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Post by becks23 on Aug 2, 2005 10:34:24 GMT
wer r ye da rat. r ye under a mat. wer ye ate by a cat maybe ur flat after bein hit way a bat or stuck out in slaght wer r ye at??
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Post by tomeboy on Aug 2, 2005 10:38:46 GMT
He's away wif Nat On a romantic week in slaght Where she's showing him her twat That wot he's at!!
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Post by becks23 on Aug 2, 2005 14:03:10 GMT
well i wish he'd come back cause he is good crack the forums r wack wen his attendance is slack
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Post by tomeboy on Aug 2, 2005 14:22:33 GMT
Yea he's good crack and a terrific writer Haste back the AMcC Freedom Fighter
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Post by knightswhosaynee on Aug 2, 2005 14:26:55 GMT
I agree with what u say, Why has ratman gone away, Where will he stay, He musn't be far away. Will he back by the end of today, Or has he been led astray, No really one knows, what can i say I just hope everything is ok. De ya get meh!
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Post by tomeboy on Aug 2, 2005 15:20:20 GMT
Oh don't worry, he'll be fine, He's prob out layin in the sunshine, Knockin back a bottle of tonic wine, Listenin to a funky rhyme, Plottin his next vicious crime, Makin sure he won't have to do no time, Where u at rat? Give us a sign!
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Post by becks23 on Aug 2, 2005 16:21:00 GMT
wer is the rat, its such a shame as each day goes by, the more the pain i really miss, those silly games without him here, this place is lame.
ratman, is his name on these forums, he has all the fame if jill wasnt a lesbo, hed have that dame hes my best mate, and our pubes are the same.
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Post by ratman on Aug 3, 2005 9:32:02 GMT
Wazzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuupp?? Roy McCeadie's back. Sorry leds, was out on saturday night and had a wile dose of the munchies on sunday, so i was scranning a lot of battered sausage rolls with curry sauce, next thing i knew i woke up in Antrim Area. Apparently i went into a sausage roll induced coma, and all my hair fell out. Im bald as a coot, ive got scepes of pubes left, and i look like a new born baby, reborn as Roy McCreadie.
Hello eveyone, its good to be back Even though im bald and have no hair on my sack Thanks everyone, i appreciate the concern For a second i felt like my hero, big Barry Hearn It means so much to know that you care And softens the blow of having no hair.
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Post by knightswhosaynee on Aug 3, 2005 9:49:30 GMT
And so as the ratman tale draws to conclusion, Everyone is happy and not left in confusion. Back to claim his throne as the Freedom Fighters leader, No time for this so called lesbo, he doesn't need her. For a split second his followers didn't know what to do, As they thought he had left to find the ninja turtles crew. But they wrong and to there despair, He's back for good, even though he's no hair.
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Post by tomeboy on Aug 3, 2005 10:29:48 GMT
Its gr8 to hav to back rat, i'm glad to hear your merry. I'm sure life will be good, even though u are not hairy.
Your legs will be smooth, U'll look more like a doll. This will increase your chances, With jill small!!
She's so hard to pull, cause she is such a lesbo. But get her to sign a form, cause she is better than Crespo.
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Post by becks23 on Aug 3, 2005 11:58:07 GMT
there u are my friend the rat. were hav u been wat hav u been at.
its been a lonely place, here on the web weve been mostly discussing jill smalls big neb
tomeboy thinks she'd be good in attack i beg to differ she'd be best at the back.
end of the day, it doesnt really matter ud better watch out its ur girl friend shes after
anyway shum im glad u have returned cause as u see its ur presence we all have yearned
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Post by ratman on Aug 3, 2005 12:45:06 GMT
Ive just been living down in the sewer I know to you that may sound rather obscure But i like it down there, i feel right at home And you would agree ,f you seen the shape of my dome
Ive been keeping it low, just kicked back and chilled That was until my whole family was killed. But ill not bore you with that, its not the style of the rat Im a chilled out entertainer from the city of Slaght
So hello my friends, its good to be back On a night out i assure you, ill be some crack In the name of our leader, the great arthur mcclean Lets set up a roadblock in the village of Broughshane.
