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Post by finlardo on Mar 15, 2006 14:06:42 GMT
Listen to wee spaniel, he got beat last nite and is still in a huff!
OK, if you really want we can say it was a draw (however we all know the result, 9-8)
We are the champions
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Post by Spaniel on Mar 15, 2006 14:07:24 GMT
if that comment doesnt spark some top notch homo banter i dunno.....
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Post by Numero Uno on Mar 15, 2006 14:13:15 GMT
flecky i thought i was the only man for you!  |
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Post by Spaniel on Mar 15, 2006 14:37:42 GMT
what can i say mc clay, i guess im getting a bit of the old "Rod Stewert" syndrome! plus you give me beard rash
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Post by Spaniel on Mar 15, 2006 14:56:22 GMT
interesting that its finlay and bogle the two responsible for the cock up which allowed us to equalise who are most vocal!!!!
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Post by ripley on Mar 15, 2006 15:30:19 GMT
we were freezing our balls of waiting for you boys to finish draining the Silent Valley reservoir. We were trying to keep warm when PD struggled to meet one of my pin point passes and you deviously tried to claim a goal!
Don't worry PD - it wasn't really your fault.
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Post by finlardo on Mar 16, 2006 9:35:58 GMT
Don't honestly know what Bogle is talking about. I turned round to see Flecky hitting the ball into the net.
Everyone had stopped for a water break but Bogle is still a retard, stop trying to blame this on me!!
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Post by Spaniel on Mar 16, 2006 11:44:19 GMT
Adam Sandler could probably make a movie based on tues night. It would be called Water Ballroots and the theme would be based around a heroic, lovable, yet slightly accidental, socially inept character, lets call him the spaniel. Aided by a rag tag team of equally inept and varied muppets, Mcclay the dwarf Goalie, Bert the hard nut pool hustler, deano the smooth ladies man(and legal eagle conviently for the team), Kipper the mysterious old wise man and Lazio the sensible one(but you know he’s gonna cut loose at some point) Our hero’s, lets call them the yellows, must face their arch nemisis, the reds. Sharp, slick, seemingly invincible, yet evil and cruel (and gay), in a battle for sporting glory. The reds are led by mongo the enforcer, (special powers include a bionic leg and Velcro body hair) and his leutenants are Finlay the baby faced pr exec with a fearsome ruthless streak(he was the basis for lex luthor of superman fame) and Big Bobby, a Scandinavian 7 aside specialist (whose long legs are the spaniels most feared opponents). They are backed up by Bogle and Harris, ( a kind of defensive tweedledee and tweedledum) who are inseperable, dangerous and probably an item. Blaney, or the doc, completes this nefarious bunch and his access to performance enhancing drugs keeps the reds at the top of their game, and trys to keep their most potent weapon, victor, off the bumblebees Early casting predictions are Ben Stiller for the spaniel, lex luthor from smallville for finlay Dermot Monahan for mcclay (lost/lotr fame) Elton John and david furnish for harris and bogle Feel free to add  |
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Post by ripley on Mar 16, 2006 12:15:32 GMT
Chuck Norris can play me and Jack Baur can play Harris.
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Post by Blackstone Cowboy on Mar 16, 2006 12:57:33 GMT
I believe Peter Crouch could do a job as Roberama!  But he probably couldn't score two past McClay! |
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Post by finlardo on Mar 16, 2006 12:59:25 GMT
I think Time Burton could direct a much darker version of this flick;
Fletch, ridiculed by those taller then him for years, descends into madness. His addiction to butter and chinese is getting out of control and as a result his fitness is dropping and he has to rely on increasingly desperate measures to succeed. He gathers a renegade crew of degenerates and vows to conquer the red army, led by the all-powerful Chopper. Chop rules with an iron fist and this has been rammed into Flecky's ass on a number of occasions (this is Chopper's signal of dominance).
When the two sides lock horns it is a tight and tense affair, however the game begins to slip away from Fletch's brigade after the introduction of a tall, blonde adonis. Suddenly all those taunts that have haunted Fletch all his life about his lack of height suddenly manifest themselves and he is in an uncontrollable rage. He sees glory in his sights but just as he is about to claim victory he notices something. He can't quite put his finger on it but this is a familiar feeling and immediately Fletch feels calm and safe. Eventually he realises that Harris is 'displaying his dominance' over Fletch and the red army win the battle!
