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Post by LENNY on Aug 10, 2010 11:46:18 GMT
hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! We need a Mickey at our club!! get sherman to stroke you one! ;D
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Post by pele on Aug 10, 2010 11:48:12 GMT
We need a Mickey at our club!! get sherman to stroke you one! ;D I must start bringing a 12 pack for Sherman ;D
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Post by Johnny speak super striker on Aug 10, 2010 11:50:42 GMT
does anyone remember rum (davy calderwood) he played for ballykeel red star ,raceview and various other bsml teams a cracking player who was a flying machine he was over at leeds but didn't make it because he was fond of the jungle juice . I remember him coming watching his son playing youth football and his words of encouragement were youl never b as f**king good as me lol
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Post by Mitty on Aug 10, 2010 11:55:10 GMT
hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! We need a Mickey at our club!! f**k Pele I hadnt read Donko's post there so I just read your post and pissed myself laughing and thought you were taking the p!ss ' we need a mickey at our club '
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Post by pele on Aug 10, 2010 11:59:26 GMT
We need a Mickey at our club!! f**k Pele I hadnt read Donko's post there so I just read your post and pissed myself laughing and thought you were taking the p!ss ' we need a mickey at our club ' ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by mrfish on Aug 10, 2010 12:01:47 GMT
We need a Mickey at our club!! get sherman to stroke you one! ;D We already have one but someone thought it would be a good idea to make our micky assistant manager! ;D ;D
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Post by pele on Aug 10, 2010 12:08:44 GMT
get sherman to stroke you one! ;D We already have one but someone thought it would be a good idea to make our micky assistant manager! ;D ;D Abusing the Assistant, Get your own lift tonight
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Post by cocky on Aug 10, 2010 13:22:27 GMT
the people who dont know Micky on this site are probably wondering what the big deal is lol
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Post by cocky on Aug 10, 2010 13:23:29 GMT
he used to come down to abbeyview matches the odd time and start shouting, his favourite line was "pretend your playing for castletown"
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Post by tallboy on Aug 10, 2010 14:23:52 GMT
Herbie Linton has to get a mention. A good few years ago he was playing for Penerol against the Skyblues down in Neilsbrook and we were warming up at the end nearest the changing rooms. The ball had got knocked down towards the river so i went down to get it and met Herbie wiping his gloves on the grass.....he then proceded to tell me that he was caught short needing a s@*t and only had his gloves to wipe with !!
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Post by pele on Aug 10, 2010 14:40:32 GMT
What a keeper Herbie was aswell thankfully i never had the pleasure. Some DJ too
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Post by ratman on Aug 10, 2010 15:48:34 GMT
Maybe not a legend of BSML but defintately a legend of Demense- step forward Sammy Miller. He's not a funny type of legend, just a proper legend who we played with at Demense. No doubt this guy was the nicest guy you would ever meet in the world, serioulsy he makes Mother Theresa look like Fred West. Countless stories about him but my favourite I heard about him was one night he was doing a bit of late night shopping in the fairhill, everywhere was closed and the cleaners were out in force getting everything ready for the next day. Anyway aul Sammy was walking past HMV and seen a cleaner struggling with her work, so good old Sammy walked in grabbed the mop and bucket and spent the rest of the evening helping this wee old doll he'd never seen before clean the fairhill! Sammy Miller- legend! Legend, sammy phoned me one night wanting to see if i wanted to go for a kick about at eaton park at 4 in the morning...honest to god...then a couple of days later i heard my uncle say to my ma about some header out running round eaton park on his own when he was starting the early shift! haha
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Post by Donko on Aug 10, 2010 18:43:51 GMT
Last season when we wer playing Clough with our weakest team in years (even i was playing FFS), we were 5 down at half time- 5 minutes into the 2nd half Mickey shouts "your laying down like a bunch of oul dolls" he then had a running argument with Harty "you wouldnt beat Castletown like that!!" I near wet myself on the pitch - he also had to have a seat outside the changing rooms after the walk up from the pitch - and he was that drunk he could hardly get back up again
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Post by Donko on Aug 10, 2010 18:46:52 GMT
Shore also had the pleasure about 6 years ago of Luke McDermott being picked in starting xi one day, and then 5 minutes into match telling our manager that he needed to be subbed at half-time as his girl had made a hair appointment for him at 11:30
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Post by Donko on Aug 10, 2010 18:49:21 GMT
Then there was the time Raj turned up drunk for Shore - we use to meet at the car-park - Paddy the manager called him over for a word - then we left to go to Carnlough - Raj wouldnt tell anyone what he said, but made me call into the off-licence on the way - 4 beers and a piss stop on the way later and plenty of abuse about Raj not starting we got to the changing room - and Raj was the 1st name called out on the teamsheet - was Man of the Match that day too
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Post by Donko on Aug 10, 2010 18:52:12 GMT
Supposedly 1 time for Castletown at Neillsbrook Flea came on as a sub, he launched into someone with his first challenge and got booked - Armie Beckett subbed him off again straight away - Flea cracked and called Beckett all the names under the sun telling him to shove his club and walked to the changing room - only to find it locked - he came back and asked Armie for a lend of his coat as he was freezing
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Post by raj2112 on Aug 10, 2010 21:32:13 GMT
Shores very own legend - Mickey Quinn was caught in the act last week - he had dumped 62 year old Doris a few months back and is now going with her mate (57) - so Doris decided to surprise him last week, walked in to Mickeys flat and caught mickey rifling her mate!!! He also had a 3some with them at the start of the year - not bad for a 67 year old - just wonder what he did with his crutch Last season oul Mickey was watching Moylena play Carniny at the forum. I was standing with my da and after a while I looked over and oul Mickey was lying flat on his back in the long grass with the crutch beside him and the tin of beer in one hand on top of his chest. I said to my da "s**t, he's crooked it" and started to walk over to him when I spied the other hand move up to his face with a ciggie in it. He had to lie down so he could smoke and drink at the same time.
