wat to say

i wish he was back
cause theres been a lack
of that wee thing
that wee call the crack

the wheelie bin crew
doesnt know wat to do
ratman we're lost
with out the guidence of u

so please hurry home
cause i feel quite alone
and have u seen
the shape of ur dome

[tomeboy]

Like your ode to the rat
Its got some beat
The rat would like it
It be rite up his street

I'm sure he'll be back soon
He's never far away
Did you hear that cove
from Westlife is gay!

I knew he was
Rite from the start
He never liked lisa
alway liked bart

But back to the rat
I hear he's on hols
Hope he doesnt get aids
from one of those black dols

But even if he does
we'll not hate him at all
We'll just say -
pass it on, to gil small!!

[ratman]

Thank you my friends, ill be back soon
And i havent got aids from any old coon
Portugal is nice, the skys really blue
But i miss all the leds from the wheelie bin crew.

On my return well get some lushing red up
And hopefully lift the steel n sons cup
As soon as im home your door will be knocked
And your main thoroughfare illegally blocked