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Post by topofthetownclown on Feb 13, 2012 22:19:27 GMT
Gone r the days of the beast v clown
A lot of the new banter makes wee lenny frown
He depises all evil and us boys from leagues below
But he still lives in hope his wee penis will grow
A new phenonimum in davy has burst onto the scene
Beware of his da if u dare be mean
Then we've junior his big bro is his idol
When he moved to carniny the poor man was suicidal
Big goblin was silly and his status was retracted
Cumpot's just a root now that's a FACTED
Big roy of rovers swears he just off the blower
A great bit of name dropping but he's just a tad slower
What about fish and his great big anouncement
A ring off sherman certainly didn't make a dent
Oul pele is ripping as his goals are drying up
Big clown's got his eye on the div2 league cup
A bit more on me and my thunderous strike
U deny I meant it but what are use like
Wee bale is being attacked from all sorts of angles
Slenny in the showers between his knees it dangles
I'll leave it here for another fellow member
Hope its not cumpot as he's a real bender
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Post by sterland on Feb 13, 2012 22:32:09 GMT
 brilliant big man!
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Post by topofthetownclown on Feb 13, 2012 22:34:46 GMT
Still a bit rusty but give me a few attemps and I'll be back in buisness I'm awaiting sir fish's reply......
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Post by DavyFTB on Feb 13, 2012 22:35:15 GMT
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Post by LENNY on Feb 13, 2012 22:36:22 GMT
Still a bit rusty but give me a few attemps and I'll be back in buisness I'm awaiting sir fish's reply...... big ba$tard, im in the 1st paragraph!! |
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Post by Jeff on Feb 13, 2012 22:38:49 GMT
Bring back the beast |
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Post by topofthetownclown on Feb 13, 2012 22:43:16 GMT
Sorry len your hatred for all things div2 and below swung it and jeff don't worry clown has a few verses for your goodself coming soon |
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Post by Jeff on Feb 13, 2012 22:44:27 GMT
Go easy on me or il see to it that the beast returns. |
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Post by topofthetownclown on Feb 13, 2012 22:55:59 GMT
Our very own rambo threatened quiggs with a hammer But quiggs got a club from wee ronnie balmer The fight shall be titled the runt v the c**t Neilsbrook at 4 big pepe did grunt That ejit paul berry said he'll be the ref "A ring girl I'll be" cried a excited jeff A pair of red stockings and goal keeper gloves Bare chested and oiled up just what he loves Big blue boy will be there cheering on his waterboy His lambeg at the ready he'll be jumping with joy Another short poem from your big friend clown Let's get this sorted and stop feeling down |
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Post by mrfish on Feb 14, 2012 10:51:44 GMT
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Post by mrfish on Feb 14, 2012 11:06:26 GMT
Some slate wee Lenny but I think he's right,
The lower the league, the greater the s**te,
And right at the bottom is Davytfc,
He hasn't been that low since they blocked aff Drumcree,
Big Clown getting the raps back to your door,
And leave my ring outta it, ye dirty hure,
And who's that in the distance, why do they scream,
Oh it's just big Goram shouting "I had a dream",
Oh that takes me back, the beast and the clown,
The Beast could rap, could put Clown down,
But Clown stood his ground, the man's no slacker,
And remember his bestest mate, the computer hacker,
Plenty of potential here, new members we'll recruit,
Jeff can't rap, but he can play the flute,
But we'll have to make it cross communtiy, once and for all,
So we'll invite the lesbians, led by Gill Small....
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Post by mrfish on Feb 14, 2012 19:19:18 GMT
T'was the 14th of February, St Valentine's Day,
I went to the ground where the Rangers play,
And before me I gasped, a crowd there stood,
There was a guy on the steps, but it wasn't Robin Hood,
"Hey pals, ma name is Craig",
"I'm no Whyte Knight, just a bit of a plague",
"I'm no looking any trouble, cut me some slack",
"I'd just really love to have my pound back",
The crowd before him they started to jeer,
"Fack aff Craig, ye lying queer",
Were the Rangers f**ked, it couldn't be true,
It's hard to hear him when everyone shouts booooooo,
He cleared aff inside in an awful hurry,
I heard some kunt laughing, awk hullo Mr Murray,
"Hi my name's David and this I'm sorry to see",
"But tae quote yer man Shaggy, it wasnae me",
But all was not lost, claimed the Rangers Panel,
"We've landed a new tv deal, with the history Channel",
And to the lone Ranger in the distance we thanked God,
It was wee Gazza with beer and a fishing rod,
And poor wee Sally, what can he do,
This brings a whole new meaning to feeling blue,
And so what if Celtic go to Europe to play,
I wanted tae go tae Gretna anyway.....
