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Post by mrfish on Aug 18, 2012 15:43:51 GMT
Rumour doing the rounds that our good friend becks broke his ankle today. Terrible news!!
Wish you a speedy recovery pal!!
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Post by harty on Aug 18, 2012 15:57:53 GMT
heard earlier that Andy was on his way to the royal for surgery. Very bad break apparently.
Speedy recovery big fella.
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Post by Jeff on Aug 18, 2012 16:03:22 GMT
Horrible news speedy recovery
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Post by pele on Aug 18, 2012 16:42:44 GMT
f**k sake, terrible news for the big lad.
Keep the head up Andy.
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Post by mrfish on Aug 18, 2012 17:58:18 GMT
heard earlier that Andy was on his way to the royal for surgery. Very bad break apparently. Speedy recovery big fella. Sounds really bad!!  |
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Post by becks23 on Aug 19, 2012 9:58:31 GMT
lying up in the RVH buckin hate the nurses. well not really. have to literally press the button everytime I need a piss or poo. then some doll comes in and has to help me to bog. pure mod banter. broke fibula and dislocated ankle. plus need reconstructive surgery on the ligaments. good week all round really after missing the only pen against sport and leisure on tuesday and gettin sent to play for the stiffs cause im brutal then break the lef and ankle.
could anyone bring me up a porn mag, a sports sock (preferably white) and a latex glove?
thanks for the kind messages lads, means a lot x
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Post by LENNY on Aug 19, 2012 10:02:33 GMT
Just seeing this now!
Bad craic becks, good luck with the op and recovery, you will be back in no time!
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Post by Chicharito 14 on Aug 19, 2012 11:06:04 GMT
lying up in the RVH buckin hate the nurses. well not really. have to literally press the button everytime I need a piss or poo. then some doll comes in and has to help me to bog. pure mod banter. broke fibula and dislocated ankle. plus need reconstructive surgery on the ligaments. good week all round really after missing the only pen against sport and leisure on tuesday and gettin sent to play for the stiffs cause im brutal then break the lef and ankle. could anyone bring me up a porn mag, a sports sock (preferably white) and a latex glove? thanks for the kind messages lads, means a lot x  |
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Post by rubberman on Aug 19, 2012 11:49:52 GMT
lying up in the RVH buckin hate the nurses. well not really. have to literally press the button everytime I need a piss or poo. then some doll comes in and has to help me to bog. pure mod banter. broke fibula and dislocated ankle. plus need reconstructive surgery on the ligaments. good week all round really after missing the only pen against sport and leisure on tuesday and gettin sent to play for the stiffs cause im brutal then break the lef and ankle. could anyone bring me up a porn mag, a sports sock (preferably white) and a latex glove? thanks for the kind messages lads, means a lot x complete legend ......... |
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Post by Muffin Man on Aug 19, 2012 19:51:43 GMT
lying up in the RVH buckin hate the nurses. well not really. have to literally press the button everytime I need a piss or poo. then some doll comes in and has to help me to bog. pure mod banter. broke fibula and dislocated ankle. plus need reconstructive surgery on the ligaments. good week all round really after missing the only pen against sport and leisure on tuesday and gettin sent to play for the stiffs cause im brutal then break the lef and ankle. could anyone bring me up a porn mag, a sports sock (preferably white) and a latex glove? thanks for the kind messages lads, means a lot x get well soon Becks |
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Post by norty on Aug 20, 2012 9:27:55 GMT
Speedy recovery big man... hope the op goes well!
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Post by ratman on Aug 20, 2012 12:03:43 GMT
Big Strain Attachments:
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Post by Mitty on Aug 20, 2012 12:58:29 GMT
I'm say after a few days up there that right wrist might be in plaster too  |
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Post by mrfish on Aug 20, 2012 20:51:48 GMT
T'was May 2013, the NHS was struggling to cope,
Staffing numbers cut, running out of hope,
But it wasn't the government, although hard to believe,
Instead an epidemic style upsurge in maternity leave,
'What the frig is happening' doctor McClean did wonder,
At this shocking statistic, this periodic blunder,
One hospital in particular suffered almost empty halls,
The big Victoria one, that sits on the Falls,
They searched medical records from the August before,
Trying to identify the stains on the corridor floor,
'haul on' cried Doc Arthur, as he searched them again,
'I've found the culprit, Andrew Mervin Strain',
'August 2012, about 9 months ago'
'He arrived on the Falls ready to blow',
'But a problem is noted, every time he met a burd',
'They had to keep stopping, he needed a turd',
Mr Strain made an impression with his foot in plaster,
It was pretty tight on, made him Spunk faster,
And when a nurse actually realised the source of his gift,
He tossed her aside, at the end of her shift,
Fish wrote a poem to his stricken friend,
Hoping the Strain Dawg was on the mend,
Get well soon Mervin, show some decorum,
Best wishes from yer home boys on the BSML forum!!
