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Post by ratman on Feb 4, 2010 11:08:11 GMT
i see the censorships back...rab andrews wasnt really found on the galgorm road with a pitchfork through his neck and a copy of Irish Club Anthems lying beside him we were only carrying on simon...
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Post by Rab on Feb 4, 2010 11:49:06 GMT
Having slept on it for a few nights I realise how stupid i've been and there was no place for me to get involved in this carry on what so ever. I feel I've let myself down and also my teammates and that is the last thing I want to do. I want to apologise to big basil, youngster, turfcutter, the rest of the Dunloy team and also all those involved with Westend, I had no right to put pictures up here, put a name beside a username or even have any banter whatso ever about this matter as it has nothing to do with me. Id like to apologise especially to Big Basil and Youngster, what I did with putting those pics up was a serious lack of judgement and also something that I am not proud off. It was a stupid thing to do and I hope you can bring yourself to accept my apology.
I have decided to stop using the forum as I feel I let my team mates and myself down, this place brings the worst out in me and I constantly get involved in things I have no right to get involved with, it just ends up in hurting other people, it is not the way I conduct myself away from a messageboard, it is the polar opposite.
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Post by teflon on Feb 4, 2010 11:51:55 GMT
Having slept on it for a few nights I realise how stupid i've been and there was no place for me to get involved in this carry on what so ever. I feel I've let myself down and also my teammates and that is the last thing I want to do. I want to apologise to big basil, youngster, turfcutter, the rest of the Dunloy team and also all those involved with Westend, I had no right to put pictures up here, put a name beside a username or even have any banter whatso ever about this matter as it has nothing to do with me. Id like to apologise especially to Big Basil and Youngster, what I did with putting those pics up was a serious lack of judgement and also something that I am not proud off. It was a stupid thing to do and I hope you can bring yourself to accept my apology. I have decided to stop using the forum as I feel I let my team mates and myself down, this place brings the worst out in me and I constantly get involved in things I have no right to get involved with, it just ends up in hurting other people, it is not the way I conduct myself away from a messageboard, it is the polar opposite. You shouldn't have put an extra "f" in there in the line "...proud off", it should just be "of", really pisses me of when ppl get them mixed up  |
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Post by Simon on Feb 4, 2010 11:59:39 GMT
Fair enough Rab. Fair play to you for coming on and apologising. I believe you were making comments due to the fact that some players have been illegally playing for more than one team. From the photographic evidence I think we can all draw our own conclusions and see what has happened but at the end of the day its up to the league and other managers whether they want to pursue the issue so lets leave it at that.
Can I just remind people that any threats made to folk on have no place on this forum so cut it out. No need!
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Post by ratman on Feb 4, 2010 12:00:25 GMT
i take my hat off to you rab...my leather fedora...dont be too hard on yourself we all make mistakes but its how we deal with these mistakes and take our lives forward that counts...weve all taken photos off bebo accounts and posted them elsewhere on the web ive been arrested for it so dont beat yourself up...it takes a bigger man to apologise and for showing the courage to publicly do so i salute you...
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Post by ratman on Feb 4, 2010 12:09:18 GMT
Having slept on it for a few nights I realise how stupid i've been and there was no place for me to get involved in this carry on what so ever. I feel I've let myself down and also my teammates and that is the last thing I want to do. I want to apologise to big basil, youngster, turfcutter, the rest of the Dunloy team and also all those involved with Westend, I had no right to put pictures up here, put a name beside a username or even have any banter whatso ever about this matter as it has nothing to do with me. Id like to apologise especially to Big Basil and Youngster, what I did with putting those pics up was a serious lack of judgement and also something that I am not proud off. It was a stupid thing to do and I hope you can bring yourself to accept my apology. I have decided to stop using the forum as I feel I let my team mates and myself down, this place brings the worst out in me and I constantly get involved in things I have no right to get involved with, it just ends up in hurting other people, it is not the way I conduct myself away from a messageboard, it is the polar opposite. You shouldn't have put an extra "f" in there in the line "...proud off", it should just be "of", really pisses me of when ppl get them mixed up c'mon shakespeare theres no need for the aggression the guy is apologising... |
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Post by mrfish on Feb 4, 2010 14:00:20 GMT
....totally agree with Rat here, Rab, fair play first of all for being a man about things and making a very sincere apology but there is no need for such action as to stop using the Forum. Apart from saying Pele10 was unfit and should look for another position, Dunloy were mince, slating Stan's lack of use of target practice when taking trainings and then being Bumface's apprentice in the "lights, camera, illegal action" department, you've actually been a good member of the forum. Quitting now would be ridiculous...
Ye have to look at the big picture. As Rat says, we all make mistakes BUT it's how you react to those mistakes that make the man.
eg, Michael Barrymore probably always thought he should have learned how to do the breaststroke when his class was going to the pool and that he'd always regret not learning. But, the big picture suggests that "mistake" got him away with murder so there ye go.....