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Post by topofthetownclown on Feb 14, 2012 22:56:50 GMT
Top drawer fish any other forum members not fancy trying there hand.
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Post by mrfish on Feb 14, 2012 22:58:38 GMT
any other forum members not fancy trying there hand. It is Valentine's Day afterall... |
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Post by mrfish on Feb 14, 2012 23:00:13 GMT
any other forum members not fancy trying there hand. It is Valentine's Day afterall... In saying that, Davy and them have been f**ked plenty today!!! |
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Post by topofthetownclown on Feb 14, 2012 23:17:32 GMT
Oh how times have changed all the teddy bears are hurt
The great wee club's been run into the dirt
Now Davy is foaming with his sick little jokes
And harty and co I feel for use blokes
My last little line use know is a lie
The bubbly is popping as rankers slowly die
10 in a row is not now a dream
Use are invited to mine for jelly and ice cream
All in good faith but I'm sorry I can't help it
Wee davis is crying while sucking allys tit
Goodbye mcgregor and lafferty too
At this present moment must be bad to be blue
1 last little line just to show I care
Hahahahaha the blue room is bare
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Post by topofthetownclown on Feb 15, 2012 18:17:27 GMT
I'm goina tell a story of a complexed little man
His bro is a superstar and cumpots a fan
Is he better than dowie? Its a question I asked
Landing at my door with his face fully masked
What about his spelling and lack of english grammar
Sure he's heading to neilsbrook armed with a hammer
When will they realise, he's bringing shame to the club
Big goram's not a foreigner he just needs a good scrub
But back to the one they call the fitness coach
Patrolling the sideline,an unwanted cockroach
All mouth and slabber and I'm told a funny smell
Your return leg to dunfane is goina be hell
Just 1 more thing u stupid little skitter
We know its just jealousy as your the runt of the litter
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Post by Muffin Man on Feb 16, 2012 19:58:40 GMT
I'm goina tell a story of a complexed little man His bro is a superstar and cumpots a fan Is he better than dowie? Its a question I asked Landing at my door with his face fully masked What about his spelling and lack of english grammar Sure he's heading to neilsbrook armed with a hammer When will they realise, he's bringing shame to the club Big goram's not a foreigner he just needs a good scrub But back to the one they call the fitness coach Patrolling the sideline,an unwanted cockroach All mouth and slabber and I'm told a funny smell Your return leg to dunfane is goina be hell Just 1 more thing u stupid little skitter We know its just jealousy as your the runt of the litter |
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Post by topofthetownclown on Feb 16, 2012 20:29:11 GMT
My oul m8 muffin liked my last ryhme He hasn't a touch yet so I think its time I'll tell about his old days with and his fancy rat tail Or his date with selina mitchell he best ever sail A trip to the states made him think he was gay "Can I sleep in your bed butler" he quietly did say "Catch a f**king grip, u dirty wee fruit" He then begged me please for a glimpse of my hoop U know I'm only winding my ginger wee mucker I swear I don't think your a bent queer f**ker Enough for now as u know its all a joke You know I'm not gay and aint game for a poke |
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Post by Muffin Man on Feb 16, 2012 20:47:53 GMT
My oul m8 muffin liked my last ryhme He hasn't a touch yet so I think its time I'll tell about his old days with and his fancy rat tail Or his date with selina mitchell he best ever sail A trip to the states made him think he was gay "Can I sleep in your bed butler" he quietly did say "Catch a f**king grip, u dirty wee fruit" He then begged me please for a glimpse of my hoop U know I'm only winding my ginger wee mucker I swear I don't think your a bent queer f**ker Enough for now as u know its all a joke You know I'm not gay and aint game for a poke ;D  |
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Post by topofthetownclown on Feb 17, 2012 16:16:15 GMT
A few words from sally won't paper the cracks
You gers fans have a squad which quality it lacks