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Post by Muffin Man on Aug 20, 2012 21:14:31 GMT
T'was May 2013, the NHS was struggling to cope, Staffing numbers cut, running out of hope, But it wasn't the government, although hard to believe, Instead an epidemic style upsurge in maternity leave, 'What the frig is happening' doctor McClean did wonder, At this shocking statistic, this periodic blunder, One hospital in particular suffered almost empty halls, The big Victoria one, that sits on the Falls, They searched medical records from the August before, Trying to identify the stains on the corridor floor, 'haul on' cried Doc Arthur, as he searched them again, 'I've found the culprit, Andrew Mervin Strain', 'August 2012, about 9 months ago' 'He arrived on the Falls ready to blow', 'But a problem is noted, every time he met a burd', 'They had to keep stopping, he needed a turd', Mr Strain made an impression with his foot in plaster, It was pretty tight on, made him Spunk faster, And when a nurse actually realised the source of his gift, He tossed her aside, at the end of her shift, Fish wrote a poem to his stricken friend, Hoping the Strain Dawg was on the mend, Get well soon Mervin, show some decorum, Best wishes from yer home boys on the BSML forum!! Top class young Jock Fisher |
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Post by ratman on Aug 21, 2012 11:44:57 GMT
There was a young man called Strain
On Saturday he cried like a wane
But on ran me stevie and dweiner
Poured some water on his ankle to clean her
And strain was in no more pain....
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Post by mrfish on Aug 21, 2012 11:46:15 GMT
There was a young man called Strain On Saturday he cried like a wane But on ran me stevie and dweiner Poured some water on his ankle to clean her And strain was in no more pain.... |
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Post by ratman on Aug 21, 2012 11:47:57 GMT
I should say strain didnt cry like a wane i was using a bit of poetic licence there, he was engaged in some banter as he lay with his ankle at a right angle...fair play to the wakehust athletic boys, dweiner and stevie elliot they couldnt have done anymore for him....
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Post by mrfish on Aug 21, 2012 11:50:05 GMT
I should say strain didnt cry like a wane i was using a bit of poetic licence there, he was engaged in some banter as he lay with his ankle at a right angle...fair play to the wakehust athletic boys, dweiner and stevie elliot they couldnt have done anymore for him.... Stevie Elliott always was the first one in to a crack... |
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Post by pele on Aug 21, 2012 11:59:33 GMT
I should say strain didnt cry like a wane i was using a bit of poetic licence there, he was engaged in some banter as he lay with his ankle at a right angle...fair play to the wakehust athletic boys, dweiner and stevie elliot they couldnt have done anymore for him.... Wouldn't expect anything less from big Stevie! |
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Post by rubberman on Aug 21, 2012 12:01:54 GMT
I should say strain didnt cry like a wane i was using a bit of poetic licence there, he was engaged in some banter as he lay with his ankle at a right angle...fair play to the wakehust athletic boys, dweiner and stevie elliot they couldnt have done anymore for him.... Stevie Elliott always was the first one in to a crack... |
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Post by ratman on Aug 21, 2012 14:35:51 GMT
Mod fracture on the left and scepes of untorn ligaments... Attachments:
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Post by pele10 on Aug 21, 2012 15:33:31 GMT
Mod fracture on the left and scepes of untorn ligaments... Did becks23 ask for the wee "23" in the x-ray there!?  Hopefully the big man will be out and back and at it in no time!! |
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Post by ratman on Aug 21, 2012 16:05:32 GMT
Mod fracture on the left and scepes of untorn ligaments... Did becks23 ask for the wee "23" in the x-ray there!? Hopefully the big man will be out and back and at it in no time!! haha noticed that! You for the saints game thenite might go up a run? |
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Post by pele10 on Aug 21, 2012 21:38:37 GMT
Did becks23 ask for the wee "23" in the x-ray there!? Hopefully the big man will be out and back and at it in no time!! haha noticed that! You for the saints game thenite might go up a run? Sorry big man only seeing this now!! Na im a saturday morning only spectator!! |
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Post by mrfish on Aug 24, 2012 16:37:20 GMT
Any progress report on Arthurs Finest?
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Post by ratman on Aug 28, 2012 8:40:30 GMT
Any progress report on Arthurs Finest? Very sad news harold fishop, he died in his sleep last night. one paracetamol too many the doctor said... |
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Post by mrfish on Oct 25, 2012 11:41:37 GMT
Any progress report on Arthurs Finest? Very sad news harold fishop, he died in his sleep last night. one paracetamol too many the doctor said... RIP Mervin Straindeer!! |
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Post by mrfish on Oct 25, 2012 11:42:31 GMT
Any progress report on Arthurs Finest? harold fishop... Awesome!!!!! |
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