Post by mrfish on Oct 15, 2010 17:57:31 GMT
In our present society one thing remains the norm,
Us young Michelin lads train in the eye of the storm,
We arrive in our numbers for wee Bobby's session,
Then this ginger orphan arrives to a laughing ovation,
Wee Tommy Agnew would often sit in his house,
With no one to talk to, he's quiet as a mouse,
Sometimes he'll have a blast on his PSP,
Between masterbation marathons over Babestation3,
But as he sits in the house with his hands all sticky,
From another famous right hand and lube based quicky,
Something eats away at the mind of this ginger cub,
"I must go and watch boys training at the Michelin Club",
Now some lads have joked that from this he gets a thrill,
But it's better than his room, calling his right hand Gill,
So next time lads when you're bored with now't to do,
Remember it could be worse, you could be Tommy Agnew,
Us young Michelin lads train in the eye of the storm,
We arrive in our numbers for wee Bobby's session,
Then this ginger orphan arrives to a laughing ovation,
Wee Tommy Agnew would often sit in his house,
With no one to talk to, he's quiet as a mouse,
Sometimes he'll have a blast on his PSP,
Between masterbation marathons over Babestation3,
But as he sits in the house with his hands all sticky,
From another famous right hand and lube based quicky,
Something eats away at the mind of this ginger cub,
"I must go and watch boys training at the Michelin Club",
Now some lads have joked that from this he gets a thrill,
But it's better than his room, calling his right hand Gill,
So next time lads when you're bored with now't to do,
Remember it could be worse, you could be Tommy Agnew,