Long live the Chop and all who sails with him
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Post by Spaniel on Mar 16, 2006 13:22:52 GMT
Steven Spielberg turned it down coz he thought rob and lazio wern't getting enough lines
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Post by Spaniel on Mar 16, 2006 13:48:30 GMT
you like the dark side dont you lex
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Post by chopperno on Mar 16, 2006 13:55:09 GMT
you like the iron fist dont u - dermot?
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Post by finlardo on Mar 16, 2006 14:16:50 GMT
We'll get Mel Gibson to direct it then, he wont be pressured by the Jew element
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Post by Blackstone Cowboy on Mar 16, 2006 15:20:55 GMT
I feel Ray Romano of "Everybody Loves Raymond" fame could direct this one, adding both a comical element to the feature and giving us further Jewish representation. This could be huge is the motherland! ;D We could do with Rab having a bigger part though if we're looking to crack Bollywood! Maybe throw in some of his sisters as cheerleaders?  |
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Post by finlardo on Mar 16, 2006 15:57:24 GMT
We'll put McClay in a love scene with Bertie, that'll attract the pink vote just like brokeback mountain
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Post by Spaniel on Mar 16, 2006 16:48:55 GMT
boys we are marketing genius's, this is really gathering momentum, il have my people call your people and we'l hammer out a deal
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Post by Blackstone Cowboy on Mar 16, 2006 16:54:58 GMT
Or we could just all meet up tonight leaving all of our people out of it and get really drunk. That way we're bound to come to an amicable arrangement of some sort. Hectic afternoon in the office!  Has McClay pulled out of tonight yet, i'll take bets on his excuse having something to do with his sister! |
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Post by chopperno on Mar 16, 2006 17:03:25 GMT
boys we are marketing genius's, this is really gathering momentum, il have my people call your people and we'l hammer out a deal if you call all your people and we dress Big Bob up in a dress we could make a serious version of 'Snow White and the seven wee pervs' for Christmas. Dont think I have to explain the story to anyone, and I can guarantee at least one sale in the Kells/Connor area. |
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Post by Spaniel on Mar 16, 2006 17:09:20 GMT
that is top drawer harris, im pissing myself laughing and every ones watching
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Post by Spaniel on Mar 16, 2006 17:28:56 GMT
you and bogle can cameo and the two ugly sisters, i hear crossdressings your thing
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Post by Blackstone Cowboy on Mar 20, 2006 14:11:12 GMT
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Post by Numero Uno on Mar 23, 2006 9:10:29 GMT
Well played last night Yellows, you gave us all a great demonstration on how not to play football, with Bogle and Flecky being particularly good at their staring roles of two useless twats.  ;D Colours were just a class above. Bring on Saturday. |
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Post by Blackstone Cowboy on Mar 23, 2006 10:05:11 GMT
Here here, a demolition job last night if ever i've seen one! We just didn't let them play and Blayney was pish. |
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Post by Spaniel on Mar 23, 2006 12:30:05 GMT
hmmm, great game last night, we tried soooooooo hard, but i guess you guys were just better |
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Post by ripley on Mar 23, 2006 12:54:19 GMT
Well played last night Yellows, you gave us all a great demonstration on how not to play football, with Bogle and Flecky being particularly good at their staring roles of two useless twats. ;D Colours were just a class above. Bring on Saturday. I thought the three of us agreed we were a fellowship at the end of training last night and now you have gone and stabbed us in the back (of the knees). Anyway enjoy your trip to LA I hear there is a good market for performing dwarves in Hollywood. |
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Post by supermo on Mar 23, 2006 13:12:20 GMT
wee flecky has to have some kind of excuse. you's were pish and the reason you weren't trying is cause you are all to fat to run around for half an hour |
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Post by ripley on Mar 23, 2006 14:55:49 GMT
wee flecky has to have some kind of excuse. you's were pish and the reason you weren't trying is cause you are all to fat to run around for half an hour |
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Post by Red on Mar 23, 2006 15:03:30 GMT
wee flecky has to have some kind of excuse. you's were pish and the reason you weren't trying is cause you are all to fat to run around for half an hour Especially when the other team resorts to hacking down the other teams danger men ;D |
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But he probably couldn't score two past McClay!
