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Post by strikerno8 on Apr 3, 2006 21:44:22 GMT
After the big event last night, a few bouts have ended with new title holders much to the disappointment to barry 'macho man' mott and the delight of benny 'worlds heaviest man' henry
[glow=red,2,300]Barry ' Macho Man' Mott vs Benny ' Worlds Heaviest Man' Henry[/glow]
A no holds barred boiler room match between the two ended with mott being powerbombed off the top turnbuckle and DDT'd on the concrete floor. Mott retaliated with a sharpshooter much to the delight of the crowd.It all ended with benny henry tombstoning the younger fighter before he tapped out following a sleeper hold!!
This leaves benny henry the new hardcore champion with brohter gareth 'animal' mott looking for revenge. a tag event is likely to be arranged for survivor series with darin ' dick n hand' dennis likely to partner benny henry. A threat is likely to come from his special move the '3 finger plunge'!!
junior/ benny etc...any more fight reports from wrestlemania are welcome. one on stephen hutchinson and davy hume's triple threat match on saturday evening involcing that broken bed would be good...
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Post by cesc on Apr 3, 2006 21:56:23 GMT
Not bad eddie lol! Would that be the triple bed match your on about?  ? |
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Post by strikerno8 on Apr 3, 2006 22:03:06 GMT
haha thats exactly what im on about, apparantely the hutch got a back breaker from the top of the wardrobe and through the bed. rumour has it a relation of the dudley's done it
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Post by cesc on Apr 3, 2006 22:10:38 GMT
Is dat the 'Hutchsaw Jim Dugan' ur on about? I heard it was 'Rakishi' he was wrestling 'she' went to do her finishing move called the 'stinky face' but 'Hutchsaw Jim Dugan' counter acted with his famous move the 'the finger four'. Outstanding! |
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Post by strikerno8 on Apr 3, 2006 22:16:41 GMT
'hutchsaw jim dougan' haha funny as f**k
yes he always 'pulls off' that special move. rakishi is a tought customer especially when it comes to the royal rumble never get him/her over the top rope. thats when we require benny henry!!
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Post by Big blue boy on Apr 3, 2006 23:54:43 GMT
class
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Post by hutch on Apr 4, 2006 17:14:52 GMT
very good lads l'll give yous this one but i mite not be so lenient next time rakishi and hutchsaw make a very good triple team
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Post by freshprince on Apr 4, 2006 21:16:25 GMT
lol...quality
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Post by Weeman on Apr 5, 2006 12:13:19 GMT
yeah...one of the funniest thread in a while.
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Post by benny on Apr 5, 2006 12:31:56 GMT
This weeks events includes the much awaited Royal Rumble at the Randalstown Evening News Arena, at Neillsbrook Square Garden. Benny 'Henry'Hill will lay his Heavyweight Belt on the line. Competitors confirmed for this special event are as follows-
Eddie ‘Gurerro’ Waddell
Sam ‘ the Electric Eel’ Neill
Scotty ‘Too Hotty’ Bruce
Benny ‘ Henry’ Hill
Gareth’ Animal’ Mott
Stephen ‘ Hutchsaw’ Hutchinson
Richard ‘Rattlesnake’ Craig
Richard ‘Rikishi’ Ewart
Andy ‘Hitman’ Harte
‘Stone Cold’ Stephen Dripps
‘British Bulldog’ Davy Boy Waddell
Chay ‘Hulk Hogan’ Hogarty
Neil ‘Nature Boy’ Fullerton
Brian ‘Sid Vicious’ Surgenor
Randal ‘Randy Orton’ Reid
John ‘Cena’ Scott
Ricky ‘Rey Mysterio’ Wilson
Michael ‘Macho Man’ McNally
Chris ‘Benoit’ Dowie
Jackson ‘Paul Bearer’ Ewart
‘The Bushwackers’ Alex and Brian Rainey
Davy ‘Andre the Giant’ Reid
Raymond ‘Big Boss Man’ Mulholland
Guest Referee Colin ‘Cactus Jack’ Rainey
LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by strikerno8 on Apr 5, 2006 17:34:04 GMT
[glow=red,2,300] THREE FINGER MATCH @ WRESTLEMANIA