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Post by roversno1fan on Aug 10, 2010 22:16:47 GMT
marty hunter, glenarm keeper in the 80/90s, used to pull his shorts up to chest like simon cowell, have a cig before,during and after the game, give every ref in the league some amount of abuse, nobody else just the ref, if he made a mistake 'it was the fu*king refs fault.
people talk about putting a nail in there boots when thay finish playing , marty did actually put a 6 inch nail through each one in the garden shed, then one day gelnarm were playing the 'old boys' and he had to play so he had to get the claw hammer out, when he arrived there was 2 big holes in the boots!! ;D
he also managed for some time and glenarm was up at the wavney pitches when some young lad kept blowing a toy wistle during the game, marty went over to him took the wistle of him and told him to f*ck off or hed shove it down his throat,a fellow player says marty leave him alone, next thing the budys da arrives down with a hacaht looking for a guy called Marty, marty then points to sum random on the other sideline and says thats him then when the da starts walking round to the other line he legs it to the car and away like a whippit! legend
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Post by norffend on Aug 11, 2010 19:25:03 GMT
Alright Pele heres a couple for you.
Its my debut for Dynamo Star and im sitting beside this other new boy Ciaran Corbett, after the match Ciarans drying his feet and this thing like a weans arm is near touching the ground, anyway Sean O'Neills whos sitting on the next bench turns round and near gets hit in the face with it, shouts at Ciaran "Fu@@ sake big man have you got a licence for that!" I never sat beside him again!
Then were up in Belfast playing in the Junior Cup and its one of those places where theres about 6 pitches beside each other, big Paul Smith (from Connollys)is playing left back and he goes tearing up the pitch about 70 yards with the ball, stops and wonders why everyone has stopped playing-stupid plank had run on to the next pitch.
Wee Paddy Tully played too,one of the fastest headers in the BSML LOL, anyway he brings his young boy Carlton to Ahoghill to support the team one day,half time Carltons nowhere to be seen, dirty wee bollox is down on the swings trying to face Sean O'neills daughter, the wee fecker was only bout 10 at the time.
Then John Leith(who was treasurer) went into Jazzer O'Loughlins pockets in the changing room to get his 2 quid dues,worst about it was Jazzer was in the back of an ambulance after getting carried off with a broken leg.
And the time Mickey McAuley threatened to get poor Monte shot ffs thats another one!
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Post by bremner on Aug 11, 2010 19:34:10 GMT
Then were up in Belfast playing in the Junior Cup and its one of those places where theres about 6 pitches beside each other, big Paul Smith (from Connollys)is playing left back and he goes tearing up the pitch about 70 yards with the ball, stops and wonders why everyone has stopped playing-stupid plank had run on to the next pitch. Laughed my balls of at that...brilliant
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Post by pele on Aug 11, 2010 20:43:03 GMT
Alright Pele heres a couple for you. Its my debut for Dynamo Star and im sitting beside this other new boy Ciaran Corbett, after the match Ciarans drying his feet and this thing like a weans arm is near touching the ground, anyway Sean O'Neills whos sitting on the next bench turns round and near gets hit in the face with it, shouts at Ciaran "Fu@@ sake big man have you got a licence for that!" I never sat beside him again! Then were up in Belfast playing in the Junior Cup and its one of those places where theres about 6 pitches beside each other, big Paul Smith (from Connollys)is playing left back and he goes tearing up the pitch about 70 yards with the ball, stops and wonders why everyone has stopped playing-stupid plank had run on to the next pitch. Wee Paddy Tully played too,one of the fastest headers in the BSML LOL, anyway he brings his young boy Carlton to Ahoghill to support the team one day,half time Carltons nowhere to be seen, dirty wee bollox is down on the swings trying to face Sean O'neills daughter, the wee fecker was only bout 10 at the time. Then John Leith(who was treasurer) went into Jazzer O'Loughlins pockets in the changing room to get his 2 quid dues,worst about it was Jazzer was in the back of an ambulance after getting carried off with a broken leg. And the time Mickey McAuley threatened to get poor Monte shot ffs thats another one! Hahaha, f**king great stuff Big Tul has't changed then!!
