Dear Miriam

[ahoghillsantos]

Dear Miriam,

One of my favourite places to browse is the lingerie section of a big department store. I'm 26, male and, since I was seven, I've loved knickers. I don't know why,
I just do.

Is there something wrong with me? I'm not a cross-dresser because I don't wear them. I just like their look and feel. They make me feel sexy and aroused.

I've built up a collection of knickers over the years - satin, silk, lacy, frilly, cotton, Bridget Jones big knickers and thongs. I have every type and keep them in a special suitcase. Am I the only one like this? I wouldn't dare tell anyone.

Stan


Lmfao nothing to do with me

[mrfish]

Dear Stan,

I have debated long and hard with myself on how best to answer this query and I'm affraid there's only one way to say it....

..you're a dirty bassa, your letter was sticky and the waft of Coleraine Mature Cheddar Cheese when I opened it was a disgrace. Writing a letter is one thing but the photo's of you posing with your favourite selection was rather disturbing (that's the first time I've seen anyone, man or woman, dressed in nothing other than a pink pair of crotchless Ann Summers specials at the counter in McDonalds whilst eating a Big Mac.) and something I feel you're uncurable from.

My advice is to form a Peter Sutcliff/Ted Bundy Appreciation Society and hope you can meet other such dirtbegs as yourself.

Miriam.