'HUTCHSAW' JIM DOUGAN vs DARIN 'QUICKFINGER' QUIGLEY [/glow] This matchup took place in the white canvas off 'Hutchsaws' bedroom. The winner decided by the first man to stick three fingers up the other as 'quickfinger' well knows (currently WWM-World Wrestling Messes gold finger champion)-just ask Ruth. AS the prodding commenced Hutchsaw was taken out by quickfinger via a smart ankle lock followed by an all out attack and ten count against the bed board. Hutchsaw battled his way back using his ever effective 4x2 wooden beg leg to flatten quickfinger onto the canvas once more. A finely executed full nelson seemed to have the champ in trouble before quickfinger sent the crowd into ecstatics as his special 'the three fnger' plunge' was used to full affect from an acute angle, bamboozling the experienced bedroom fighter 'hutchsaw'! After retaining his 'THE CROWN' quickfinger Quigley said "i will never be beaten at this level, i am the best at using the three finger plunge and have been doing so ever saturday night usually until red RAW...sorry i meant on RAW" |
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Post by freshprince on Apr 5, 2006 18:03:53 GMT
lol....i think we have found jr's replacement ;D
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Post by hutch on Apr 5, 2006 19:52:59 GMT
top drawer striker pure quality
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Post by cesc on Apr 5, 2006 21:56:00 GMT
Lethal Eddie and Benny. Cnt forget lads im Barry 'the masterpiece' Mott nobody breaks the masterlock! Does anybody want a shot at the title!
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Post by weedo on Apr 5, 2006 21:59:21 GMT
british bulldog davy boy waddell will have a go!!!!
i mind the last time we tried to wrestle, drunk a bottle of southern comfort and ended up in the hedge laughing at each other not able to move!!!!
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Post by benny on Apr 5, 2006 22:05:01 GMT
Benny 'Henry' Hill has the title if u read the match report. Report from the rumble to follow. Will ther be a surprise result?
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Post by weedo on Apr 5, 2006 22:06:24 GMT
think paul "earthquake" quigley, wouldnt like being left out!!!!
or seamus"goldberg"gilmore!!!
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Post by cesc on Apr 5, 2006 22:15:18 GMT
I never got you in the masterlock that nite but mate, nxt time youl tap out! Lol. Never forget that night, think we should become a tag team and take on bremner and cat the 'legion of athletics doom' der called!
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Post by bremner on Apr 5, 2006 22:39:42 GMT
David "The Dump Truck" Irvine and Stephen "The Sea Slug" Irvine, will be very hard to beat........tag team, we can just breath out and tag each other every time.........easy boys, bring it on
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Post by Big blue boy on Apr 5, 2006 23:39:22 GMT
class boys i think scotty too hotty will have a go at the title opertunity cant wait masterpiece your mine last time i remember wrestling was me mott dripps against randal benny spud was class we won easy
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Post by Big blue boy on Apr 5, 2006 23:46:14 GMT
i think ile partner up with quickfinger in a tag team if anyone is up for a challenge 2 am suday morning on football pitches let me know asap if anyone wants a shot at our title quigley has named it FISHFINGERS so if anyone wants 2 try for the belt please contact asap on 0800 100998 cheers there will also be a reward 2 the 2 that are up for the challenge as they have no chance
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Post by carlsberg on Apr 6, 2006 18:35:29 GMT
the animal is up for a rumble. don`t fancy my chances against ricky "earthquake" ewart
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Post by hutch on Apr 6, 2006 18:48:03 GMT
what about a tag team animal the hutchsaw will bring along his 4 by 4 nose and also my 2 by 4 plank of wood
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Post by cesc on Apr 6, 2006 19:54:08 GMT
David "The Dump Truck" Irvine and Stephen "The Sea Slug" Irvine, will be very hard to beat........tag team, we can just breath out and tag each other every time.........easy boys, bring it on Not bad steks i like it. u c i can be friendly towards u but beware the nxt time i c u ur getting the 'masterlock'! |
