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Post by mrfish on Aug 20, 2010 14:11:41 GMT
My name Is Kieran Butler and from the Corky mountain range,
I grew from boy to man but something was rather strange,
I thought long and hard about what it could be,
And how on earth I got mesel clarried in HIV,
It all started in a Hospital in lovely Ballymena hey,
The land where holding hands way a donar makes ye gay,
As my poor mother gave it a mighty roar,
I popped out and landed on the floor,
The doctor picked me up and his cheeks were as red as a rose,
He said to me ma "congratulations Mrs butler, it's a baby nose",
"But where is the rest of it" my mother did plea,
"It's the first of it's kind Mrs B, I'm pleased for ye",
She let out a sigh and took me home none the less,
Tried all sorts of outfits, her friends to impress,
But there was no hope for her and there were many issues,
"What we save on nappies we'll spend on tissues",
She took me to the ear nose and throat department for a scan,
For this baby nonsense wasn't going according to plan,
The doctor that day was a cheeky big scroat,
"This nose is missing an ear and a throat",
I grew older and fake limbs the doctor did attach,
I was starting to look more like I idol, wee Patch,
My football career I tried to reserrect,
But I can't play long, I've me DLA to collect,
So ladies and gentlemen this is my song,
I'm The Corky Mountain Boy and my nose is very long,
I sit here on my mountain as proud as can be,
And to the flocks of sheep I spread my HIV…..
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Post by mrfish on Aug 20, 2010 14:14:36 GMT
Fairwell to Fudge and Sleeeeeny said the Corky Mountain Boyeeeeeee  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by topofthetownclown on Aug 20, 2010 14:23:13 GMT
smart f**ker mr fish im thinking this 1 deserves a leg breaker 1st northend broadway battle!!!!! |
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Post by topofthetownclown on Aug 20, 2010 14:31:03 GMT
Fairwell to Fudge and Sleeeeeny said the Corky Mountain Boyeeeeeee ;D ;D ;D ;D fudge away as well,away to bum macca at the saints i take it  |
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Post by mrfish on Aug 20, 2010 14:35:11 GMT
Fairwell to Fudge and Sleeeeeny said the Corky Mountain Boyeeeeeee ;D ;D ;D ;D fudge away as well,away to bum macca at the saints i take it Hahaha, I was refering to them leaving yourself at the Shamrocks. Simply because it rhymes with the line in a song with a similar title to the Corky Mountain Boy, I'm sure you know the one I mean... ;D |
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Post by mrfish on Aug 20, 2010 14:36:52 GMT
smart f**ker mr fish im thinking this 1 deserves a leg breaker 1st northend broadway battle!!!!! Ye canny be tackling innocent folk on the sideline's Clown!! ;D ;D |
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Post by rubberman on Aug 20, 2010 14:46:58 GMT
ha ha top drawer fishster,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Post by topofthetownclown on Aug 20, 2010 15:24:47 GMT
lol get u knw fish was talking to the gaffer on facebook i asked him was fudgey leaving after me reading that he politely replied that i should b wearing a skirt with the amount of gossiping i was doing at the min hahahahahaha!!!!!
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Post by 7towers7 on Aug 23, 2010 16:27:28 GMT
absolutley quaility mr fish
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Post by kjp on Aug 23, 2010 16:46:03 GMT
hahahahaha first class mr fish u could make money at that m8 lol
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Post by dingle on Aug 24, 2010 7:08:25 GMT
I'm the only REAL corkey mountain boy round here.....!
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Post by mrfish on Aug 24, 2010 8:05:40 GMT
I'm the only REAL corkey mountain boy round here.....! ...and you're the only real dingle around here too!! ;D ;D ;D Funny Pele was saying yesterday that Clown was a blow in too, must be some truth in it!!  |
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Post by topofthetownclown on Aug 24, 2010 8:08:17 GMT
dingle m8 u can certainly have the title lad cause im ballymena born and bred |
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Post by dingle on Aug 24, 2010 9:51:36 GMT
I'm a blow in to Carnlough. Corkey born & bred!
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Post by thorny on Aug 25, 2010 13:13:06 GMT
I'm a blow in to Carnlough. Corkey born & bred! Dingle, were you playing for Corkey Lions Under 16's in that famous game at the against Ballymoney Utd (?), around 2000? Don't think they had been beat all year and were stuffing everyone out of sight, so the Lions got a few ringers in to try and put it up to them. I can't believe they didn't think something was up when they saw me and Noel McCann driving into the Riada Centre and getting kitbags out of the boot haha! Anyways, the Lions got off to a great start and went 3-0 very early and looked to be on course for the upset of the year. The ref hadn't turned up so some other boy reffed it (he was actually the Corkey manager I think) and I think he only used the whistle for half time. It was a wet day and it turned into the dirtiest match I've ever played in. Every breaking ball was an excuse for crazy lunging tackles and a few boys had to be carried off. There were also a few dust-ups and I remember Noel McCann was sent off for lifting some boy over the sideline, probably along with a few others. They eventually came back and drew 3-3, thanks to a penalty in the last minute. My one and only game for the great Lions! ;D Bound to have been a few of the Lions boys still involved??? I know Kevin Martin, Mick McFadden and probably a few others played for Dunloy at some stage. |
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Post by dingle on Aug 25, 2010 13:40:04 GMT
haha, what a day that was! We got stuffed most matches by 10+ goals, everyone of us blocked from slaughtneil the night before!
We turned up to games about 20 of us stuffed into a big empty blue van thing. Manager was some English fella who moved randomly into Corkey.
The game in question though I was playing yes! We were just Corkey FC though, first I heard of any Lions! We played our home matches in Dunloy. Kevin Martin, Gabriel Crawford, Benny Moran, Johnny McAleese etc boys like that all played. Think we won 1 match in our 1 year existance before we were disbanded by the powers that be! We did reform as Cloughmills FC though (U16) but were soon threw out after the league realised it was us boys again when we had a major dust up with East End in the Crescent in Coleraine one day.
Boy that day in Ballymoney goes down in legend when we talk aboput our 'growing' up days!
Was actually talking about this story with a Ballymoney Utd Committee member in the social club a few weeks ago, he was their manager at the time
I must know you then Thorny?
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Post by thorny on Aug 25, 2010 13:51:16 GMT
'The Lions' was maybe just a nickname that was added on by Kevin or someone to add a bit to the tales!
Definitely has a better ring to it than Corkey FC!
That day always comes up when me and Mick talk about the good ole days!
Neilly McGarry was possibly playing too?
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Post by dingle on Aug 25, 2010 14:54:35 GMT
Yep Neilly woulda been there probably too. It was a case of going round on this blue van thing I was talkin about knocking doors to get boys up! it was an u16 team but we had many teams out ranging from age 10-20! Canny figure out who you are though....PM if you don't want to reveal!
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Post by dingle on Aug 25, 2010 14:59:40 GMT
Get ye now!
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Post by QUIGS on Oct 16, 2010 18:30:37 GMT
Clown mustve got stuck up the mountain |
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