Ye live and learn Rab and apart from the "couple" of mishaps I listed there I've found you to be a good laugh and this forum needs all the regular contributing members it has. It's good craic so keep up with the banter.
If you're struggling just have a conversation with Rat, that'll sort ye out.....
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Post by pele10 on Feb 4, 2010 14:03:51 GMT
Dont be leaving us Rab -- as Fish says, sure its all a good laugh!! Fair play to ya for apologising!!
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Post by ratman on Feb 4, 2010 14:26:57 GMT
C'mon rab dont go away
We all want you to stay
is this a bad time for me to remind all of dunloy
if you need an architect Rab Andrews is your boy...
but ill need to stop slabbering about the lovely hamlet of dunloy
they know who i am and in Vinny Raineys employ
i was only joking about youse loving Irish Club Mix
i now know your favourite station is energy 106...
good to hear from you again chairman fishao...lifes always a little brighter after hearing a barrymore joke...
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Post by barstool on Feb 4, 2010 14:42:29 GMT
who is this imposter, bring back mr fish!
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Post by pele on Feb 4, 2010 16:10:58 GMT
Rab dont be spitting the dummy out you know you'd miss us...
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Post by turfcutter on Feb 4, 2010 16:25:58 GMT
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Post by goram on Feb 4, 2010 22:14:10 GMT
THE THREAD HAS DIED , ALLS DONE AND DUSTED. CHEER UP TURF  |
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Post by turfcutter on Feb 4, 2010 22:21:31 GMT
THE THREAD HAS DIED , ALLS DONE AND DUSTED. CHEER UP TURF im happy sir. very cheerful out in the country. hope we get a game on sat. as you said before, sat without football is s**t |
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Post by goram on Feb 4, 2010 22:33:17 GMT
THE THREAD HAS DIED , ALLS DONE AND DUSTED. CHEER UP TURF im happy sir. very cheerful out in the country. hope we get a game on sat. as you said before, sat without football is s**t ur game should b on at rtown, hope ours is on . we r at home. bit of rain falling, that strong wind helps the pitches.. HEAT WAVE ON ITS WAY. |
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Post by mrfish on Feb 5, 2010 11:25:58 GMT
C'mon rab dont go away We all want you to stay is this a bad time for me to remind all of dunloy if you need an architect Rab Andrews is your boy... but ill need to stop slabbering about the lovely hamlet of dunloy they know who i am and in Vinny Raineys employ i was only joking about youse loving Irish Club Mix i now know your favourite station is energy 106... good to hear from you again chairman fishao...lifes always a little brighter after hearing a barrymore joke... Thankyou MrRat, I was canvasing for the People's Front of Judea round the doors in Slaught. Not many voters about... ah hemmm....... Rab said sorry for acting the Wolly, He was imprisoned in Dunloy and kept with Buddy Holly, They smelt something odd and asked what was cookin, T'was the decomposing stench of a nearby Lord Luckan, They found a machine used to slice Fish's flab, And a note with it saying "for beheading Rab", Rab panicked at the thought he might bleed, He'd rather go drink for drink with yer man Oliver Reid, In nearby Galgorm some lads left Pride of the Maine, To start their own band, The Loyal Son's of McClean, They intercepted a box of deadly Swine Flu's, And the delivery note read "To Mr Rab Andrews", He was brought to a courtyard to face a firing squad, And the srange coincidence he found rather odd, "They say careful what ye wish for" not taking the piss, "I knew I shouldn't have harped on about shooting practice".. |
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Post by ratman on Feb 5, 2010 12:26:24 GMT
C'mon rab dont take it to heart
Come back to the forums for a brand new start
ahoghill needs a brand new dug out
where the local hoods can hang about
these poor chaps will end up soaked and whats the point
if they have no where to roll a joint
the duty is yours to help the youth of today
to design that dugout by early may
if you need any protection rab gimme a shout
ill get you a gun off my mate the lotto lout
even if you want michael can come and stay
and score the dunloy attackers away
hes spent all his dough and has nowhere to sleep
so if youve a decent sofa thats where hell get his bopeep
i hope your donor doesnt mind dogs
cos he has 2 of them and a family of hogs
all for your safety rab she must understand
if any dunloy boy comes near theyll bite off his hand
the only problem is they can get a bit frisky
and with the country boys about that seems a bit risky
and you better not leave any crumbs lying around
the hogs will be on them like tramps round a pound
so if you come down late at night and fancy a snack
just be careful michael carrols hogs dont attack
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Post by mrfish on Feb 5, 2010 15:16:39 GMT
....Micky Carrol will be there the dugout to protect,
When in contact with thon hoggs he's normally erect,
And if Dunloy come a looking there's one thing for sure,
A thrashing from the lotto lout they're about to endure,
Rab and Carrol would be a force to reakon with,
With Rab holding a bat and Carrol holding a spliff,
The Dunloy boys are ready but they better come soon,
As some of their players have a game in the afternoon,
The battle is on and the stage is set,
Me and Rat are going to watch when we get out of the vet,
For I've something in me gill and he has a sore tail,
But as soon as we see the cops we'll just have to bail,
So out to Ahoghill to watch Rab vs Dunloy once and for all,
The winner gets a dugout if it's not too small,
And if Rab wins and proves to be the best,
He'll leave Dunloy buried like a daughter of Fred West....
