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Post by ratman on Sept 24, 2010 10:57:58 GMT
Halloween is coming its a great time of year For stalking the streets and spreading some fear Donkey derbies, bangers and stroking blue bins The young folk of the borough love these shenanagins
So at this special time we have a few deals On bangers and rockets and catherine wheels Black and whites, pencils and black cats All the bangers you need from arthur and his rats
We're raising some funds for our next operation By selling some bangers at ballymena bus station Arthurs day was good the funds did rain in All in support of the great Arthur McClean
All volunteers, we need to meet that is clear Midnight at Larne Harbour in full military gear Theres a slowboat from china heading our way With enough fireworks on board to blow up Devenagh Way
If the peelers stop you and ask what your doing Take out a five shot and blow them a new one Youll have 4 shots dont let them take you alive Better to be a martyr for Arthur for that we all strive
Anyways boys, when you get back to the town Straight to Dunfane to set the shipment down First thing on Monday its down to the station For God and Arthur and the Moat Road Nation...
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Post by mrfish on Sept 24, 2010 16:55:02 GMT
The Sea Arthur will arrive in Larne Harbour at 10, It's the way Arthur likes it, loaded with Sea Men, So be alert when you hear someone shout "ahoy", Flash them yer lanyard to prove you're a Star Utd boy,
When they ask you what you want and why, Tell them yer here for the bangers that fly, They'll lead you away to a place where it's secure, Search ye for wires and probe yer hole to be sure,
When that's all done and the coast is clear, So is yer conscience as ye know yer not queer, They might ask ye for a tale of McClean, But tell them to f**k aff and meet us at Dunfane,
Now me and the Rat can't go ourselves, We've to go to Arthur's basement and build a few shelves, We must keep low for the sake of the Arthur Nation, And we're on parole for attacking Cullybackey bus station,
At Dunfane we will meet in the dead of night, The power will likely be out and hense no light, For wee Ernie Beattle will be there to share his wit, We'll light a banger and say "Ernie, hold this a minute"...
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Post by ratman on Sept 27, 2010 14:38:15 GMT
I hear ernie was selling coleraine programmes at ballycastle road on saturday. Some ballymena man he is...
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Post by mrfish on Sept 30, 2010 22:26:34 GMT
...I heard this too and the person telling me it has never lied to me in his life.....and he's bucked 200 donars!!!
I also heard the reason for this defection to Coleraine was because he heard that Dowie was running in and out of Craig Court bucking thon jezabels from Europe before and after signing for the Mena so that was that....
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Post by COCO on Sept 30, 2010 22:28:34 GMT
craig court what a place
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Post by mrfish on Oct 5, 2010 16:49:06 GMT
Wee Markus Gregg he stood there in the rain, Looking sadly miserable and in some pain, And as the rain poured steadily down greater Mount Street, It was noticable Markus was white as a sheet,
"Why what's up Markus" I heard a neighbour say, As they stopped to aid him in his state of dismay, He looked upward with fist clenched in the sky, He'd earlier heard in Craig Court there was pie,
Markus poor Markus was known for his sweet tooth, As well as his loving for the polling booth, And as he stood at his doorstep earlier that day, He heard a couple of passing lads talk and this they did say,
"Here mate I'll tell you what we'll do, We'll go to the hole in the wall and lift money to, I heard there was a doll dressed as Little Bo Peep, Up in Craig Court and her pie's going cheap",
Well poor wee Markus didn't want to miss out, So he gave his auld ma Beattle a shout, They dandered up to Craig Court and joined in the queue, The sky wasn't the only thing about to turn blue,
They got to the end and were next to enter, Markus hadn't been this excited since they opened Tower Centre, Bo Beep appeared and not to be shy, Markus said "right love, I want to see the pie",
She brought him and the ma into her flat, Lay on her back and pulled out her rat, Auld ma Beattle stood gawping like Pauline Fowler, Saying "Markus why's she showing us her wee furry growler",
Markus panicked and ran for the door, "I just wanted pie you fool auld whore", He said to his ma "that was scarier than a Spice Girl called Mel", "That's right son, she's a European Jezabell",
And that's why poor Ernie gregg was standing getting soaked, On the slopes of Mount Street, passers by getting croaked, This poor Ballymena Stalwart had only wanted a treat, And instead some foreign donar offered him Fish Pie to eat....
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Post by mrfish on Oct 5, 2010 18:08:51 GMT
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