Come 5 o'clock tomorrow the battle cries will die out
No surrender was the cry but now your in doubt
Jelly and ice cream that of rasberry ripple
The demise of the rangers was down to the cripple
Spending money that wasn't there or not of there own
Its all a great big laugh now your knocked off the throne
Rule britainnia another famous chant
Sign a 35 year old has been hahaha use can't
Goodbye shagger and the tall gangly c**t
It'll be fat sally and hately starting upfront
Now get back in your corner use gang of crooks
Penny pinching buisness men fliddling tax books
I never ever thought I'd see use stoop so low
Now for the start of 10 in a row
HH
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Post by DavyFTB on Feb 17, 2012 17:05:21 GMT
One hundred and forty years, the team above the rest
No matter what the record says, we'll always be the best
Wee Harty is for ibrox, supporting ever more
Standing in the broomloan, amongst the rangers roar
Big butler he is laughing, standing very tall
Singing Celtic for the title, BUT due to rangers fall
Campos on the other night, stepping out of line
Pepe tried to bite his tongue, but already downed the wine.
Wee lennys always injured, letting on he's hurt
Rubber has to buy a pint, just to get a shirt.
Pele full of snide remarks, he can't even run a club
He had a go at muffin, who quickly shut his gub
WATP
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Post by LENNY on Feb 17, 2012 17:18:22 GMT
One hundred and forty years, the team above the rest No matter what the record says, we'll always be the best Wee Harty is for ibrox, supporting ever more Standing in the broomloan, amongst the rangers roar Big butler he is laughing, standing very tall Singing Celtic for the title, BUT due to rangers fall Campos on the other night, stepping out of line Pepe tried to bite his tongue, but already downed the wine. Wee lennys always injured, letting on he's hurt Rubber has to buy a pint, just to get a shirt. Pele full of snide remarks, he can't even run a club He had a go at muffin, who quickly shut his gub WATP |
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Post by LENNY on Feb 17, 2012 17:20:09 GMT
A few words from sally won't paper the cracks You gers fans have a squad which quality it lacks Come 5 o'clock tomorrow the battle cries will die out No surrender was the cry but now your in doubt Jelly and ice cream that of rasberry ripple The demise of the rangers was down to the cripple Spending money that wasn't there or not of there own Its all a great big laugh now your knocked off the throne Rule britainnia another famous chant Sign a 35 year old has been hahaha use can't Goodbye shagger and the tall gangly c**t It'll be fat sally and hately starting upfront Now get back in your corner use gang of crooks Penny pinching buisness men fliddling tax books I never ever thought I'd see use stoop so low Now for the start of 10 in a row HH Just lovely. |
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Post by dingle on Feb 17, 2012 17:28:12 GMT
Hahahahaha, quality lads!
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Post by pele on Feb 17, 2012 17:36:39 GMT
Top class lads ;D
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Post by topofthetownclown on Feb 17, 2012 17:46:03 GMT
Nice rhymes david  |
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Post by topofthetownclown on Dec 10, 2012 21:30:25 GMT
bump
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Post by mrfish on Dec 11, 2012 16:44:21 GMT
One hundred and forty years, the team above the rest No matter what the record says, we'll always be the best Wee Harty is for ibrox, supporting ever more Standing in the broomloan, amongst the rangers roar Big butler he is laughing, standing very tall Singing Celtic for the title, BUT due to rangers fall Campos on the other night, stepping out of line Pepe tried to bite his tongue, but already downed the wine. Wee lennys always injured, letting on he's hurt Rubber has to buy a pint, just to get a shirt. Pele full of snide remarks, he can't even run a club He had a go at muffin, who quickly shut his gub WATP Here, haul on...how'd I miss this? Who wrote this for you Davy lol...not bad at all! |
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Post by mrfish on Dec 11, 2012 16:47:28 GMT
Actually a few belters from Clown too! Belated applause lads!
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brilliant big man!