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Post by teflon on Feb 5, 2010 15:46:54 GMT
All over this thread with a spellchecker
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Post by ratman on Feb 5, 2010 17:24:18 GMT
The Dunloy boys are ready but they better come soon, As some of their players have a game in the afternoon, lol... Rat a tat tat the fish is back from the slaght spreading the word of judea on the doormat i used to do something similar dressed as nazi leader heinrich himmler but enough of that i could end up in jail ill need to give jeff a ring to put up my bail but he probably gives all his money to big davy jeffrey to persuade him to sign gary mcsheffrey but times have changed theyre much more fluffy i heard the blues tried to sign colin duffy but back in the day they signed players based on there peepers and measured the width of their eyes in centimetres only joking jeff dont blow a gasket im not ready to go in a casket im much too young, im barely a cub i get asked for id when i go into the pub it gets me down and i go away sulking "its not my fault i look like macauley culkin' but at least i dont look like les sealey and im taller than 'king kenco' the great kenny neilly who lenny informs us is in the land of the thais where all the wee gooks will come up to his eyes compared to them hell look like a giant a football playing white kobe bryant and if he invites big dawg hell be there in a minute and Gullivers Travels wouldnt be in it walking around the bangkok streets with an empty flask and some chocolate treats here missus do you know where we can get some tea 'so sorree kenny me no lady' but kenny didnt care there she had a banana all he wanted was a cup of punjana... |
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Post by bremner on Feb 5, 2010 21:20:45 GMT
A couple of points on this thread.....love the rhymes...funny as f**k plus love that all the contentious issues have absolutely f**k all to do with me.....including the camera work.... ;D
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Post by mrfish on Feb 6, 2010 17:23:04 GMT
The Dunloy boys are ready but they better come soon, As some of their players have a game in the afternoon, lol... Rat a tat tat the fish is back from the slaght spreading the word of judea on the doormat i used to do something similar dressed as nazi leader heinrich himmler but enough of that i could end up in jail ill need to give jeff a ring to put up my bail but he probably gives all his money to big davy jeffrey to persuade him to sign gary mcsheffrey but times have changed theyre much more fluffy i heard the blues tried to sign colin duffy but back in the day they signed players based on there peepers and measured the width of their eyes in centimetres only joking jeff dont blow a gasket im not ready to go in a casket im much too young, im barely a cub i get asked for id when i go into the pub it gets me down and i go away sulking "its not my fault i look like macauley culkin' but at least i dont look like les sealey and im taller than 'king kenco' the great kenny neilly who lenny informs us is in the land of the thais where all the wee gooks will come up to his eyes compared to them hell look like a giant a football playing white kobe bryant and if he invites big dawg hell be there in a minute and Gullivers Travels wouldnt be in it walking around the bangkok streets with an empty flask and some chocolate treats here missus do you know where we can get some tea 'so sorree kenny me no lady' but kenny didnt care there she had a banana all he wanted was a cup of punjana... Hahahahaha........ The pictures were taken and there was doubt, Young Bumface had returned with his camera out, And Kenny heading to Thailand to meet some drag queens, The things ye do for a jar of coffee beans, The Rat has been challenged a few times of late, On this Forum he's the master and there's no debate, To anyone wishing to harm or cause him trouble, The FishRat crew will rise and burst yer bubble, You have the AMCCFF waiting on the call, And our comrades in the RSPCA will give their all, All our friends in the animal kingdom with Michael's hogg, Include Weasal Rooster and Deputy Dogg, So you've read the warning and know your role, And our secret weapon is Marty Gilmore's mole, The mission we'll complete and hope no one dies, As we fight to expose the Linfield fan's lies...... |
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Post by mrfish on Feb 6, 2010 17:25:29 GMT
All over this thread with a spellchecker Whie wood yew do that?? ;D ;D |
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Post by ratman on Feb 8, 2010 10:08:59 GMT
lol...
watts the poynt, of spellin, enyweys?
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Post by teflon on Feb 8, 2010 13:36:47 GMT
lol... watts the poynt, of spellin, enyweys? true, it wouldn't solve my there, their, they're, of, off issues anyway |
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Post by mrfish on Feb 8, 2010 13:53:41 GMT
...away you back you you're usual "lol" "LMAO" etc posts and stap complaining about our spelling abilities. We're having too much craic to worry about that malarky.....
Now, ware wear we.....
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Post by teflon on Feb 8, 2010 13:57:07 GMT
hee haw
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