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Post by Big blue boy on Apr 6, 2006 20:04:53 GMT
well anyone want a shot at mine and quickfingers title
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Post by cesc on Apr 6, 2006 23:17:04 GMT
well anyone want a shot at mine and quickfingers title No! |
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Post by Big blue boy on Apr 7, 2006 13:51:29 GMT
haha thought not scared junior
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Post by cesc on Apr 7, 2006 19:48:40 GMT
As we all know the Wrestlemania Revenge Tour is on its way to Belfast, Norhern Ireland at the odysey arena. It plans to be an awesome night with the first match being for the world tag team championship. Yes folks thats right the 'masterpiece' mott and 'british bulldog davy boy' waddell will be putting there belts on the line agaist the 'dump truck' bremner and a guest off his choice, will be interesting to see who that will be, apparently he will be online later on to let his fans know! Nxt up it will be 'hutchsaw jim dougan', darren 'quickfinger' quigley and the world famous playboy babe claire 'linkbox' mckenna in a match that plans to be the most thrilling off the night. Yes you wwe fans its the one youv all been waiting for its the triple bath match!!! 'Hutchsaw' is obviously the favourite going in2 this one as he defeated the 'linkbox' in there last bout in the bath with her surrendering to him after just a few seconds. Dats not all folks but as we all know darren 'who flung dung' simple has made a comebak and is fighting it out against shorty 'sharpeshooter' mclean in a anything goes match. Watch out for the sharpeshooters special entrance were he comes from nowhere threw a puff off smoke and then the famous line comes over the speakers which drives his fans wild, 'f**k! i cant even see'! For more info keep updated in the BSML FORUM Wrestlemania thread! (thats for you eddie)
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Post by strikerno8 on Apr 7, 2006 20:42:35 GMT
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Post by strikerno8 on Apr 7, 2006 20:49:43 GMT
SURVIVOR SERIES IS HERE - ATHLETIC JOIN THE ACTION
(DONT TRY THIS AT HOME)
[glow=red,2,300]STEEL CAGE SPECIAL - NO HOLDS BARRED
ADIE ' VAL PENIS' PATTON VS DARREN 'SERGEANT WEAK AS WATER (SLAUGHTER)' SEMPLE [/glow]
At Neilsbrook Square Gardens last Tuesday, a bloodied and beaten Val Penis Patton cudnt manage to escape the confines of a Steel Cage and defeat Darren ‘Sergeant- weak as water’ semple. This time, Sergeant made sure that ‘Val Penis’ didn't end up on top as he did in last weeks intimate bedroom encounter.
Sergeant met Penis in the entrance aisle to jumpstart the match, and the two brawled throughout the crowd. ‘Weak as water’ then grabbed a chair, but the crafty Penis met him with a kendo stick, sending the Sergeant scurrying.
A gutsy Penis wouldn't give up, and the two men continued to brawl on the floor. After a spinebuster, Sergeant urged Val Penis to go down (on him)or his career would be ended. Val penis recovered, Semple set him up for a Pedigree on the (red) RAW announce table, but the Penis blocked it, back body dropping The Sergeant thru the announce table instead!
Penis slapped on the Figure-Four, using the ropes for leverage. The Sarge tried to tap out, but it made no difference under Last Man Standing Rules.
However, out of nowhere, The Sarge managed to hit the Pedigree, leaving Penis in trouble. He managed to beat the count, prompting Sarge to hit a second Pedigree, then a third. Val Penis Patton continually beat the count, so Semple went to the floor, and found his trusty army riffle. Sarge hit one fatal blow to Patton’s back, and that was enough to finally make him go down (on him). Penis was unable to beat the count, and Sergeant ‘weak as water’ Semple was victorious.
ps- ady take no offence by this, you have the only surname beginning with P and you have to admit Val Penis was hard no to include ;D ;D ;D
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