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Post by mrfish on Jul 13, 2012 15:53:45 GMT
The other day, my Mrs' great aunt suffered a fall at home and hurt her hip and ribs. This wee woman is staunch Orange and has, like her family before her, dedicated her 87 odd years to it...but that aside, I love the wee bitch, she's fantastic craic. Now, this wee woman is well aware who and what I am and we've always had a laugh. She's a big fan of mine regardless too and always sends up hot cross buns for me when she's in marks and Spencers. Sectarianism has never come between us!! That was until i, jimmy Catholic, went to her aide in her weakened state after her fall. My fiancee and I called to the Fish and Chicken to buy her a nice dinner to save her having to cook. We arrived, triumphant, with the battered fish and chips. I then entered her working kitchen to prepare the feast, telling her to sit there and get comfortable, asking would she like milk, salt etc... ...she follow follows me in the kitchen and starts searching under the cupboard, grabs a tray and slaps it down on the the sideboard with a smile saying 'do ye know that boy' before turning, smile and all in toe, into the living room waiting on me to bring it to her...it was billy on the horse!! Haha... And that's why I hate yese!!
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Post by Retired on Jul 13, 2012 16:26:38 GMT
Haha brilliant
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Post by Snout on Jul 15, 2012 9:52:32 GMT
The other day, my Mrs' great aunt suffered a fall at home and hurt her hip and ribs. This wee woman is staunch Orange and has, like her family before her, dedicated her 87 odd years to it...but that aside, I love the wee bitch, she's fantastic craic. Now, this wee woman is well aware who and what I am and we've always had a laugh. She's a big fan of mine regardless too and always sends up hot cross buns for me when she's in marks and Spencers. Sectarianism has never come between us!! That was until i, jimmy Catholic, went to her aide in her weakened state after her fall. My fiancee and I called to the Fish and Chicken to buy her a nice dinner to save her having to cook. We arrived, triumphant, with the battered fish and chips. I then entered her working kitchen to prepare the feast, telling her to sit there and get comfortable, asking would she like milk, salt etc... ...she follow follows me in the kitchen and starts searching under the cupboard, grabs a tray and slaps it down on the the sideboard with a smile saying 'do ye know that boy' before turning, smile and all in toe, into the living room waiting on me to bring it to her...it was billy on the horse!! Haha... And that's why I hate yese!! FANTASTIC!
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Post by mrfish on Aug 24, 2012 11:59:52 GMT
Further developements in the verbals directed at yers truly based on nothing other than what I am... Standing in work (sorry sitting...civil service ffs) minding me own when one of my colleagues, a usually lovely East Belfast girl, comes in on her day off with her wee son. Now this wee son wasn't an ordinary wee son, no. He was an East Belfast wee son. I said to the lad, "hullo mucker, good to meet ye"....this wee innocent, brown eyed 4 year old looks back at me like a stunt double for puss in boots before uttering the words "Scott Brown's a leggo eater" and running aff laughing!! That's strike two fella's!!!
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Post by Donko on Aug 24, 2012 12:47:41 GMT
"lego eater"..... haven't heard that in years
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Post by Potter on Aug 25, 2012 9:12:46 GMT
Further developements in the verbals directed at yers truly based on nothing other than what I am... Standing in work (sorry sitting...civil service ffs) minding me own when one of my colleagues, a usually lovely East Belfast girl, comes in on her day off with her wee son. Now this wee son wasn't an ordinary wee son, no. He was an East Belfast wee son. I said to the lad, "hullo mucker, good to meet ye"....this wee innocent, brown eyed 4 year old looks back at me like a stunt double for puss in boots before uttering the words "Scott Brown's a leggo eater" and running aff laughing!! That's strike two fella's!!! Legend
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Post by turfcutter on Aug 26, 2012 14:04:26 GMT
"lego eater"..... haven't heard that in years ive never even heard of it...pardon my lack of knowledge in this...but wtf is a lego eater
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Post by Donko on Aug 26, 2012 14:17:03 GMT
I thought every class had one..... think Ralph in the Simpsons
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Post by ritchaldo on Aug 27, 2012 9:30:35 GMT
haha this is quality... The older generation are more bitter and racist than anyone about today. The funny thing about it is, they don't even realise that they are doing it hahaha
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