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Post by becks23 on Aug 4, 2005 15:08:49 GMT
ok my man we'll head to broughshane. but the police station there is a bit lame theres not many people there to annoy but we'll throw it up anyway the boy
should we say to lenny we could bring him along he never really strays to far wrong anyway rat how have u been u on the weights cause ur lookin pretty lean
u know the way that ur back well i can say that ud be some crack and yes u do have some head at u fancy going to see jill small at the zoo
u know its skin and andys birthday r u going to get down and dirty im going to be a total wreck and coming back to urs to hear the decks
here does bertie thompson smoke??
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Post by tomeboy on Aug 4, 2005 15:39:47 GMT
Another road block, cool i will help you I'll get a load of boys from the westend crew i'll get cussy, richie, bernie and duck They'll block anything, they dont give a f**k After the road block we'll set things a light those westend boys, they dont give a s**te They'll put the pictures on their web site I say we do it this friday nite We'll block the road outside daryl adam's house Then we can all go for a drink in the grouse
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Post by ratman on Aug 4, 2005 16:24:15 GMT
In response to becks, oh yes ill be there Celebrating the birthday of young michael kerr Well get back to mine and stick on the beat Then hijack a bus and burn it out on the street
Tomeboy friend your plans good as well When we reach the grouse well have a story to tell Daryl deserves it, the mans a pure whinger And to make matters worse hes an ugly big ginger
Becks has just asked me does Bertie Thompson smoke Ill say in reply that this must be a joke His breath and his clothes are bound to be stinky He smokes more f*gs than the average chinky
On the subject of chinkys, would they ever gamble?? I think this is turning into a bit of a ramble Buy hey what what the hell were just mucking about Just like Michael Carroll aka The Lotto Lout
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Post by becks23 on Aug 5, 2005 9:54:00 GMT
now now big darryls not the worst if he had knees he could play for the hurst a roadblock outside his house i'll still create rat and tomeboy is he not ur mate anyway who cares we'll still create her hes just a ginger and a mastubator
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Post by becks23 on Aug 5, 2005 9:56:16 GMT
happy birthday mr gage. wat age are ye now. 22? same age as me so u are i think. i remember us boys playing in the u14 cullybackey squad so u must be.
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Post by tomeboy on Aug 5, 2005 10:12:18 GMT
Cheers andy!! Just turned 23 today!! Getting old as f**k!! Yea remember the old cullybackey blues u14's!! We were some team and boydie bleck was gr8 manager!! Some head at him!!
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Post by ratman on Aug 5, 2005 10:12:33 GMT
What are you getting for your birthday tomeboy?? You going in to camerons later on??
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Post by tomeboy on Aug 5, 2005 10:29:53 GMT
I'm getting a scalextrix!! And £50 worth of vouchers for style n sport!! But i might trade the vouchers for a face at jill small cause thats where she buys all her clothes!!
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Post by bigmanattheback on Aug 5, 2005 10:38:45 GMT
did no one miss me? thats plane too see i havent got HIV sure ratman's a star throughout this town hes just soo dam funny acting the clown the crack is mighty when he's about sorry for calling you a AMCCFF tout he's not bad at football nutmegs and all Thats why we dont need young Kenny Paul i know these rhymes are late on commin but i learnt this shizit from scotty drumins
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Post by becks23 on Aug 5, 2005 12:09:22 GMT
did u's boys ever see the ballymena allstars shirt in style n sport signed by jill. some head at her.
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Post by ratman on Aug 5, 2005 13:12:15 GMT
We did miss you bigman, and im glad your going out with the leds tomorrow night. The Wheelie Bin Boys on Tour 2005, s**t will be getting ripped up alright. Wile woman that Gill Small (head at her)....
