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Post by ripley on Apr 6, 2006 15:08:38 GMT
What professional footballers are members of our squad must like.
I'll start the ball rolling with:
Scully - Ryan Giggs - Glides with the ball and very good at riding tackles
Kipper - Damien Johnston - covers every blade, never gives opponents a second on the ball. Always niggling away to win us the ball. Though he can score which Johnston has only done on rare occassions.
PD - Luke Chadwick - enough said
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Post by Spaniel on Apr 6, 2006 15:19:34 GMT
Theres only one for the spaniel:
HEALY! HEALY! HEALY! ! HEALY!
;D
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Post by ripley on Apr 6, 2006 15:21:48 GMT
i was thinking more of ex-Coventry striker Micky Quinn for you actually Flecky.
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Post by Spaniel on Apr 6, 2006 15:22:06 GMT
there's a guy who plays for Spurs that reminds me of Bert, cant remember his name, bit of a temper though, can some one enlighten me?
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Post by notdoitwhenu90 on Apr 6, 2006 15:23:17 GMT
Bert most like Ali Daei. Iranian top goalscorer in international football.
Possibly thinking of Mido
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Post by Spaniel on Apr 6, 2006 15:29:19 GMT
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Post by ripley on Apr 6, 2006 15:33:46 GMT
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Post by Blackstone Cowboy on Apr 6, 2006 15:41:29 GMT
I would compare Bogle to a young Jamie carragher when he played full back in his early days. Never loses a fifty fifty, ugly as sin, and no-one can make out a word he says!  |
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Post by Spaniel on Apr 6, 2006 15:42:40 GMT
i'l grow a tache if it keeps you happy
i think he looks more like chopper to be fair
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Post by Spaniel on Apr 6, 2006 15:43:37 GMT
the old Rob = Hypia is a bit of a given saying he's his da
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Post by Red on Apr 6, 2006 16:28:38 GMT
mikey = Richard Keys from Sky Sports?
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Post by Sondooler on Apr 6, 2006 23:29:37 GMT
Blayney = Xabi Alonso (on looks alone)
Kipper = Thomas Gravesen (on looks and style)
Lazio = young 'cough' Didi Hamann - cleans s**t up
Deano = Des Walker
Neil McClay = Chris Evans (always on holiday)
James Wilson = Tampax (in for 1 week then out for 3 to 4)
Flecky = Paulo Di Canio
Rob = Sami Hyypia
Harris = Robocop
Bogle = Robocop's gay nordic lover
Scully = Zinedine Kilbane (for silky skills of course rather than appearance)
Rab = Apache Indian
Mike = Antony Costa (gay guy from Blue)
Finlardo = Kromkamp (for "Dutchness")
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Post by ripley on Apr 7, 2006 10:47:44 GMT
Lazio I feel I must point out that Chris Evans, Robocop (and his lover), Anthony Costa (it worries me that you know who this dude is), tampax and Kromkamp (who the F*ck is that!) are not professional footballers.
Also you and your brother are the two most Nordic looking fellows on our team. Finally I'm not gay - I'm BISEXUAL!!! That time in the shower was an accident I slipped as Chop Chop was picking up his soap.........
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Post by Spaniel on Apr 7, 2006 10:55:13 GMT
comedy slax, i have to say though unlike paulo i do like my jew friends
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Post by scully on Apr 7, 2006 11:23:49 GMT
Guys, before I start into my list of lookelikes, may I just say that I have 2 hours left of school before I get off for 2 weeks and a day. Say what you want about teaching but the holidays kick ass... Now, down to brass tacks... Captain mongo - Paul McGrath (dodgy knees) VC Lazio - Phil Thomspon Hands McClay - V Valdes (shortarse) Bogle - Steve Finin (kinda) Rob - Big Sami Sami Deano - Matthius Sammer (German sweeper) Chopper - a young Ron 'Anchorman' Buggondie (needs 'tache) PD - definitely Luke Chadwick Kip - Dennis Wise Rab - Freddie Ljunberg (can play midfield or up top) Blayney - Viera (coz he's tall) Scully - Stanley Matthews Jamesy - Darren 'Sicknote' Anderton Flecky - Zola (small but determined) Millsy - Graeme Le Saux (too smart to be playing footie) J Adair - the Wall Victor - Gordon Strachten (wishes he could still play) Think my list is far superior to Lazio's lame attempt. Any other suggestions lads? Roll on half 2....  |
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Post by finlardo on Apr 7, 2006 11:49:18 GMT
I don't know who Scully is more like ;
Atillio Lombardo (the bald eagle) or Graham Rix (kiddie-fiddler)
It's a tough call
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Post by finlardo on Apr 7, 2006 11:53:29 GMT
Bogle also looks a lot like Iain Dowie
That is, if Iain Dowie had his face melted in an accident, had his teeth pulled forward (in some sort of dental mishap) and had a really small knob
Then Dowie would be the spitting image of Bogle
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Post by finlardo on Apr 7, 2006 11:54:18 GMT
Lazio also looks like Oscar (Lyn's baby out of Neighbours)
I swear, check it out
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Post by ripley on Apr 7, 2006 12:39:44 GMT
Bogle also looks a lot like Iain Dowie That is, if Iain Dowie had his face melted in an accident, had his teeth pulled forward (in some sort of dental mishap) and had a really small knob Then Dowie would be the spitting image of Bogle It is an honour to be compared to the Big man. He's an absolute legend!!! Anyway here is a picture of PD giving Peter Beardsley a piggy back as Rudd Guillt looks on: www.mehstg.com/back12.htm |
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