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Post by pele10 on Aug 12, 2010 14:34:10 GMT
For anyone who wasn't at the Broadway game on Tuesday night, you missed "Doc" Sherman Wright, adding to his list of "Legendary Stories"
Big Chris Gilmore came on for Des "Rubberman" Birt, went in for a header and nearly got the head taken off his for his troubles!! Big gash on the side of his ear, so he goes off for some treatment. Sherman gets the medical gloves on and opens every bandage in the medical bag (well, all I could see was a mess of white bandages being thrown about).
Gilmore comes on about 5 mins later, head in a big, very rare sized bandage and we are all thinking "Jeez, Sherman done an alright job there".
Couple of mins later, pele mourinho is shouting instructions at Gilmore and he shouts back:
"I cant hear ye Mickey, I've got an ankle support strapped to the side of my head F*** sake!!"
Doc Sherman bandaged him up with an Ankle Support and white bandages from the medical bag!!! What a leg-end!! The man can turn his hand to anything!!
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Post by pele on Aug 12, 2010 14:50:51 GMT
Hahaha, f**k that was hilarious, At one stage he had a bandage rolled around his ear and down around his armpit i think he used every bandage in the bag
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Post by ratman on Aug 12, 2010 16:18:08 GMT
did youse boys have a match on saturday morning pele? i seen sherman walk by my house twice on the way to the market, musta been picking up the oranges...
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Post by sterland on Aug 12, 2010 20:41:12 GMT
For anyone who wasn't at the Broadway game on Tuesday night, you missed "Doc" Sherman Wright, adding to his list of "Legendary Stories" Big Chris Gilmore came on for Des "Rubberman" Birt, went in for a header and nearly got the head taken off his for his troubles!! Big gash on the side of his ear, so he goes off for some treatment. Sherman gets the medical gloves on and opens every bandage in the medical bag (well, all I could see was a mess of white bandages being thrown about). Gilmore comes on about 5 mins later, head in a big, very rare sized bandage and we are all thinking "Jeez, Sherman done an alright job there". Couple of mins later, pele mourinho is shouting instructions at Gilmore and he shouts back: "I cant hear ye Mickey, I've got an ankle support strapped to the side of my head F*** sake!!" Doc Sherman bandaged him up with an Ankle Support and white bandages from the medical bag!!! What a leg-end!! The man can turn his hand to anything!! Absolute quality...BSML Gold!!! ;D
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Post by pele on Aug 12, 2010 20:42:42 GMT
did youse boys have a match on saturday morning pele? i seen sherman walk by my house twice on the way to the market, musta been picking up the oranges... Na no match just casing your house ratman
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Post by ratman on Aug 13, 2010 7:57:17 GMT
did youse boys have a match on saturday morning pele? i seen sherman walk by my house twice on the way to the market, musta been picking up the oranges... Na no match just casing your house ratman haha...
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Post by QUIGS on Aug 13, 2010 19:21:23 GMT
Last season the ginga blonde that is scot bruce asks me to throw him the medical kit in the changing room before the game,big lad rumages through and finds a small jar at the bottom. Lid hids the floor and two big fingers reach in and he spreads the contents over his top just above his chest. Takes a big deep breathe and says "f**k that clears ur breathing,that's class". I point out that that's the vasoline n not the vicks lad !! Whole changing room just rip the pure pish outo him,the big lad didn't know where to look
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Post by QUIGS on Aug 13, 2010 19:35:12 GMT
Robert "Wurzel" Moore was some craic to have around a club and never short of a word or 5 to say and the top slagger at any club. At Waterside Villa lads are getting changed as Leo goes through his teamtalk and for some reason Wurzels gone wile quiet so I juke round Leo and look over to see what's up wi Wurz and low n behold he got a pair of womens knickers at his ankles!!quick as a flash I'm over there and rip them outo his mitts and hold them aloft "u b*****d quigs I nearly got away wi that". Sits back with a red beak on him and the lads tearing him to shreds . He then goes to tell us that the wife packs his kit bag n put them in as a wind up. But he never noticed as he was focusing on what Leo had to say,reaches into his bag n gets the panties out,gets each ankle into them and gently pulls them up all the while he's slagging everything Leo says!!pulls them up only to nip his "wee lad" and realises what's going on . Takes them down n nesrly gets away wi it til his silence caught him on. Lol.
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Post by pele on Nov 23, 2010 13:51:54 GMT
Another one of the old guard from Broadway Peter 'Birdie' O'Brien the silverfox was some goalscorer i remember playing a few games for Broadway when i was about 18 and him scoring thunderbolts A few facts about Birdie- Had to go to Belfast to buy his boots because he hit the ball so hard the boots in Ballymena just bust. Had to wear shinguards front and back as he was so good the defenders were always out to do him down his achilles. Would't pass the ball to wee Kenny Neilly when they were going for topscorer at Broadway. Definatly a legend birdie The main man was down at our game on sat - anyone that knows birdie knows he hast much of a personality so before the game i ran over for a drink and he was standing and i said ''You down to see a proper goalscorer'' hahaha you should of seen the look he gave me ;D ;D ;D What a player in his day tho!
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