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Post by tomeboy on Aug 5, 2005 14:53:56 GMT
Well lads hope you's have a good nite out rat you really are a larger lout If your doin a road block give me a shout If you see daryl adams give him a clout A big right hook on the snout cause he's really ginger and really sad but watch his knee cause it is bad i used to think he was a straight lad but hes ridin a romanian who is called Vlad If u c any nice donors give me a call one of them might be gill small she might be up for a bit of fun so i could maybe slip her the tounge or bend her over and give her one
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Post by ratman on Aug 5, 2005 15:27:05 GMT
Gill small definately looks like a man A cross between olive oil and desperate dan Tomeboy your game if your up for a ride But she probably wont want to no matter how hard you tried
If you want to go tomeboy theres room on the bus If your not for going well probably ring cuss Did i ever tell you i fell down a well Stuck there for days, i was stuck in hell
When i got out i complained to the mayor But that b*****d James Currie just didnt care I said if you dont block the wells it could happen again He said he would sort it but i wanted to know when
He said hed be be quick but he was fobbing me off I needed celebrity backing so i foned Richard Gough Richard was great, he foned Curry from Dover Next thing i knew that well was closed over
I still wake up screaming when i think of that time Thats why im sharing my feelings in this little rhyme Every now and again id have a nightmare When i think of that time and how the council didnt care
Thats why when it comes to elections i just never vote Youd be better electing an old billy goat It would probably care more for those stuck down a well As far as im concrned Ballymena Borough Council can just go to hell
Thay just dont listen if your an average bloke Their levels of concern are an absolute joke It takes a famous footballer for them to listen If they didnt exist no one would miss them.
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Post by ratman on Aug 5, 2005 15:34:27 GMT
"Ratmans poem was a damning indictment of local bureaucrats"
Saw this quote in the local paper about my rhyme there, just thought id ahre it with youse.
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Post by tomeboy on Aug 5, 2005 15:55:09 GMT
I agree rat the council are tome they only care when richard gough is on the fone that jame currie has got some dome he looks like he's got down syndryome
Sorry rat cant go on your bus so your just gonna have to call the westends cuss He'll be good crack he drinks like a king but just pray you dont have to hear him sing
He sang karoke at the westend dinner the whole place cleared out, there was not a sinner The windows broke and pint classes smashed and their own wrists, some people did slash
Ur right gill does look like a bloke her hairy legs would make you boke We should get james currie to sort her out instead of him being such a lay about
Richard Gough should give him another call and say "here currie, do sumfin about that gill small" That should do it, it should work greatly if not he will need a call from Mark Hately
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Post by becks23 on Aug 5, 2005 16:18:43 GMT
well ive marks number i'll give him a shout i'll wait to after 5 then hes normally about i already asked him do u like jill small he said no becks, not at all cause even tough hes a player hater he still hates girls who use a vibrator
but hopefully the council can lock her away put her in a womens prison and she'll have a field day i dont think think it would be cruel cause it would be like puttin a donkey in a field full of mules its bad for ballymena that she is on the lose cause all she wants to do is eat bush
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Post by ratman on Aug 5, 2005 16:24:00 GMT
We need to get the attention of the local powers By getting in contact with some old rangers stars And if the council's policy never alters It might be time to bring in Mark Walters
I fell in the well at Sentry Hill And only survived by God's good will Wells may be fun if you're wanting to wish But not if you fall in and land on your dish
So come on McKernan lets sort this out And stop all this mucking about Just go to these wells and cover them up Like youse did in the park with the devils cup
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Post by becks23 on Aug 5, 2005 16:38:41 GMT
maybe this is a job for the whellie bin crew cause we dont care wat u say or wat u do and rat we shouldnt let this stew so watch out wells the WBC is coming to u
there a danger to kids and adults alike kids could fall down if the brakes fail on their bike if ur walking along in the middle of the night u could fall down due to the lack of light
and our friend jill does some struttin so its likely u could fall in and meet her in the at the bottom and that would sort any of us out espically me rat and tome who she'll definately clout!
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